Pregnant or is she just freaking out?

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[quote]harrypotter wrote:

The only woman I trust is my mother, do you kiss yours with that mouth? [/quote]

Mmm… someone really cranky. Lovin’ it :slight_smile:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
And you had to go on about “it doesn’t feel the same”. Where did I say that? You’re attempt to put words into my post is just as funny as being called a troll, typical logic on T-Nation. [/quote]

I’d suggest you pull that soaked tampon out. You sound really hormonal, lol. I wasn’t talking about you. Posters before you have talked about the stroking sensation being different. But since you’re such a giant douche, stuck far up in your own vagina, I get you’re more likely to fail at reading comprehension. No?

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
And I wouldn’t oblige in penetrating you, you’d bore me quicker than a housewife on a dry spell.[/quote]

Lol.

As if I’d be remotely attracted to that piece of flesh you carry between your legs.

Wasn’t even talking about you. I was generally speaking.

You are unable to possess a reptile. That is enough to keep me dry and not looking at you twice.

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I couldn’t remember why I had harrypotter on my ignore list. Thanks for quoting him you guys, now I remember!

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[quote]flipcollar wrote:
I couldn’t remember why I had harrypotter on my ignore list. Thanks for quoting him you guys, now I remember![/quote]

You’re missing out on the lolz…

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]

RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…

“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]

If you ask ten guys how their girl “accidentally” got knocked up (which is almost ALWAYS right before they were about to break up with her), nine of them will say, “I thought she was on the pill”. Go ahead and keep raw doggin’ it. But just know that all the power is in HER hands at that point. She has the power to control the next two decades of your life. If that’s fine with you, then carry on. Personally, NO piece of ass is worth two decades of my life. All she has to do is make an emotional decision in a moment of weakness after an argument, and you can have an unplanned pregnancy and everything that goes along with that. Personally, I’m not willing to “trust” ANYONE with that kind of power, much less a woman (yes that is my misogynistic side creeping up). But to each his own.[/quote]

Some rewards are worth the risk.

I havent used a rubber in 3 years and ill do my darndest to maintain that streak for a long fuckin time.

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[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]

RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…

“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]

If you ask ten guys how their girl “accidentally” got knocked up (which is almost ALWAYS right before they were about to break up with her), nine of them will say, “I thought she was on the pill”. Go ahead and keep raw doggin’ it. But just know that all the power is in HER hands at that point. She has the power to control the next two decades of your life. If that’s fine with you, then carry on. Personally, NO piece of ass is worth two decades of my life. All she has to do is make an emotional decision in a moment of weakness after an argument, and you can have an unplanned pregnancy and everything that goes along with that. Personally, I’m not willing to “trust” ANYONE with that kind of power, much less a woman (yes that is my misogynistic side creeping up). But to each his own.[/quote]

Some rewards are worth the risk.

I havent used a rubber in 3 years and ill do my darndest to maintain that streak for a long fuckin time. [/quote]

I’d be more concerned with other things man…

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[quote]flipcollar wrote:
I couldn’t remember why I had harrypotter on my ignore list. Thanks for quoting him you guys, now I remember![/quote]

You just reminded me of something I wanted to do for some time. Figuring out how to ignore list that retard, that is.

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This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I like Sen.[/quote]

I do too. [/quote]

Usually it’s 2 dames fighting over me, but I’m flattered all the same.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]

RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…

“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]

If you ask ten guys how their girl “accidentally” got knocked up (which is almost ALWAYS right before they were about to break up with her), nine of them will say, “I thought she was on the pill”. Go ahead and keep raw doggin’ it. But just know that all the power is in HER hands at that point. She has the power to control the next two decades of your life. If that’s fine with you, then carry on. Personally, NO piece of ass is worth two decades of my life. All she has to do is make an emotional decision in a moment of weakness after an argument, and you can have an unplanned pregnancy and everything that goes along with that. Personally, I’m not willing to “trust” ANYONE with that kind of power, much less a woman (yes that is my misogynistic side creeping up). But to each his own.[/quote]

Some rewards are worth the risk.

I havent used a rubber in 3 years and ill do my darndest to maintain that streak for a long fuckin time. [/quote]

I’d be more concerned with other things man…[/quote]

My doodle, and its comfort, are pretty high on the priority list.

