This was just mentioned in another thread, and I think it should get one of its own. I have always thought that if I have to put my hands on a grubby nasty toilet to lift the cover and seat up, then any girl of the house (sister, whatever) should have to do the same. What I do, is after I go to the bathroom I lower the seat AND the toilet cover. It’s fair, and that seems cleaner to me anyways. What do you guys do, and why?
I piss on the toilet seat.
I clean my throne, so it isn’t grubby or nasty. I put the seat back down when I’m done.
In public I lift with my shoe, and put down with my shoe.
I pee on floors.
If the toilet seat is down when I walk into the toilet then I piss with the seat down if its up I piss with the seat up. Simple. The only time I move the toilet seat is to put it town when taking a dump.
This is why I don’t pee anymore.
Trick is to leave the toilet seat down, stand back 10 feet and go for the 3 pointer!
And wipe if you miss…
I pee in the tank.
I too have often wondered why women think they should be favoured in the toilet seat up/down war. As a young boy in a house of 4 males (2 brothers + dad) I was told I had to put the seat down to accommodate my mom (by my mom of course), wtf, how come the minority gets favoured?
[quote]JLu wrote:
I too have often wondered why women think they should be favoured in the toilet seat up/down war. As a young boy in a house of 4 males (2 brothers + dad) I was told I had to put the seat down to accommodate my mom (by my mom of course), wtf, how come the minority gets favoured?[/quote]
Because she’s weaker, and real men piss outside.
[quote]Mettahl wrote:
What I do, is after I go to the bathroom I lower the seat AND the toilet cover. It’s fair, and that seems cleaner to me anyways. What do you guys do, and why?[/quote]
I do that and then rip down the tiles, build up a cube housing around the toilet and if i have the time i’ll take down the door, saw it up and build a small log cabin around it too!
Why go to the bathroom at all? Just bring your pee bottle. See 5th post:
[quote]cct wrote:
Why go to the bathroom at all? Just bring your pee bottle. See 5th post:
Hahaha, I’m glad you enjoyed that enough to cross-thread reference it.
for the fucking life of me I’ll never understand why most residences aren’t equipped with urinals
I always upper decker so it’s a non-issue
I think a woman should be happy the seat’s up after a man used to toilet as she’d be assured he didn’t dribble anything on the seat.
I also use my foot to flip the seat up. Handy trick to learn.
How about this kind of toilet? It solves this problem and also teaches people to squat.
I was so drunk one time that I forgot to take my pants down and pissed in my pants at the toilet and then slept in my own urine. Was indeed a proud moment.
[quote]belligerent wrote:
for the fucking life of me I’ll never understand why most residences aren’t equipped with urinals[/quote]
Seconded. If I ever have my house custom built, I will definitely have urinals installed. Then there will be no more arguments about seat-up-or-down.
And if she is really awesome, she’ll learn how to use the urinal also.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I pee in the tank.[/quote]
LOL!!!