One Hundred People Versus a Bear?

100 guys?

I don’t know but I figure i’d put my money on the guys, the bear can’t cover all angles, while its attacking wahts in front of it, have 30-40+ people bash the shit outa its sides and jump on top. Id imagine 30guys (mma/bb types)kneeing the bear repetedly in the sides would bring it down quite quickly.

Whoever I want, huh? In that case I don’t need 100. I only need 5.

John Wayne, Rambo, Fedor, Davy Crockett, and Chuck Norris. I guess I’d throw in Rasputin for the cannon fodder. That bear doesn’t stand a chance.

Or if you want to be really unfair, there’s a certain guy that was born about 2000 years ago…can’t kill him now can you? :slight_smile:

[quote]Aragorn wrote:
Whoever I want, huh? In that case I don’t need 100. I only need 5.

John Wayne, Rambo, Fedor, Davy Crockett, and Chuck Norris. I guess I’d throw in Rasputin for the cannon fodder. That bear doesn’t stand a chance.

Or if you want to be really unfair, there’s a certain guy that was born about 2000 years ago…can’t kill him now can you? :)[/quote]

Shouldn’t you throw in Steven Seagal so he can kick the bear in the nuts, then get eaten… the world would be a better place.

[quote]Aragorn wrote:
Or if you want to be really unfair, there’s a certain guy that was born about 2000 years ago…can’t kill him now can you? :)[/quote]

Lucius Annaeus Gallio?

And did any of you guys see the nostrils on that thing? I know that if something got hooekd my my nostrils, I’d turn whichever way it tugged. While you have a guy dodging the paws, you could have him hook his fingers in the nostrils of the bear and pull its head up, expeosing its neck for some swift punches.

The bear would win and it would win quickly. MMA kneeing him in his sides won’t even tickle him, and ppl grabbing his ears will be bucked across the field.

I’m saying 4 ppl die with every swipe.

[quote]Omnivore wrote:
Where do you guys live?
Have any of you ever seen a grizzly bear? Do you have ANY idea what you’re saying? A grizzly bear makes Ronnie Coleman look like a pussy. Ronnie is 300 lbs of serious “bad” and this thing is 5 times as big and 10 times as strong. It would tear through the crowd of men like they were toilet paper!! My money is on the bear!!![/quote]

So it could like leg press 22500lbs?

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
The bear would win and it would win quickly. MMA kneeing him in his sides won’t even tickle him, and ppl grabbing his ears will be bucked across the field.

I’m saying 4 ppl die with every swipe.[/quote]

Maybe, but four people, it’s not like three of them can’t dodge. The bear is probably only aiming for one of them, and it can only use one paw at a time, right? Because if it used it’s rear legs while stretching its front ones out to slash, it would fall on its face.

Robocop could do the job.

[quote]E-man wrote:
The caption said when that sucker was on all fours that it was eye to eye with a 6 ft tall man. Over 12.5 ft tall on it’s hind legs. Correct me if I’m wrong but I think Polar bears get even bigger. I remember reading they were the largest land carnivore.[/quote]

All power to the polar bear. Off the top of my head these get up to 2000lb and are well over 3m tall. A grizly aint’ got nothing on that.

100 drunk, coked up meatheads that are royally pissed the fuck off and work together could definitely kick that bear’s ass. I’d say ten would die, with another 25 or so serverly injured.

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
Ok, people mentioned if you could choose ANY 100 people. Well I’d take 25 red berets, 25 marines, 25 seals, 24 MMA fighters, and Donald Brashear. More likely than not, they would have an easy time with the task, even weaponless. They’d identify weak points of the bear, break it’s legs, and then it’s neck. They’d need like 10 guys to do that, nevermind a 100.[/quote]

LOL…tell me how the hell your mma fighters or whoever are going to break a bears legs?

Have any of you, suggesting that the bear would lose ever been in the wild and seen a grizzly?

We are talking about a grizzly bear here not some fat guy who happens to weigh 1,500 pounds. That bear we are talking about is pure “athlete” and killer. He can run faster than the fastest human on earth. Do you have any idea how much power a 1,500 pound bear who can sprint 30 miles per hour can generate? And as far as ferocity…he will kill without even thinking about it.

Each of it’s claws are as long as a mans finger. One or two swipes toward your charging group of marines by that bears arm and about half of them are incapacitated.

