Man, long before I seriously cared about my physique, I remember eating Goober Grape Jelly (PB and Jelly swirled together in one jar) straight from the canister with a spoon!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
For those who aren’t updated on their beastiality lingo:
The op was insinuating that if he had a dog (in this particular case a black lab … don’t know why he’s being so specific but then again I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls … but I digress) and a jar of peanut butter, he would layer his bean bag (testicles) with peanut butter, specifically creamy, not chunky, (again, I don’t know why a sick fuck would care if it was chunky or creamy, but then again, as I stated before, I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls…) and the dog would then proceed to lick the peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) off of his scrotum and/or gooch (I’m unsure how a person into beastiality would slather their scrote, would they really be messy about it and let it drip down to their ass hole? Anyways I digress again) because, well, dogs like to lick peanut butter and well, this sick fuck likes to get his junk licked clean by dogs…
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this was a good post, and i want you to be recognized for it.[/quote]
Very Very VERY funny post. I lold. Ha! Too bad I’m allergic to peanut butter. Used to rock Almond Butter for a quick minute, until some Doc I know says that people allergic to Peanut Butter should stay away from all nuts.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Man, long before I seriously cared about my physique, I remember eating Goober Grape Jelly (PB and Jelly swirled together in one jar) straight from the canister with a spoon!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
For those who aren’t updated on their beastiality lingo:
The op was insinuating that if he had a dog (in this particular case a black lab … don’t know why he’s being so specific but then again I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls … but I digress) and a jar of peanut butter, he would layer his bean bag (testicles) with peanut butter, specifically creamy, not chunky, (again, I don’t know why a sick fuck would care if it was chunky or creamy, but then again, as I stated before, I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls…) and the dog would then proceed to lick the peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) off of his scrotum and/or gooch (I’m unsure how a person into beastiality would slather their scrote, would they really be messy about it and let it drip down to their ass hole? Anyways I digress again) because, well, dogs like to lick peanut butter and well, this sick fuck likes to get his junk licked clean by dogs…
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this was a good post, and i want you to be recognized for it.[/quote]
Very Very VERY funny post. I lold. Ha! Too bad I’m allergic to peanut butter. Used to rock Almond Butter for a quick minute, until some Doc I know says that people allergic to Peanut Butter should stay away from all nuts.[/quote]
Funny indeed. I’m allergic too. It sucks… Got to try that almond butter.