Peanut Butter!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
FWIW you cannot take peanut butter through security at the airport.
Not even sealed.

Same is sadly true for Nutella.

DON’T LEARN THE HARD WAY LIKE I DID.[/quote]

Effin’ ridiculous.

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FACT: You CAN take Marshmallow Fluff.

Skippy Natural man. They just recently released a new product too that has honey pre-mixed with the pb.

I make my own pb to make sure it’s REALLY organic. I add some coconut oil, sea salt and a bit of honey.
May sound weird but it’s really delicious.

Man, long before I seriously cared about my physique, I remember eating Goober Grape Jelly (PB and Jelly swirled together in one jar) straight from the canister with a spoon!

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[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
For those who aren’t updated on their beastiality lingo:

The op was insinuating that if he had a dog (in this particular case a black lab … don’t know why he’s being so specific but then again I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls … but I digress) and a jar of peanut butter, he would layer his bean bag (testicles) with peanut butter, specifically creamy, not chunky, (again, I don’t know why a sick fuck would care if it was chunky or creamy, but then again, as I stated before, I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls…) and the dog would then proceed to lick the peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) off of his scrotum and/or gooch (I’m unsure how a person into beastiality would slather their scrote, would they really be messy about it and let it drip down to their ass hole? Anyways I digress again) because, well, dogs like to lick peanut butter and well, this sick fuck likes to get his junk licked clean by dogs…

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this was a good post, and i want you to be recognized for it.[/quote]

Very Very VERY funny post. I lold. Ha! Too bad I’m allergic to peanut butter. Used to rock Almond Butter for a quick minute, until some Doc I know says that people allergic to Peanut Butter should stay away from all nuts.

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Man, long before I seriously cared about my physique, I remember eating Goober Grape Jelly (PB and Jelly swirled together in one jar) straight from the canister with a spoon!

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Did you throw in croutons?

The ketchup chip Haterz in this thread are crazy.

This peanut butter:

http://www.smartbalance.com/products/peanut-butters/omega-peanut-butter-creamy

Last time I was in Europe I od’d on Nutella crepes. Mmmmmmm.

What I just tried right now:

I melted PB, poured it over my gross store brand fiber cereal, mixed it up and poured milk all over it…delicious!

[quote]FrozenNinja wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
For those who aren’t updated on their beastiality lingo:

The op was insinuating that if he had a dog (in this particular case a black lab … don’t know why he’s being so specific but then again I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls … but I digress) and a jar of peanut butter, he would layer his bean bag (testicles) with peanut butter, specifically creamy, not chunky, (again, I don’t know why a sick fuck would care if it was chunky or creamy, but then again, as I stated before, I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls…) and the dog would then proceed to lick the peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) off of his scrotum and/or gooch (I’m unsure how a person into beastiality would slather their scrote, would they really be messy about it and let it drip down to their ass hole? Anyways I digress again) because, well, dogs like to lick peanut butter and well, this sick fuck likes to get his junk licked clean by dogs…

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this was a good post, and i want you to be recognized for it.[/quote]

Very Very VERY funny post. I lold. Ha! Too bad I’m allergic to peanut butter. Used to rock Almond Butter for a quick minute, until some Doc I know says that people allergic to Peanut Butter should stay away from all nuts.[/quote]

Funny indeed. I’m allergic too. It sucks… Got to try that almond butter.

[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
Oh, and chunky sucks. [/quote]