So I smoked about a blunt Monday, and took a drug test today (Wednesday afternoon). It’s been at least 6 months before I smoked weed before that. The drug test was for DUI classes, which this was my second to last one and I was expecting to get drug tested on my last one. I got a pretty high metabolism, take http://www.a1supplements.com/ReGeneration-90-Softgels-p-1450.html daily, and take about 5 grams of creatine regularly, about 10-20 on workout days. I worked out Tuesday. I’m 6’1, 200lbs, not sure of BF%.
Is there any way I passed that drug test? I’m stressing because it’s a 8 week class and it cost damn near $1,000 bucks. I knew I shouldn’t have hit that blunt lol.
def dumb on my part but I’m stressin this hardcore. those vitamins are pretty much like that system flush stuff you buy to pass them right? cause you know how when you can tell you just took vitamins cause your piss is neon greenish, that’s how it was so i was like alright i might be okay.
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
def dumb on my part but I’m stressin this hardcore. those vitamins are pretty much like that system flush stuff you buy to pass them right? cause you know how when you can tell you just took vitamins cause your piss is neon greenish, that’s how it was so i was like alright i might be okay.[/quote]
No, you won’t be. And I was joking on that earlier post.
Don’t get your hopes up. You are totally fucked. The fact that you found humor in this is amusing to me. I bet you are a walking train wreck of an individual.
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then. If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.
Hey guys I’m on the last week of my anger management classes, and i kinda sorta killed a hooker. BUT! my friends and I hid the body pretty well so do you think i’ll be okay? I told all the witnesses that if they told anybody about what they saw I’d fucking slit their throats.
I’m kinda pissed because the anger management courses were like $1000, but with all the methamphetamines I take they should pass it off as drug induced temporary insanity right? I knew I shoulda paid that bitch! lol
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Hey guys I’m on the last week of my anger management classes, and i kinda sorta killed a hooker. BUT! my friends and I hid the body pretty well so do you think i’ll be okay? I told all the witnesses that if they told anybody about what they saw I’d fucking slit their throats.
I’m kinda pissed because the anger management courses were like $1000, but with all the methamphetamines I take they should pass it off as drug induced temporary insanity right? I knew I shoulda paid that bitch! lol[/quote]
Well done. At least this thread was good for something
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then. If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]
Ok… You’re high right now, aren’t you?
Because, you have to be if you actually believe that would work.
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then. If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]
Ok… You’re high right now, aren’t you?
Because, you have to be if you actually believe that would work.[/quote]
Haha, nah. But you figure it’s all state run agencies so they should be able to take each other’s word. They’d be really confused if I took 3 drug tests within a week and only one showed up positive for THC.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
THC is absorbed into fat. If youre at less than 10% bf it could be only a day or two…especially since this is the first time you smoked in 6 months. [/quote]
This is wrong. Well, THC is absorbed into fat, but 1 to 2 days? I guess if you bust your ass in the gym, drink a lot of water and do a lot of sweating you might be fine, if you only smoked once.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
THC is absorbed into fat. If youre at less than 10% bf it could be only a day or two…especially since this is the first time you smoked in 6 months. [/quote]
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
THC is absorbed into fat. If youre at less than 10% bf it could be only a day or two…especially since this is the first time you smoked in 6 months. [/quote]
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
THC is absorbed into fat. If youre at less than 10% bf it could be only a day or two…especially since this is the first time you smoked in 6 months. [/quote]
This is wrong. Well, THC is absorbed into fat, but 1 to 2 days? I guess if you bust your ass in the gym, drink a lot of water and do a lot of sweating you might be fine, if you only smoked once.[/quote]
I got a nice workout in yesterday, my legs are still sore as shit. But my BF is prolly somewhere between 15-18%. I don’t know how to calculate my BF but I’m not a fatass by any means but I’m def not ripped either.
Either way, I’m still thinking I got a small chance here. I’ll let you guys know next week.