Let the bodies hit the floor
[quote]pushharder wrote:
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I fucking LOVE Billy Preston.
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[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
wow, what on earth are you guys babbling about. keep it on topic.[/quote]
It’s all about you, baby. All about you.[/quote]
Oh yes, I forgot, thats not my pic. lol. [/quote]
Well, that seems to be the consensus, PhantomPicRogue. The consensus continues to build due to your pussified response to the clamor you yourself created with your lofty claims of grandeur.[/quote]
what lofty claims. lol. I just said I was a big dude. Never said i was ripped or said i was anything other than what I actually am. [/quote]
you are lying.
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Dear Mr. Cortez:
Your last forum thread post was brought to the attention of our offices. In the spirit of cooperation and the best practices of peer review, we took the liberty of “fixing your post”. We hope you do not object.
Sincerely,
TheBodyGuard
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Dear Mr. TheBodyGuard,
At this time we see no reason to object to your modifications. In addition, it appears that this matter has been resolved. We will not hesitate to call upon your services, should they be required, in the future.
Sincerely,
Cortes
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Dear Mr. TheBodyGuard,
At this time we see no reason to object to your modifications. In addition, it appears that this matter has been resolved. We will not hesitate to call upon your services, should they be required, in the future.
Sincerely,
Cortes
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Dear Mr. Cortes:
Thank you for your reply. I think I speak for the entire TBGI team when I say we are overcome with a sensation of warmth and good cheer at your having accepted our correction. When I say that this feeling could lead one to an empty addiction of self-abuse in an effort to again experience the euphoria of this initial connection, I only mildly exaggerate. But like a first kiss between lovers, there is but only one “first” kiss.
Notwithstanding, while reviewing your reply, and in keeping with the spirit of your PWI “grammar nazi” thread, we inform you that we much prefer “We will not hesitate to call upon your services in the future, should they be required”. We believe that although both versions are likely grammatically correct, the latter iteration is grammatically “cleaner”.
Inasmuch as we believe you are not the type to be impressed with unnecessarily adorned language and/or overly burdensome sentence structure, we did not hesitate in this instance to offer our well-intentioned critique and hope that you once again accept the same with the collegial spirit with which it is intended!
With highest regard for your scholarship and contributions,
TheBodyGuard
Lol, I cry uncle!
You win!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
All I know is it would have taken all of 3 days to shut down a gym that outwardly sounded an alarm when fat people showed up.
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I think the beep, beep, beep from a truck backing up would be a much more appropriate sound…lol…
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Lol, I cry uncle!
You win!
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LOL ya see what I did there. The closing paragraph is so ridiculously ironic I chuckled again reading it.
I can picture “bodyguard” writing a book or something, with his highly technical mumbo jumbo and expecting readers to actually understand what their reading. lol. writing should be simple, to the point and easy to understand and follow. It should be how you would speak if you were talking to a person face to face.
^^^ That’s been done too.
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I can picture “bodyguard” writing a book or something, with his highly technical mumbo jumbo and expecting readers to actually understand what their reading. lol. writing should be simple, to the point and easy to understand and follow. It should be how you would speak if you were talking to a person face to face. [/quote]
x2
BG’s posts are like attempting to understand Quantum Physics, the time-space continuum, while doing the Rubic’s Cube at the same time.
Basic math’s a bitch, too.
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I can picture “bodyguard” writing a book or something, with his highly technical mumbo jumbo and expecting readers to actually understand what their reading. lol. writing should be simple, to the point and easy to understand and follow. It should be how you would speak if you were talking to a person face to face. [/quote]
The compliment I gave on the previous page for proper use of their has now been revoked.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I can picture “bodyguard” writing a book or something, with his highly technical mumbo jumbo and expecting readers to actually understand what their reading. lol. writing should be simple, to the point and easy to understand and follow. It should be how you would speak if you were talking to a person face to face. [/quote]
The compliment I gave on the previous page for proper use of their has now been revoked.
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Hey Nards do you think RV wrote this book?
I’d have too see if their are references to Vampires that your talking about to know that he definately wrote it.
Whoops… I shouldn’t have used any capitalization or punctuation in that post. Oh well.
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I can picture “bodyguard” writing a book or something, with his highly technical mumbo jumbo and expecting readers to actually understand what their reading. lol. writing should be simple, to the point and easy to understand and follow. It should be how you would speak if you were talking to a person face to face. [/quote]
Gather round lil children…
It’s STORY TIME! TheBodyGuard has a nice story to tell you! Quiet down now…quiet. And listen closely to the story of the troll that lived under the internet…
(to be continued)
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I can picture “bodyguard” writing a book or something, with his highly technical mumbo jumbo and expecting readers to actually understand what their reading. lol. writing should be simple, to the point and easy to understand and follow. It should be how you would speak if you were talking to a person face to face. [/quote]
We’re still waiting to read yours.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d have too see if their are references to Vampires that your talking about to know that he definately wrote it.[/quote]
God damn it Nards!
It’s to, not “too”
It’s there, not “their”
It’s you’re, not “your”
It’s definitely, not “definately”
but carry on…