I love peanut butter! In fact, if you gave me a jar of peanut butter and a good black lab, I could keep myself occupied for hours.
My favorite kind of peanut butter is a brand called Naturally More. You?
Oh, and chunky sucks.
Not that I find myself eating it much anymore, but I always loved jiffy. But I’m sure its horrible compared so some other stuff. And agreed, chunky sucks.
You could keep yourself occupied for hours with a jar of peanut butter and a good black lab?
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U’rang?
Peter Pan for the motha-fuckin’ win.
Chunky all the way.
I enjoy having a jar of Skippy Natty PB on the reg as a cheat.
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fucking weird as shit post.
Skippy, Jiff, Pater Pan… they’re all crap (unless they have natty choices). Those commercial brands are loaded with hydrogenated oils. If you have no clue about these health-destroying oils, do yourself a favor and do some research.
I agree with the OP… Naturally More is awesome!
I read about this somewhere and always wanted to try it: http://powerbutter.com/
For those who aren’t updated on their beastiality lingo:
The op was insinuating that if he had a dog (in this particular case a black lab … don’t know why he’s being so specific but then again I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls … but I digress) and a jar of peanut butter, he would layer his bean bag (testicles) with peanut butter, specifically creamy, not chunky, (again, I don’t know why a sick fuck would care if it was chunky or creamy, but then again, as I stated before, I don’t know why he’d want a dog to lick his balls…) and the dog would then proceed to lick the peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) off of his scrotum and/or gooch (I’m unsure how a person into beastiality would slather their scrote, would they really be messy about it and let it drip down to their ass hole? Anyways I digress again) because, well, dogs like to lick peanut butter and well, this sick fuck likes to get his junk licked clean by dogs…
I used to be into Skippy Super Chunk for the longest time, but now I’m a fan of PB&Co:
If you are nearby to New York City you should check out their sandwich shop, quite possibly my favorite place on planet earth.
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
I used to be into Skippy Super Chunk for the longest time, but now I’m a fan of PB&Co:
If you are nearby to New York City you should check out their sandwich shop, quite possibly my favorite place on planet earth.[/quote]
This guy knows what’s up! Haven’t been to the shop personally, but have been able to get a couple jars from local grocery’s. Unfortunately I am limited to only 3 of their flavors… the cinnamon raisin swirl is the f*ing delicious! Knocked out 3/4 jar once and had the most amazing leg workout that afternoon.
I really like the nut butters from Trader Joe’s. They have peanut/almond butters (crunchy) with roasted flax-seeds, which are great. As for creamy, I just get the Publix brand (aka Smucker’s I’m guessing…) in the glass jar: has a little bit of text to it, so it holds together well once refrigerated. The Kroger brand is a little too runny, but it’s cheaper. I vary it up though because I knock out a least a jar a week! Peanut butter is the greatest food in the world…
I used to be only about the smuckers natural, but the last year, I’ve switched to mostly Trader Joe’s Almond Butter with the added flax seeds (they just add a nice texture and slight flavor to it). I’ve picked up Power Butter as well in the past, and it’s great to either snack on straight, or even mix into yor oatmeal with some Banana Metabolic Drive. Can’t have it around when I’m dieting though,… it calls out to me…
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Beastiality aside I get 1kg tubs of this stuff ^
Nothing but squashed organic peanuts!
I prefer smooth because it last longer, this is esp. true of natural peanut butter because the crunchy variety spreads too thick!
[quote]jmogill1 wrote:
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
I used to be into Skippy Super Chunk for the longest time, but now I’m a fan of PB&Co:
If you are nearby to New York City you should check out their sandwich shop, quite possibly my favorite place on planet earth.[/quote]
This guy knows what’s up! Haven’t been to the shop personally, but have been able to get a couple jars from local grocery’s. Unfortunately I am limited to only 3 of their flavors… the cinnamon raisin swirl is the f*ing delicious! Knocked out 3/4 jar once and had the most amazing leg workout that afternoon.
I really like the nut butters from Trader Joe’s. They have peanut/almond butters (crunchy) with roasted flax-seeds, which are great. As for creamy, I just get the Publix brand (aka Smucker’s I’m guessing…) in the glass jar: has a little bit of text to it, so it holds together well once refrigerated. The Kroger brand is a little too runny, but it’s cheaper. I vary it up though because I knock out a least a jar a week! Peanut butter is the greatest food in the world…[/quote]
Yeah dude, I live right next to a Publix now so I’ve been grabbing the natural brand there. With regards to PB&Co, the cinnamon swirl is awesome, as is the natural crunchy. I’ve actually tried all of their flavors. Last time I was up there I bought one of each of their flavors, haha. I also had two peanut butter sandwiches while I was at the shop, then I murdered it in the gym about 2 hours later.
I’m the same as you, I can literally crush a jar with a spoon. Whenever people ask me what my favorite food is I say peanut butter. I don’t even like it with apples or mixed in ice cream or shakes, that all dilutes the fantastic flavor of peanut butter 
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
I used to be only about the smuckers natural, but the last year, I’ve switched to mostly Trader Joe’s Almond Butter with the added flax seeds (they just add a nice texture and slight flavor to it). I’ve picked up Power Butter as well in the past, and it’s great to either snack on straight, or even mix into yor oatmeal with some Banana Metabolic Drive. Can’t have it around when I’m dieting though,… it calls out to me…
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Yeah man, that’s the worst part about dieting. No peanut butter 
But yes: PB, Banana Metabolic Drive, and some milk, makes one hell of a good protein shake.
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
I used to be only about the smuckers natural, but the last year, I’ve switched to mostly Trader Joe’s Almond Butter with the added flax seeds (they just add a nice texture and slight flavor to it). I’ve picked up Power Butter as well in the past, and it’s great to either snack on straight, or even mix into yor oatmeal with some Banana Metabolic Drive. Can’t have it around when I’m dieting though,… it calls out to me…
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Yeah man, that’s the worst part about dieting. No peanut butter But yes: PB, Banana Metabolic Drive, and some milk, makes one hell of a good protein shake.[/quote]
i could get down right about now with some White Chocolate Wonderful peanut butter (peanut butter & co.) with some of their raspberry marshmellow fluff on ezekial toast. Win.
The sad thing was when I used to try cutingt my carbs for a few days, long before I figured out the whole dieting ‘puzzle’,… I’d have breadless fluffer-nutters… Damn I’m such a fat-boy.
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