Opinions About Speedos?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
BetaBerry wrote:
See… I mentioned female bikini bottoms and you guys are thinking thongs… which is exactly the problem. Bikini bottoms here are diapers or thongs, no in-between.

And I’m sorry if you feel offended because I said America is behind on something, but let’s be honest, I come from a country that has 360 days/year of warm weather, 8,000 kilometers of beaches, and a reputation for its women and their barely covered booties. We do have more beach experience. Are you really going to pull the “history” thing here? Which is not even valid, because that’s the story of man’s beach fashion IN the US (and therefore cultural).

And if you must mention cultural sensibilities, just go to Rio anytime, you’ll see a bunch of hot guys in square leg speedos. I like it, and I hope it catches on. Just like you guys like to see a hot chick in tight clothes, I think speedos look much better than trunks.

Don’t listen to that asshole.

Now, where were we? About to go try on a couple of those brazilian swim suits?[/quote]

Exactly. Until she shows me otherwise, I have doubts that these swim suits even exist.

I want her to prove me wrong.

[quote]BetaBerry wrote:
And I’m sorry if you feel offended because I said America is behind on something, but let’s be honest, I come from a country that has 360 days/year of warm weather, 8,000 kilometers of beaches, and a reputation for its women and their barely covered booties.
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Right, different landscape = different culture = different fashion. We’re in agreement.

Read your original post. You asked about US beach fashion.

I’d love to go to Rio. I tried to Google image search “hot chicks in tight clothes + Rio,” but with no luck. Can you show me an example of what you mean? Maybe from the last time you were in Rio?

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Oh snaps! My own thread is now a trap.

I dont have pics of my behind in a bikini. Who would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of my back? :o

[quote]JMB wrote:
I’m a smooth criminal

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[quote]BetaBerry wrote:
Oh snaps! My own thread is now a trap.

I dont have pics of my behind in a bikini. Who would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of my back? :o[/quote]

I’m sure there are plenty of pictures of your back out there… plenty

[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Lol no way I’m posting a pic of myself in a thong on a public forum. But there’s a pic in my profile that might satisfy?

[photo]19036[/photo][/quote]

How could we possibly judge the voluptuousness of your ass from that picture?

[quote]BetaBerry wrote:
Oh snaps! My own thread is now a trap.

I dont have pics of my behind in a bikini. Who would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of my back? :o[/quote]

::Raises hand::

[quote]BetaBerry wrote:
Oh snaps! My own thread is now a trap.

I dont have pics of my behind in a bikini. Who would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of my back? :o[/quote]

If it’s not from behind, I won’t get mad

BTW, I would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of your back :slight_smile:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I wore a speedo when I went to PCB for spring break, it worked exceedingly well.

I would just walk down the beach and girls would want to take pictures, another girl got paid 5 bucks to run up and smack my ass, it was just an all around great decision. I got plenty of numbers and didn’t really have to do anything but walk down the beach

I just wish I had pictures! Downside of going with all dudes, no one has a camera lol[/quote]

Haha lucky you. I just got hoarded by a bunch of in the closet gays.

Haha, make that me and Professor X

[quote]orion wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
Lol no way I’m posting a pic of myself in a thong on a public forum. But there’s a pic in my profile that might satisfy?

[photo]19036[/photo]

How could we possibly judge the voluptuousness of your ass from that picture?

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shrug

[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Professor X wrote:
polo77j wrote:
I don’t know why someone would point and laugh at someone on the beach unless they were insecure themselves at the beach. I’m actually getting a little bored with board shorts and am opting for something that’ll show off my legs a little bit more. While I won’t be getting the square cut speedos, I really don’t see a problem with them.

Right…if you saw a gigantic 500lbs woman wearing a thong and spray painted nipple stars, you wouldn’t make even one quip? Not one? What the hell is wrong you, man???

lol … you know what I mean X

No, I think polo REALLYY doesn’t see a problem with them. :P[/quote]

I been to the beach with way fatter chicks than that, its all good!

BG

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Don’t even care if it’s a speedo or not…[/quote]

Miranda Kerr is gorgeous.

[quote]jimmyjamesii wrote:
BetaBerry wrote:
Oh snaps! My own thread is now a trap.

I dont have pics of my behind in a bikini. Who would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of my back? :o

If it’s not from behind, I won’t get mad

BTW, I would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of your back :)[/quote]

Mac fail

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
jimmyjamesii wrote:
BetaBerry wrote:
Oh snaps! My own thread is now a trap.

I dont have pics of my behind in a bikini. Who would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of my back? :o

If it’s not from behind, I won’t get mad

BTW, I would carry a camera to the beach/pool to take pictures of your back :slight_smile:

Mac fail[/quote]

I wear that outfit one time and you never let me live it down

From back when I endorsed Purple Drank

[quote]jimmyjamesii wrote:
From back when I endorsed Purple Drank[/quote]

ha haha haha ha ahha


1 vote here for the whatever he feels like.

And my theory on the prevalence of board shorts in America vs. everywhere else…

Obscene amounts of posers left over from the “extreme sports” era

  • overall fatness of America
  • brashness of Americans and their “Hey Fatty” yells
  • degree of homophobia

= biggest baggiest board shorts people can find.

I wouldn’t look at what most people wear to determine what is fashionable or in style. If that’s the case, I am severely understocked in my wife beater and and stained t-shirt collection judging by my recent trip to Wal-Mart.

On to the most pressing matter:

Perhaps the picture, courtesy of the World’s Best Ass Competition, illustrates one of these in-between diaper and thong bikini bottoms the Op CLAIMS she owns. The only proper response would be to post that picture of her Professor X has so graciously offered to take so that we may all know once and for all what her “in-between” bikini looks like and no longer doubt her credibility. Your internet respect is on the line BetaBerry.

[quote]BetaBerry wrote:
See… I mentioned female bikini bottoms and you guys are thinking thongs… which is exactly the problem. Bikini bottoms here are diapers or thongs, no in-between.
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Try here: Malibu Strings Bikinis | Swimwear

Trunks don’t have to be boring: http://www.aussiebum.com.au/en/swimwear/

Women’s beach volleyball Speedo–> WIN