Please Ban Use of This Word

i know a man who calls his wife “buddy.” that’s much, much worse.

[quote]gojira wrote:
I prefer to use “My High Lord of the Meat Dagger”.[/quote]

are you married to Sir Lance-a-Lot?

[quote]gojira wrote:
I prefer to use “My High Lord of the Meat Dagger”.[/quote]

Sounds much more respectable than “Hubby.” Right on!

[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Damici wrote:
Nate, Nate, Nate! You disappoint me! Surely, I thought, you’d understand! It’s not the thread that’s gay, it’s the use of the word – wait for it – “Hubby!” :slight_smile:

Hubby = gay?

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Yup, it actually sounds much more like something a gay married/civil unioned guy would call his spouse than what a woman would call her straight male spouse.

[quote]Sabrina wrote:
“Boo” just makes me wish I had a pencil to jam in my ear.

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Amen! I loathe that term, few things sound more stupid than that.

Personally, I prefer the term “Guapo Husband”

[quote]Damici wrote:
gojira wrote:
I prefer to use “My High Lord of the Meat Dagger”.

Sounds much more respectable than “Hubby.” Right on![/quote]

Agreed. From now on, when referring to the husband, use “MHLOTMD”. And I guess someone should amend the “Alphabet Soup” thread.

I prefer to call my husband my ‘boyfriend’ . It mixes things up and confuses people…

Whenever i hear a woman say “my man” i automatically associate them with fat disgusting white trash on the jerry springer show, and want to strangle them.

[quote]NateN wrote:
Please tell me you use that in front of other people.
:smiley:

gojira wrote:
I prefer to use “My High Lord of the Meat Dagger”.

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That and other terms of endearment;
“My Most Endowed One”, “His Holiness of the Supereme Erection”. You know, the usual.

[quote]Ladyjaine wrote:
Before I ditched the ex, I called him The Hubster. As long as you don’t have to answer, you shouldn’t pay attention. They aren’t talking to you. [/quote]

Damn! The Hubster… it even sounds good! Ladyjaine, do you mind if I appropriate that? Seeing as you’re no longer using it…

Freedom of speech is more important than your feelings Damaci.

Learn to live without the whine.

A simple Master suits me just fine.

[quote]jacross wrote:
Freedom of speech is more important than your feelings Damaci.

Learn to live without the whine.[/quote]

HARK!!! We have a call to stand tall under the First Ammendment! All hail!

I don’t mind hubby all that much. It’s better then what my wife calls me…“Lazy fucking asshole”. I actually think hubby would be an upgrade…lol

I’ve tried to avoid joining this thread, but I can’t take the strain anymore!

“Hubby” has always annoyed me as a trite nickname-like word that sounds too much like “tubby” or “chubby”; nothing with “-ubby” in it can be good for you.

In private, she has a seemingly endless store of phonemic combinations, but in public, I’m her “husband.” That works for both of us.

Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”

Damici, thanks for taking point on this fight! I’ve got your back, man!

Thank you, Tshaw. Thank you very much! And to all those who feel the very testosterone in their bodies curdling whenever they hear that godforsaken word, thank you for your support! Let’s stamp out this albatross around the neck of modern society like the cancer that it is!

“Hubby” – Yeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!! :frowning:

gojira you kill me! =P

We don’t have a first amendment to enshrine freedom of speech in Australia. consequently it means alot more to me.

Ok, here’s a question. Is “baby” better than “huuby”? That’s what my wife calls me.

[quote]jacross wrote:
We don’t have a first amendment to enshrine freedom of speech in Australia. consequently it means alot more to me.[/quote]

Well in this coutry :slight_smile: , it means you’re free to whine about whatever on God’s green earth you damn well please, including those nincompoops who use the word – hold on – wait for it – “hubby” – in public, thereby driving the testosterone levels of all within earshot into the basement! (Said while holding American flag high, with copy of U.S. constitution under one arm and middle finger of other hand aimed at those who refuse to give up use of that ill-chosen word).

Another good alternative, which also happens to start with the letter H, is “He Who is Hung Like Canned Ham.”