Oral Sex Observations

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Now I realize there are those of you who have made the personal commitment to abstain from sex until married.

Props to you.

There are others who, right or wrong, have not made that commitment, and participated in pre-marital sex. I happen to be one who did.

So I’m curious as to whether or not any of you guys have noticed this–oh, who the hell am I kidding, ALL of you guys have noticed this–, and if any of you girls can give us guys any insight on this situation:

We all know that when you’re dating, in the beginning especially, the sex is incredible.

You tear off your clothes and jump on each other within 30 seconds of seeing each other.

You do it on the table, you do it on the couch, the closet, the shower, every room in the house in every position you can contort your bodies into, your neighbors back yard, on the trunk of your car, in the bathroom of a restaurant, in the middle of the driveway, in ole’ lady Smith’s maple tree.

Then, you do it all again the next day.

But of course, familiarity gradually sets in, the newness of it all fades away, encounters become less and less frequent…

Happens to all of us sooner or later. (You young studs may think “Bullshit! Ain’t happenin’ here, dude!” Bullshit. It will too.) And it’s just human nature.

But one aspect of all this really sticks out to me.

Oral sex. Head. Blow jobs. Knob jobs. Call it what you want.

How in the hell can the same female who attacked your “little buddy” with all the fury and voracity of a sex-starved nymphet, laboriously chowing down as if she hadn’t eaten in a week, later on down the road, lose virtually all interest?!

How is this possible?

You guys know what I’m talking about! You’re little honey loves to go down on you when you’re courting, but then, inexplicably, it becomes nothing more than a bothersome chore.

“Again? Didn’t I just do that last night?”

“No sweetheart, that was on my birthday six weeks ago”

“Well, I’m tired, and I’ve got this…thing…wrong with my throat and it hurts to swallow”

“Well fine, then you don’t have to swallow tonight”

“I’m serious, dear.”

“Yes, well so am I dear. Why don’t we make you an appointment with the doctor to get your throat checked, if it’s bothering you.”

“No, I don’t need to get in to the doctor. It’ll be fine”

“Oh, I see. And like when do think it will be fine?”

“About this time next year.”

Great.

I seriously wonder if it’s a conspiracy. Mother’s teach their daughters to do whatever possible to please their man, no matter how much they don’t like it, while courting for a husband.

Then, once they get married, all bets are off. That’s when the truth comes out. They never even remotely liked to give head, and only did it to convince you that you were one lucky dude in a million, because you had a lady you thought loved it!

How about it? You guys ever notice this?

You girls willing to give us any clues as to why this seems to happen, and what the hell we guys can do about it?

I mean, no wonder that guy was pushing for a national holiday for the men. A special day for the guys called “Steak and a Blowjob Day”.

Just give us the two things we enjoy the most at least once a year, for chrissakes! A steak and a freakin’ blow job!

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i think i know why. its the same reason guys get tired of banging the same chick every night for twenty years. after a while its boring…
ok
and not to mention the fact that men are pigs. i’ve only limited anecdotal evidence to go on here but i think that burping, farting, back zits and general smelliness really turn a girl off.
some guys can keep it together…but other guys just fall apart once they have a girl tied down…figuratively…
sure they look all nice and smell good when you first meet them but then after a while the morph back into the gelatinous, no ambition-having puddle of goo that they always were…and their idea of foreplay is, “hey can you suck my dick?”
and forget reciprocation…
“my tongue is tired and you didn’t shave today…”
i’m not bitter…

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dude id rather get a blow job then fuck. its so much easier and much more relaxin’. well let me take that back, if the girl knows what shes doing then id rather, if not then ill take control…

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bottom line, if you want a woman to suck your cock like she’s dying of thirst she’s gotta feel that gut-level, jungle fucking attraction for you. Besides, you wouldn’t want her to go down on you just to placate you, would you? No, you want her to do it because she can’t help herself. Of course, creating that attraction is easier said than done, but just start to notice how you act with a woman you know wants you vs. a woman you want more than she wants you, and you’ll find the secrets to your success…

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Solution: Don`t get married. Each one remains a challenge for the other one.

Each one has a bit more incentive to walk the respect line carefully because the I`m-outta-here-if-you-act-too-stupid is a much more real possibility now that the two partners are not legally bound.

Sure, time changes things, but that little reassuring mariage contract is a double edged sword. The same legal factor that prevent you from dropping ship easily also be used in an evil way: The other cant force me to do anything. And if he does, I can always pull the plug and wind up with half, whether I say yes or no.` Very intimidating.

I say No mariage. Let time be the ultimate test. Each one is far more free in the meantime and, if the two people REALLY care for each other, and they value the relationship, they wont have any incentive to do anything stupid (theyll think before doing anything potentially damaging to the relationship) and, whatever they do, it will be by free will, NOT because they fear divorce-law and similar consequences.

If the two truly want the other`s good, time will prove it. And it is much more significant specially if the other always has the option of whatever choice AND still freely chooses to stay with the other nevertheless. Now that means something!

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Karma, oh Karma?

Where is that rascal when ya need her?

:wink:

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Okay guys, here is what we have been reduced too:

burping, farting, back zits and general smelliness

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Give and ye shall receive. I friggin’ hate it when I spend time going down- which is a bit of a humiliating position for a girl, even if she doesn’t mind doing it- and it goes straight to sex without some reciprocation.

