Peanut Butter!

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
The sad thing was when I used to try cutingt my carbs for a few days, long before I figured out the whole dieting ‘puzzle’,… I’d have breadless fluffer-nutters… Damn I’m such a fat-boy.

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totally reminds me of coming home from the long days of grade-school and enjoying “after-school snacks”… which wasn’t too long ago lol

FWIW you cannot take peanut butter through security at the airport.
Not even sealed.

Same is sadly true for Nutella.

DON’T LEARN THE HARD WAY LIKE I DID.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
For those who aren’t updated on their beastiality lingo:

The op was insinuating that if he had a dog (in this particular case a black lab … don’t know why he’s being so specific but then again I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls … but I digress) and a jar of peanut butter, he would layer his bean bag (testicles) with peanut butter, specifically creamy, not chunky, (again, I don’t know why a sick fuck would care if it was chunky or creamy, but then again, as I stated before, I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls…) and the dog would then proceed to lick the peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) off of his scrotum and/or gooch (I’m unsure how a person into beastiality would slather their scrote, would they really be messy about it and let it drip down to their ass hole? Anyways I digress again) because, well, dogs like to lick peanut butter and well, this sick fuck likes to get his junk licked clean by dogs…

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this was a good post, and i want you to be recognized for it.

[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
I love peanut butter! In fact, if you gave me a jar of peanut butter and a good black lab, I could keep myself occupied for hours.

My favorite kind of peanut butter is a brand called Naturally More. You?

http://naturallymore.com/

Oh, and chunky sucks. [/quote]

Naturally more FTW! I buy a dozen of them whenever I find them in the local walmart.

Naturally more is awesome, I find myself buying the Kirkland Organic from Costco and it is also great stuff and is a good price for the amount that you get.

I would shrivel up and blow away if not for natty pb

I can to some great things with peanut butter. I also believe Adams natty>Jiff.

PS: Chunky does suck

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
FWIW you cannot take peanut butter through security at the airport.
Not even sealed.

Same is sadly true for Nutella.

DON’T LEARN THE HARD WAY LIKE I DID.[/quote]

What is the deal with Nutella in Europe? The couple of times I’ve been over to Europe all I can find is Nutella, I cannot find peanut butter anywhere. I don’t know what the deal was, but the last time I was in Italy I was going absolutely fucking bat-shit looking for peanut butter with no success.

Americans and Canadians love PB while Europeans look at them like WTF?

Then the Salt & Vinegar potato chips come out and the Canadians and Europeans love them and the Americans look at them like WTF?

I like salt and vinegar potato chips too!

Americans already think we’re weird from ketchup chips.

Smart Balance.

I also like this one–forgot the name of it–that had egg whites and flaxseeds blended into it.

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Americans already think we’re weird from ketchup chips.[/quote]

As they should! Ack!

Almond butter is delicious too. I like it better than the all natural pb but the sweetened, artificial kraft or jif is the tastiest, but then might as well just go ahead and dig into the nutella if you’re going to eat that.

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Americans already think we’re weird from ketchup chips.[/quote]

As they should! Ack!

Almond butter is delicious too. I like it better than the all natural pb but the sweetened, artificial kraft or jif is the tastiest, but then might as well just go ahead and dig into the nutella if you’re going to eat that. [/quote]

Yeah, I used to like the sweetened stuff (ie: Skippy Super Chunk) but I’ve slowly acquired a taste for the natural and more hearty tasting peanut butters.

I’ve dropped grains from my diet… so peanuts went also! Have to say I am feeling a hell of a lot better from shifting towards a more paleo diet. As a chubby guy hoping to drop some fat - the potential damage to insulin sensitivity the fats in peanut butter do has put me off also!

But I too am a fan of the Meridian brand - ingredients: Organic peanuts with skins. Amazing stuff!

If only almond butter was cheaper!

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
Chunky all the way.[/quote]
qft.

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Americans already think we’re weird from ketchup chips.[/quote]

True story, my American cousin puts actual ketchup on his plain chips. The last time he came down to visit I introduced him to ketchup chips. He hasn’t come back here since.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
FWIW you cannot take peanut butter through security at the airport.
Not even sealed.

Same is sadly true for Nutella.

DON’T LEARN THE HARD WAY LIKE I DID.[/quote]

Effin’ ridiculous.

[quote]Bricknyce wrote:
Smart Balance.

I also like this one–forgot the name of it–that had egg whites and flaxseeds blended into it.[/quote]

Naturally More

[quote]Nards wrote:
I read about this somewhere and always wanted to try it: http://powerbutter.com/[/quote]

Vitamin Shoppe sells it, its pretty average fare actually. Natty pb with omegas and flax seed mixed into it - I wasn’t blown away but it wasn’t bad, just tasted like normal lol

Almond butter on protein pancakes. You’ll loathe all the time you wasted on inferior breakfasts