Scrub: Cupman was referring to the spelling checker in a word processor.
Justin: I will sleep better tonight knowing you forgive me. Thank you.
Where the hell have you been, MD? Justin sends most of T-Nation pictures of his penis via PM. The fact that he also includes a love poem is perhaps more scary. My guess is he hasn’t sent you one because you’d probably make fun of his grammar instead of looking at his willy.
Justin: Send me a pic of your willy, now! I promise not to make fun of your grammar. I will simply evaluate your penis so I can vouch for the fact it isn’t too small.
You can tell Mrs. Justin To Be my interest in your willy isn’t sexual. I’m doing this as a favor to help you save face in front of all the fine peeps on this forum.
Scrub: I’m very familiar with the word sarcasm, thank you. I’m just playin’ ya. I imagine your love talk is slightly raunchier than that.
Interesting penis thread.
This post whore…
just thought he’d
drop in and be a post
whore.
:o)
Geez MD…Your Penis knowledge is surpased only by your literary flaccidity…I was forced to endure a public school education and all I was taught abnout Turgidity was :Swelling in style or language; vainly ostentatious; bombastic; pompous; as, a turgid style of speaking. – Tur"gidly, adv. – Tur"gidness, n.
Not quite sure how I made it this far…
“Your best teacher is your last mistake”
~ Ralph Nader
penis envy.
That is all.
“Penis Knowledge”.
Is there a MFA for that?
Patricia,a “post-whore” holloween costume? I and I think all the male T-men in this forum will want to see a pic of you in it when you finish creating it.
Justin: You are a fine judge of character indeed. You have exposed my deep, dark, Freudian secret. walks away head hanging down in shame
Cupcaketh: Dost thou calleth the princess of prose prosaic?! Implyeth thou her posts causeth a snoozefest for all the fine peeps who frequenteth this board??!! Dost thou meaneth to say her literary learning lacketh???!!!
Thou hast throwneth down the gauntlet, you remarkable rapscallion, you champion churl, you bombastic brute!!
Taketh that!! slaps Cup across the face with the white glove
Dost thou wisheth to continueth the battle or dost thou acquiesceth to the queen of quips?
Au contraire, mon Cheri,
Your Cakness was simply admiring your flexible composition skills and insinuating that the more mundane tutelage of the unwashed ill prepared one for the vanguard requirements of an advanced Penis discussion with you. It is most certainly unbeknownst to me how you read anything other than that into my previous post.
Could Cakes Craved Comeuppance Cause the Current Curious Cranium Confusion and Consequential Counterfeit Crucifixion?
Certainly.
“Use what language you will, you can never say anything but what you are”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whoa Cup, That was pretty cool.
Cupcake: How could I doubt you have nothing but the greatest respect for my literary prowess.
I misunderstood the post in question because of your use of the term “literary flaccidity.” I thought it was an insult.
I hereby withdraw the challenge.
BTW, in this case, the word “cheri” should be spelled “cherie.” You are addressing a woman and need to use the feminine form of the word.
Smooooooocccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
P.S. Your last post is very impressive. I couldn’t have done a better job of alliteration myself. Bravo! Keep writing.
MD: No hijack meant, but reading women who write intelligently like you gives me some hope back for women. Keep your good head in shape (the body too, obviously) – you have something rare there. =0)
More about that postwhore costume…