May I add…nothing wrong with the weed…inhale…exhale…just got an ounce in the mail.
$.50 to the old school rap fan that can name the song that line comes from and the group that performed it.
PeteDaCook
Cypress Hill, and I think it’s Hits from the Bong. Hah, old skool indeed!
Giver!
w2g
[quote]FFB4Life wrote:
i haven’t read all the replies but let me just cut to the chase…
If you listen to anyone that says “save your money just drink lots of water”
YOU WILL DEFINITELY FAIL THE TEST.
Go online and buy something called, “THE STUFF”.
It’ll cost you about $25 - $30 and you will PASS the drug test with flying colors.
You drink the whole bottle then you fillit up halfway with water, slosh it around and drink all that as well.
Wait one hour and you now have a FIVE hour window in which to take the piss test.
I’ve taken this drink and passed succesfully at two different companies.
One was at a major financial institution and the other is at my current place of employment.
Drinking plenty of water is NOT enough.Trust me…I know what I’m talking about.
Good luck[/quote]
“Trust me…I know what I’m talking about.” When someone says that, they’re usually totally and completely FOS. The thing they typically have the most experience in is spouting BS so frequently that they have to give a qualifier when they think they’re really “onto something”.
I know two people who failed with your supposed “wonder” cleansers.
As a daily smoker, I passed a test with 2 hours notice. I slammed down about 1/2 a gallon of water and iced tea in that period and peed 3-4 times before taking the faithful test.
I also passed 2 other times with about a week of clean time and lots of water — and way less stress I might add!
If you do the vitamin B thing, do it the day before for a good cleanse (high doses of vitamin B are usually the “secret” ingredient of those expensive cleansers). Don’t do the B the day of as it may liberate residual THC metabolics lurking in your fat stores.
[quote]mazilla wrote:
oztrav wrote:
why did you do it?
WHY NOT?[/quote]
This bud is pathetic.
Seriously.
If you did grow that you are doing something wrong.
I’m on 50-mils of d-bol a day. Have been for the last three months. I have a drug test in seventeen minutes. What can I do?
[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
I’m on 50-mils of d-bol a day. Have been for the last three months. I have a drug test in seventeen minutes. What can I do?[/quote]
Ok, you gotta hurry but you can probably make it if you’re coordinated and have the supplies.
All you’ll need is IV Tubing, an IV bag (small one), a syringe, superglue, the urge to fart, and a shoe with the sole carved out from the inside. Have a clean buddy pee, asperate the pee in the syringe, and infuse it into the IV bag. Stuff the bag in the carved out shoe and run the tubing up your leg until it’s flush with your asshole and shove it right in, crimping it off. Track the rest of the tubing under your satchel to the end of your piece and superglue it to the underside. Cut off any excess tubing (which will probably be a lot since you’ve been juicing so long) leaving it flush with the end of your junk.
Big step:
PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP.
Ok, now all you have to do is limp/waddle to the check in desk (dont’ want to squash your pee bag or prematurely release the crimped tubing shoved up your ass) and into the bathroom. Pull your pants down and lean hard on the IV bag in your shoe. As the piss runs up the tubing, push out that fart thus releasing the crimped tubing and allowing the flow to the end of the tube. And viola, you just passed another piss test.
THIS TECHNIQUE IS FUCKING FOOLPROOF AND HAS WORKED EVERY TIME!!!
Course the super-glue only releases after a good bout of terror sweats, but hey it’s so worth not getting caught.
-in jest,
B.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
I’m on 50-mils of d-bol a day. Have been for the last three months. I have a drug test in seventeen minutes. What can I do?
Ok, you gotta hurry but you can probably make it if you’re coordinated and have the supplies.
All you’ll need is IV Tubing, an IV bag (small one), a syringe, superglue, the urge to fart, and a shoe with the sole carved out from the inside. Have a clean buddy pee, asperate the pee in the syringe, and infuse it into the IV bag. Stuff the bag in the carved out shoe and run the tubing up your leg until it’s flush with your asshole and shove it right in, crimping it off. Track the rest of the tubing under your satchel to the end of your piece and superglue it to the underside. Cut off any excess tubing (which will probably be a lot since you’ve been juicing so long) leaving it flush with the end of your junk.
Big step:
PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP.
Ok, now all you have to do is limp/waddle to the check in desk (dont’ want to squash your pee bag or prematurely release the crimped tubing shoved up your ass) and into the bathroom. Pull your pants down and lean hard on the IV bag in your shoe. As the piss runs up the tubing, push out that fart thus releasing the crimped tubing and allowing the flow to the end of the tube. And viola, you just passed another piss test.
THIS TECHNIQUE IS FUCKING FOOLPROOF AND HAS WORKED EVERY TIME!!!
Course the super-glue only releases after a good bout of terror sweats, but hey it’s so worth not getting caught.
-in jest,
B.
[/quote]
Best post ever.
[quote]orion wrote:
mazilla wrote:
oztrav wrote:
why did you do it?
WHY NOT?
This bud is pathetic.
Seriously.
If you did grow that you are doing something wrong.[/quote]
Why would you say it is wrong to grow that?
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say it is illegal? Wrong makes it sound ethical. There is nothing wrong with growing a plant.
[quote]Petedacook wrote:
orion wrote:
mazilla wrote:
oztrav wrote:
why did you do it?
