[quote]tanuki wrote:
Two magicians on cable told me that catching diseases from toilet seats is “bullshit”. So I never use the things.[/quote]
I work on the “My germs can kick your germs ass” premise and ignore the assgaskets.
[quote]tanuki wrote:
Two magicians on cable told me that catching diseases from toilet seats is “bullshit”. So I never use the things.[/quote]
Hey, if these guys are not afraid of direct contact with all the bacteria that can be splashed off from other people’s shit … I bet those magicians don’t bother washing their hands after urinating either.
Hey, if you’re not afraid of toilet seats, hand shaking and door handles are nothing, by their logic.
We don’t really have those in Aus. I think I’ve seen them once but it may have just been a tv show that I’m co-opting into my own memory.
Your mistake was not checking the toilet seat first. That’s the first thing I do. I pick my toilet based on the cleanest one so I’ve made a preliminary judgment before I’m even in there.
If it was that difficult for you then yes, you should have just dropped the bomb.
Why not grap a bunch of paper towels, squirt them w/ some hand soap and wipe the seat off w/ the soap and then wipe it down again untill you get all the soap off?? works for me.
[quote]obatiger11 wrote:
Why not grap a bunch of paper towels, squirt them w/ some hand soap and wipe the seat off w/ the soap and then wipe it down again untill you get all the soap off?? works for me. [/quote]
I do this as well, esp. if it’s got piss all over it. Sometimes I use a gasket in addtition to the “Handsoap Wipedown.” The worst is when there is shit on the toilet ring. How the Hell can you miss? I guess if you’re in the middle of a tuck n’ flip, like on thet GIF the Prof. posted.
[quote]MrChill wrote:
tanuki wrote:
Two magicians on cable told me that catching diseases from toilet seats is “bullshit”. So I never use the things.
Hey, if these guys are not afraid of direct contact with all the bacteria that can be splashed off from other people’s shit … I bet those magicians don’t bother washing their hands after urinating either.[/quote]
Damn right. I don’t wash my hands after pissing, either. I wash my hands before. I make sure my filthy, exposed hands are clean before I touch my penis that has been tucked away in my clean drawers since I took a shower that morning. Why would I wash my hands after?
Paper toilet seat covers? I don’t use that shit either. I welcome new germs to conquer daily. It makes my body stronger. I haven’t been sick in over seven years. I can’t wait until I can battle AIDS. I know I’ll destroy that shit.
I just piss hard all over the toilet seat to remove any dried on crap and sterilize it. Then wipe with TP and take a shit from the seat. “Paper gaskets” are for frou-frous.
Then, before I leave, I piss all over the seat again as a courtesy for the next patron. This time, I don’t wipe with TP, so that it has a chance to pre-soak…
What? Why you looking at me like that?
[quote]doogie wrote:
Ass gaskets are gay.[/quote]
Extremely gay.
[quote]matt88 wrote:
doogie wrote:
Ass gaskets are gay.
Extremely gay.[/quote]
I LOVE EM!!!
[quote]batbabe wrote:
matt88 wrote:
doogie wrote:
Ass gaskets are gay.
Extremely gay.
I LOVE EM!!!
[/quote]
I’m sure you do.