they are too elitist for us. What postwhores!!
I think they’ve lost all respect for their fellow post whore (read: Justin) because he admitted he had a small penis. That just disgraces everyone by association.
It seems Jared has changed his handle to PostWhoreNoMore. Who the heck does he think he is anyway? You’re right, Justin, they have become a bunch of elitists. 
God, I need to get a life.
I was wondering who the heck Smooth Criminal was! With the post count he had I couldn’t figure out why I hadn’t seen him before.
hey now. I said my penis wasn’t 6 hours long. Where does length come in to that?
Justin didn’t say he had a small penis. He said it wasn’t big enough to reach his fiance who is six hours away. Stop twisting around his words.
[quote]Justin didn’t say he had a small penis. He said it wasn’t big enough to reach his fiance who is six hours away. Stop twisting around his words.
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There’s a adult movie in there just waiting to be made.
Patricia: It’s about time you showed up, Postwhore #2.
MD and Justin: This is all a matter of semantics.
Justin has a small penis.
How would you know? Have you actually seen it? And if you did, was it flaccid or erect? A penis in its flaccid state does not necessarily indicate its size once fully turgid.
And why the hell are you looking at his penis to begin with?!
MD: I’m thinkin’ of being a “Postwhore” for this Halloween. Now…gotta come up with that costume :-))
Patricia: How about a cybergladiator (gladiatrix?) costume, since this is a forum and you’re a strongwoman?
How about we stop talking about my manmeat or tubesteak or purple headed monster or one-eyed trouser trout and start talking about the sexy costume Patricia is going to wear?
For the record, CMC is like 50 hours away from me, and my penis can’t reach him, flaccid or erect.
Justin: I bet you never thought your Johnson would be a subject for discussion on the forum. Sorry I started it. Please forgive me. looks at you with big eyes and a pout
Yes, let’s talk about P’s costume now.
MD…"A penis in its flaccid state does not necessarily indicate its size once fully turgid
Although I bow to your superior penis knowledge which seems to be quite substantial, especially given that you don’t personally own one. I do feel the need to point out that a penis (Jared’s or otherwise) has never been “Turgid”…using my Colombo-like investigative skills, I have come to the conclusion that your spellchecker tried to correct an erroneous spelling of “Rigid”.
That or the pompous attitude that Jared’s penis puts on every time it makes a public appearance is finally giving it a bad rep.
Snobby Dick.
“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger”
~ Dan Rather
Cupcake: How dare you mess with the wizard wordsmith??!!
Turgid
1 - being in a state of distension: swollen, tumid
2 - excessively embellished in style or language: bombastic, pompous
The word turgid is a fine synonym for erect when describing a penis, as well as your writing style.
Now be nice or I’ll rescind my offer.
P.S. I don’t use the spelling checker.
How about hard? like concrete? Swole? Engorged?
I once saw JWright behind a tree taking a piss and he was spraying his last three fingers.
and actually, it was CMC who said I don’t get any ass from my woman. You didn’t “technically” start it. I will blame him.
MD, in the medical world we use the word “tumescence.” I use your word on a more casual basis, such as talking dirty to my woman. “I’m so turgid for you right now baby.”
T mag has spellcheck? And how do people use italics? Do I have some kind of outdated version?