For those of you who have read the Thread “The Fat Think Tank”
The Battle Is Coming
The stage has been set for the next World War, but this one will not be confined to two teams of countries, rather this will be a true world war. The battle front will be the internet forums, the political stage, in every country, the hospitals in our towns, and very possibly face to gut. The stage is set for the war between the fat and the fit.
The fat population is quickly out numbering our forces. Every fast food joint going up is another fat soldier factory, helping to take over fit people and turn them against their old cause. Our staging grounds, the gyms with real barbells and chalk, are going out of business even faster than the King is producing burgers. We must make a stand or fall by the way side.
Fueled by our high testosterone counts, we must shape our forces early, while the mind is still young and moldable. We have seen from the fat website that as they get older, all logic is lost to them. We must help educate everyone that comes to our site, even if they think a shoe will help us to determine their body fat. If we chase them off, we just lost another fighting force.
Darwin is no longer winning in the natural world. While this fat men and women are unable to reproduce due to their 2 inch test deprived penises and 10 foot asses, they are converting fit boys and girls with their tasty food. They even enslave fit people to feed them!
Given our high test counts, it’s no wonder we made the first strike. We pretended to be one of them and joined their website. We tried to tell them the great harm they are doing to themselves and society as a whole, but they caught on! We were banned from their site for trying to show them the truth.
Now is the time to ban together and make a concentrated effort, this time more potent since we will have gathered together. Our one by one attacks merely bounce off their blubber, but together, we can be the donut that chokes them out! We need to lobby together and get our old and fat political leaders out and replace them with people who realize that punishing the supplement industry is only hurting our country worse.
We need to look to our brothers, the English, and legalize drugs that may help turn the tide against the US’s growing waist line. We need to take action against websites that promote fat people getting fatter, to the point where they can no longer walk!
Being fat is not a handicap. If you ate so much you can’t walk, than you don’t deserve to park in the closest spot to the buffet doors! You should have your scooter taken away or your walker kicked out from under you if you think that that is the life! I refuse to pay for one more person to live in a hospital, getting fed on my tax dollars, because that was their dream!
Today, we ban together and fight the fat! If we don’t Darwin will not prevail, rather we will merely get eaten! Soon we will become the slaves to all the fat people. Fit people will be the ones serving in the military protecting the donut shops, we will be the ones paying for the hospital beds and food for the happily immobile, and we will be their food! On this day we shall wage the war of all wars, WE SHALL FIGHT THE FAT!
::Haha ok so I’m bored at work and felt like writing something funny. Hopefully some people enjoyed this and if it upset you, get over it.::