Pre- and Post- Workout Dump

I get the nervous shits before a workout. Kindof like a pre-war strategy so to speak, that my body uses to best ready itself and get rid of any extra bulk. Some people puke, i shit(happened alot during my wresling tournaments when i was younger). Definitely pre workout, otherwise some very unpleasant things can happen at peak contraction or tension. Here are some funny stories about shitting that aren’t necessarily training related.

http://www.shittystories.com/

On another note, i carry a plastic bottle all the time for refilling with water. Well one time after a workout, i went to a movie. About 30 or so minutes into the movie, i realized i had to piss really bad. I didn’t want to miss any of the movie, luckily for me the theatre was mostly empty. I used the empty water bottle and filled it all the way up, i almost overflowed it(thankfully i was wearing mesh shorts and it was relatively easy). From then on, i made sure that i either just took a few minutes to go to the restroom during the movie or just go before the movie. I was kindof dissapointed though that i had to throw that water bottle away, it was my favorite one at the time.

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
I get the nervous shits before a workout. Kindof like a pre-war strategy so to speak, that my body uses to best ready itself and get rid of any extra bulk. Some people puke, i shit(happened alot during my wresling tournaments when i was younger). Definitely pre w[/quote]

LOL yeah I’m the same way. Not sure if it’s nerves, anxiety, or the caffeine pill.

Before, almost always. Spike acts like a laxative for me.

I usually take a shit pre-workout, makes my body feel nice and clean. Yesterday I didn’t shit before my squats and I was like FUUUUUU when I went deep.