Besides, Im a master of the kamikaze pull-out, my friend…

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[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]

RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…

“but she’s on the PILL”
[/quote]
Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]

If you ask ten guys how their girl “accidentally” got knocked up (which is almost ALWAYS right before they were about to break up with her), nine of them will say, “I thought she was on the pill”. Go ahead and keep raw doggin’ it. But just know that all the power is in HER hands at that point. She has the power to control the next two decades of your life. If that’s fine with you, then carry on. Personally, NO piece of ass is worth two decades of my life. All she has to do is make an emotional decision in a moment of weakness after an argument, and you can have an unplanned pregnancy and everything that goes along with that. Personally, I’m not willing to “trust” ANYONE with that kind of power, much less a woman (yes that is my misogynistic side creeping up). But to each his own.[/quote]

Some rewards are worth the risk.

I havent used a rubber in 3 years and ill do my darndest to maintain that streak for a long fuckin time. [/quote]

I’d be more concerned with other things man…[/quote]

My doodle, and its comfort, are pretty high on the priority list.

Besides, Im a master of the kamikaze pull-out, my friend…[/quote]

Can’t pull out on the HIV my friend.

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[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.

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[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.[/quote]
But you two don’t believe that if a man’s wife cheats on him then it’s his fault for keeping the company of a skank do you?

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[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.[/quote]

It lacks logic, to me.

If I’m afraid my wife is screwing around, then yes, I should be weary of myself because of the company I keep. If I’m concerned about someone else’s wife screwing around on them, that doesn’t say anything about my wife or myself, does it? After all, she’s not the one I’m concerned with.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.[/quote]

It lacks logic, to me.

If I’m afraid my wife is screwing around, then yes, I should be weary of myself because of the company I keep. If I’m concerned about someone else’s wife screwing around on them, that doesn’t say anything about my wife or myself, does it? After all, she’s not the one I’m concerned with. [/quote]

It’s more the frame of mind that they immediately think she’s a slut/skank. It seems like an over familiarity with that type of behaviour which leads me to believe they associate with people who behave poorly. I don’t expect the worst of people because I don’t marry, sleep with, hang with or become friends with people who I believe will shit on me. That doesn’t mean I haven’t experienced it but it’s the exception rather than the expectation.

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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.[/quote]
But you two don’t believe that if a man’s wife cheats on him then it’s his fault for keeping the company of a skank do you?[/quote]

It’s not that a man’s wife or woman’s husband would cheat on him makes him or her complicit. It’s the attitude that it’s the expectation. If you expect it, why would you be with them?

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[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]

I think people jumped to that conclusion because she was having symptoms after only two days of having sex. That seems ridiculous.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]

I think people jumped to that conclusion because she was having symptoms after only two days of having sex. That seems ridiculous.[/quote]

And she’s a Marines girlfriend…

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You are the company you keep.

Cross me once, shame on you. Cross me twice, shame on me.

[quote]csulli wrote:
But you two don’t believe that if a man’s wife cheats on him then it’s his fault for keeping the company of a skank do you?[/quote]
If monogamy was an inherent part of their marital understanding, then of course it’s not the man’s fault if his wife cheats on him. Or vice-versa. But people who have had multiple experiences with cheating partners and therefore extrapolate such behavior to all members of the opposite sex clearly have poor judgment skills when it comes to picking a mate.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]

I think people jumped to that conclusion because she was having symptoms after only two days of having sex. That seems ridiculous.[/quote]

To be fair, the OP has yet to reply as to whether HE thinks her symptoms are related to pregnancy or if SHE said it was.

If the OP had stated that after being home for two days his GF announced she was pregnant then, yes, suspecting cheating would be completely logical. However, all he said was that she has cramps (NOT a symptom of pregnancy), was tired and not feeling well. Oh…and she may be just “freaking out”. Someone who is excited to be pregnant does not freak out.

What COULD have happened was that the sudden bout of non-stop sexy-time has led to either a 1)yeast infection or 2)a UTI. Given the cramping and what not, I would tend to think she probably got a UTI, which may have caused a kidney infection. That could easily cause the symptoms that the OP has described.

OP, if you are still reading along at home, have your GF schedule an appointment with her doctor to make sure everything is OK with the plumbing. Oh, and as an added benefit, the doctor will more than likely run a pregnancy test while she is there, which allows you the peace of mind of getting that information without having to present her with a stick to piss on.

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This thread has gotten way too complicated…all I really wanted was to see Snap or Ouroboro in a nurse’s uniform, or possibly standing beside each other in nurse’s uniforms, or helping each other out of their nurse’s uniforms with thermometers and stethoscopes and other fun medical tools at the ready and now it’s like A knew B was a skank, but married her and then C hooked it up, but it’s OK, because D is a marine, but the circular time reference makes it all E’s fault.

Just put on the nurse’s outfits ladies for the love of Sen!