A serious cry for help!
college level BB here, very good size and really cut, my problem is that I am on a cycle and can’t predict when or where I pop a bone!
tried a really tight jock but looks like shit
I heard there is some kinda glue for my posing suit so I can glue it one me?? any help or advice? i’m serious
Okay, I’ll try to help you out. If you truly have raging, unscheduled, steroid-induced hard-ons, no mere scrap of cloth is going to be able to contain them. Instead, I suggest that you turn your liability into a strength. There is a special glue that is made for attaching things (usually uncooperative condoms, but it’ll work for pretty much any textile product) to your dick. It’s called “Pen-affixx”, and you can generally find it in most of the better drugstores. (If the clerk doesn’t know about it, just explain what it’s used for - the product name varies from region to region.) Using Pen-affixx, get a small (about 12" x 9") American flag, made of silk if possible, and glue two corners to the tip and base of your member. Roll the flag up and stick it into your posing trunks. (If you can get a silk one, it won’t make too much of a bulge.) Then, if you happen to “pop out” on stage, you’ll be waving the American flag around (this looks especially good when your body quivers while hitting a most muscular pose) and can perhaps garner extra points for patriotism from the judges. Kevin Levrone tried a variation of this trick in the Olympia once, and he got second place behind Dorian Yates! I’d say that’s a pretty good endorsement!
C’mon guys, am I the only one who has advice to offer this poor fellow…?
Cut your dick off and mail it too Lipo he want’s a bigger dong. Maybe he can become Frankencock or something. Just kidding.
I say load up on some saltpeter. You can buy it at a drugstore. Also good for making smoke bombs but that’s another story.
Without a Clue Keago. ![]()
Brad, I was worried about the same thing for first comp. But once I arrived for the pre-judging and the night show i was so jacked up and nervous about performing that Pamela Anderson, two of her clones, and a bottle of KY couldn’t have mad me hard. Something to think about.
why don’t you just wack off a lot before you go.