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The secret to getting more head lies in a good back scrub. Who knew?

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elvneyes, you’ve been with some pretty selfish guys. Reciprocating should be a given.

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Mamann, I personally believe that women spread out amongst the spectrum between hating that wonderful act and loving it, with most being in the middle of tolerating it as an end to a means…

And you have to separate the dating “infatuation” time from the married time since they are not the same. During dating most thoughts/time is spent thinking about/wanting the other person, and most regular real life stuff is pushed aside as much as possible. Marriage comes along and that is not the case anymore. Then reality hits, the bills, the kids, the jobs, and then the people also let go of their “cover stories/marketable selves” and revert into their true self.
Which means most guys get beer guts and women tend to fatten up in the butt/thighs. Which of course makes the whole sex thing even less likely.

Of course if a guy is taking care of himself and isn’t selfish as hell in other areas, then he should net more head. But if his gal is on that side of the bell curve, it won’t matter. So then I guess a guy would just have to learn to enjoy all the other good parts even more, and really enjoy those limited times of bj action.

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Foreplay bro. Take turns giving her a long massage+oral when if your turn and you roll over onto your back with a raging hardon she’ll most likely gobble it up. BTW I see this girl who LOVES THE DICK, I just chill out and watch a movie while she sucks for hours sometimes. We get along well:-) But I never ask her to do it, sometimes I tell her but thats only when it’s appropriate. Point is you have to make a woman want to do it, setting the right mood for that is clutch. Good luck and I hope this helps your lady “Rock the mic right”

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Luli, with that being your first post, I can see I struck a nerve with you. Obviously you were with some pig that’s giving the rest of us a bad name, but I can assure you, we’re not all that way!

And did you ever think that if you got off your ass and gave him a blowjob once in awhile, he might not have been such a dick?

kidding! pull those claws back in! :slight_smile:

peternf - “Besides, you wouldn’t want her to go down on you just to placate you, would you?”

Yeah, good point. No it’s not. Of course I’d like her to go down on me just to placate me! After all, aren’t we the pigs Luli portrays us to be? :slight_smile:

Dan C - “Solution: Don`t get married. Each one remains a challenge for the other one.”

I don’t think that’s the answer. I lived with a girl for five years before marrying her. Same thing. My “love wand” eventually became a gagging weapon.

And elveneyes, I always reciprocate. I love to give the pleasure to my lady. What the hell kind of T-Man wouldn’t? I suggest in the future, you take your man down to the local doctor’s office before you get too serious, and have his T levels tested! :wink:

I do need to say that, in spite of the tongue-in-cheek tone of my posts, I am a romantic, and do my best to be thoughtful, considerate, caring, and even listen once in awhile.

So being a pig doesn’t have anything to do with it in a lot of situations.

I think there are some other dynamics involved…

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Dan C - your an idiot

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Now see? See what no head can do?

Check out smithers’ post. I guarantee he hasn’t had head in at least 6 months!

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If women have Valentines Day men should have Steak and Blow Job Day, its only fair.

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Mamann, I said “you wouldn’t want her to go down just to placate you, would you?” What I mean is, some women do it resentfully/half-assed even though they don’t enjoy it. A bad blowjob isn’t much better than jerking off. I want a quality blowjob by a woman who sucks like making me cum is the most important thing in the world at that moment. So yeah, of course I want her to placate me; but with gusto not resentfully, ya dig?

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I gotcha peter, I was just funnin’ with ya.

And I have had one of those “you’re an asshole” resentful blow jobs and in the middle of it, felt like an idiot and stopped.

Obviously, you can definitely cross the line…

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Try going down on her FIRST. Most men tend to fall into a rut, we get comfortable, we like it. Women hate it, it becomes a chore, and when sex becomes a chore, all the bells and whistles that she used to attach to it are gone. When sex is exciting, they tend to be willing to do things that are out of the question when it’s boring.
Although, I was at a wedding reception, and a girl told the following joke:"A guy and girl get married, and during the reception, they sneak off to the closet. 15 minutes later, the groom returns with a huge smile. ‘What’s up?’ ask his buddies. “Dudes, I just got the best bj of my life! And I’m gonna keep on gettin’ 'em!!!” The bride walks out a couple of minutes later, huge smile. “What’re you so happy about?” ask her friends. “Because I just gave the last blowjob of my life.” That same girl gave her opinion on this very topic. “When we’re dating, we’re trying to impress you, but once we’re married, we don’t have to bother with all that sexual shit.” Sad, sad. I felt really bad for her husband. He’s a neurosurgeon, and she sits at home, bossing the gardner and housekeeper around.

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SMITHERS: All I can say to you based one your so long piece of intelligentsia is this: If I am fool, you are leagues beyond me in it. And I bow to your superior debating skills. ;p

You wouldn`t conceive that I got most of these gems by divorced ladies (and also married people) who answered this simple question: If you had to do it again, how would you do it?

Guess, what, DUMBASS. Both married and divorced people I talk to all say AMEN in non public setting sto this free to come, free to go, respect yourself all the way beliefsettings. Ill actually take advice from people whove been there and done that more than the likes of you, Bucko.