WHY NOT?
This bud is pathetic.
Seriously.
If you did grow that you are doing something wrong.
Why would you say it is wrong to grow that?
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say it is illegal? Wrong makes it sound ethical. There is nothing wrong with growing a plant. [/quote]
I think he was disparaging the quality of the plant.
[quote]Petedacook wrote:
orion wrote:
mazilla wrote:
oztrav wrote:
why did you do it?
WHY NOT?
This bud is pathetic.
Seriously.
If you did grow that you are doing something wrong.
Why would you say it is wrong to grow that?
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say it is illegal? Wrong makes it sound ethical. There is nothing wrong with growing a plant. [/quote]
I did not say he did something illegal but WRONG, as in, what the fuck are you doing growing such a small bud?
Waste of time.
Ventilation, fertilizer, medium, something is waaayy off.
This thing should be at least three times bigger and weigh 50-75g when dry.
That is 15g, max…
[quote]KombatAthlete wrote:
I smoked marijuana last Friday and might (probably won’t but its possible) have a drug test on November 18th. What could I do, aside from any stunts pulled at the actual test, to avoid testing positive?[/quote]
How bout you stop smoking it?
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
KombatAthlete wrote:
I smoked marijuana last Friday and might (probably won’t but its possible) have a drug test on November 18th. What could I do, aside from any stunts pulled at the actual test, to avoid testing positive?
How bout you stop smoking it?[/quote]
That would mean “they” win…
his thread is hilarious, all kinds of shit. pickles! lol i’m just gonna piss dirty if it ever comes down to it
[quote]orion wrote:
That would mean “they” win…[/quote]
Who is “they” and what are “they” winning?
You talking about “the man”?
[quote]playmaker08 wrote:
go to GNC and say “i need to pass a drug test, wheres your strip”. Actually ive gotten alot of complaints from people that it doesnt work.[/quote]
Has worked fine for me, much more expensive than I thought such a product would run though. It’s because they know you’ll shell out for it if it means passing or failing a drug test.
[quote]orion wrote:
Petedacook wrote:
orion wrote:
mazilla wrote:
oztrav wrote:
why did you do it?
WHY NOT?
This bud is pathetic.
Seriously.
If you did grow that you are doing something wrong.
Why would you say it is wrong to grow that?
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say it is illegal? Wrong makes it sound ethical. There is nothing wrong with growing a plant.
I did not say he did something illegal but WRONG, as in, what the fuck are you doing growing such a small bud?
Waste of time.
Ventilation, fertilizer, medium, something is waaayy off.
This thing should be at least three times bigger and weigh 50-75g when dry.
That is 15g, max…[/quote]
LOL
Gotcha
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
orion wrote:
That would mean “they” win…
Who is “they” and what are “they” winning?
You talking about “the man”?[/quote]
Sir, these are excellent questions, alas, I never expected to be asked those questions…
Let us try another soundbite:
We don`t cut and run!
Seriously though, there are organizations out there, and I kid you not, that are armed and organized and try to tell me what to do with my body while financing themselves by robbing as much money from me at gunpoint as they can.
We can hardly let THEM win.
And yes, I am talking about “the man” and his ugly 700000 per year non violent drug “criminals” arresting henchmen…
[quote]playmaker08 wrote:
go to GNC and say “i need to pass a drug test, wheres your strip”. Actually ive gotten alot of complaints from people that it doesnt work.[/quote]
You know honestly, a guy that tells me “I need to pass a drug test”, I will always tell him that this is a health food store, not a place to get stuff to pass a drug test. Nor will I show or sell to ppl the overpriced niacin and creatinine drinks.
Put it this way, if you have to worry about passing a drug test for your current and/or upcoming job, which is more worth it? Getting high or having a stable income and a better life?
Think about it!!!
[quote]gainera2582 wrote:
playmaker08 wrote:
go to GNC and say “i need to pass a drug test, wheres your strip”. Actually ive gotten alot of complaints from people that it doesnt work.
You know honestly, a guy that tells me “I need to pass a drug test”, I will always tell him that this is a health food store, not a place to get stuff to pass a drug test. Nor will I show or sell to ppl the overpriced niacin and creatinine drinks.
Put it this way, if you have to worry about passing a drug test for your current and/or upcoming job, which is more worth it? Getting high or having a stable income and a better life?
Think about it!!![/quote]
If you accept that argument you implicitly accept that anyone has the right to force you to decide.
Unfortunately nobody has, they only have the might, which does not equal right.
The underlying question is how much of a sheep you really are.
[quote]orion wrote:
gainera2582 wrote:
playmaker08 wrote:
go to GNC and say “i need to pass a drug test, wheres your strip”. Actually ive gotten alot of complaints from people that it doesnt work.
You know honestly, a guy that tells me “I need to pass a drug test”, I will always tell him that this is a health food store, not a place to get stuff to pass a drug test. Nor will I show or sell to ppl the overpriced niacin and creatinine drinks.
Put it this way, if you have to worry about passing a drug test for your current and/or upcoming job, which is more worth it? Getting high or having a stable income and a better life?
Think about it!!!
If you accept that argument you implicitly accept that anyone has the right to force you to decide.
Unfortunately nobody has, they only have the might, which does not equal right.
The underlying question is how much of a sheep you really are.[/quote]
Your bag is cute, and pink…
B.