Trying to kick at it’s leg would be as foolish as trying to kick the side of a building. Make that a moving building!

And to the nut who said that the bear could be picked up, I want to know what that guy is smoking.

That bear would be on pure attack mode. Thrashing and moving so fast and powerfully that this supposed fight would be over in a short period of time.

Seriously people I know most of you are probably teens or in your 20’s and are clueless regarding wildlife, but at least do some reading.

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[quote]Smitty88 wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
Ok, people mentioned if you could choose ANY 100 people. Well I’d take 25 red berets, 25 marines, 25 seals, 24 MMA fighters, and Donald Brashear. More likely than not, they would have an easy time with the task, even weaponless. They’d identify weak points of the bear, break it’s legs, and then it’s neck. They’d need like 10 guys to do that, nevermind a 100.

LOL…tell me how the hell your mma fighters or whoever are going to break a bears legs?

Have any of you, suggesting that the bear would lose ever been in the wild and seen a grizzly?

We are talking about a grizzly bear here not some fat guy who happens to weigh 1,500 pounds. That bear we are talking about is pure “athlete” and killer. He can run faster than the fastest human on earth. Do you have any idea how much power a 1,500 pound bear who can sprint 30 miles per hour can generate? And as far as ferocity…he will kill without even thinking about it.

Each of it’s claws are as long as a mans finger. One or two swipes toward your charging group of marines by that bears arm and about half of them are incapacitated.

Trying to kick at it’s leg would be as foolish as trying to kick the side of a building. Make that a moving building!

And to the nut who said that the bear could be picked up, I want to know what that guy is smoking.

That bear would be on pure attack mode. Thrashing and moving so fast and powerfully that this supposed fight would be over in a short period of time.

Seriously people I know most of you are probably teens or in your 20’s and are clueless regarding wildlife, but at least do some reading.

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[quote]Smitty88 wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
Ok, people mentioned if you could choose ANY 100 people. Well I’d take 25 red berets, 25 marines, 25 seals, 24 MMA fighters, and Donald Brashear. More likely than not, they would have an easy time with the task, even weaponless. They’d identify weak points of the bear, break it’s legs, and then it’s neck. They’d need like 10 guys to do that, nevermind a 100.

LOL…tell me how the hell your mma fighters or whoever are going to break a bears legs?

Have any of you, suggesting that the bear would lose ever been in the wild and seen a grizzly?

We are talking about a grizzly bear here not some fat guy who happens to weigh 1,500 pounds. That bear we are talking about is pure “athlete” and killer. He can run faster than the fastest human on earth. Do you have any idea how much power a 1,500 pound bear who can sprint 30 miles per hour can generate? And as far as ferocity…he will kill without even thinking about it.

Each of it’s claws are as long as a mans finger. One or two swipes toward your charging group of marines by that bears arm and about half of them are incapacitated.

Trying to kick at it’s leg would be as foolish as trying to kick the side of a building. Make that a moving building!

And to the nut who said that the bear could be picked up, I want to know what that guy is smoking.

That bear would be on pure attack mode. Thrashing and moving so fast and powerfully that this supposed fight would be over in a short period of time.

Seriously people I know most of you are probably teens or in your 20’s and are clueless regarding wildlife, but at least do some reading.

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and yet our ancestors killed those fuckers with nothing but wooden spears…

Human ingenuity is the great equaliser… are they at least allowed to hit it with rocks or something?

some interesting things to think about from a study on bear strength…

"The team also tested what the bears could do to a 700-pound metal Dumpster.

“It was like a beach ball to them,” Cairns said. “They could roll it over and over. It took a minimum of two people a concerted effort to tip it.”"

“Our conclusion was a grizzly bear is equal to 2.5 to 5 humans in strength. I’m certain if a bear were enraged it would be much, much higher,” Cairns said. “We never did get them ticked off. We didn’t want to.”

I heard Bas Rutten once got caught in a dark alley in the Ukraine one night as a bouncer and single-handedly fought off 3 packs of wolves, 2 grizzly bears and the Manbearpig.

2.5 to 5? I’d make that more. Even chimps are said to have ten times the strength of an average man.

having grown up in ALASKA, living around, hunting and being hunted by grizzlies , my money is on the bear.
if weapons are involved then humans will win, but strictly hand to hand, forget about it!!!

It may be hand-to-hand, but the humans are more intelligent. The bear can only rage and rage but the human group can plan how they’re going to fight the bear.