Even if most of the humans cowered, the strong could kill of few of the useless sacks o’ shit and feed them to the bear. The bear only needs to be distracted for ocasional moments in order to go for its vital parts. Patience would rule the day. 100 people is too many for a fair fight.
[quote]grew7 wrote:
How big are bear butts? I imagine it hurts just as much for them as it does for us to have something put in there. After there bear has been picked up, I don’t think it would be too much trouble for a few people to just start shoving their shoes in there.[/quote]
Considering you can shoot it with a 9mm and barely phase it, I wouldn’t think that it feels pain the same way we do, no matter where you poke it.
The problem wouldnt be picking up the bear… it would be controling the pissed off 1500 pound animal thrashing around in the air… not to mention the giant paw which has like 4 inch long claws and is as wide as a human chest.
100 men? No. You just need Rambo.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
This thread makes me laugh. My friends and I used to make up scenarios like this all the time and debate about who would win.[/quote]
LIRL
The Bear would win. There is no way the 100 men would be coordinated enough, as a team to defeat this monster. And, the Bear has one blow kill power. This means that as soon as he touches someone they are either dead or out of the fight because of taking serious damage.
The Bear wins with only maybe minor scratches.
[quote]grew7 wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
grew7 wrote:
That’s 1,500lbs of bear versus 15,000lbs of human at the very least. You can’t honestly believe that the humans couldn’t do something to this bear. What if we took some extra from the crowd to actually grab the bear and pick it up? Fifteen of them. Each one can lift 100lbs. Now the bear is in the air and has no control.
you’ve never been kicked in the face by a crowd surfer? More importantly, the bear would let them pick him up?
The bear doesn’t have a choice. Imagine those fifteen people grabbing and lifting you. It doesn’t matter how much you object, they’re going to pick you up.[/quote]
They can pick you up if you maul anyone that comes close to you. If it mauls one then runs over his body you can’t exactly just pick it up.
[quote]alfuh wrote:
Well check out what happens when this bear gets startled … note who trained the caretaker …
Now check out the pic to see what happened when they called him in. The other 99 people can play board games and have a picnic while Fedor handles the bear.
end of thread.[/quote]
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Ok, people mentioned if you could choose ANY 100 people. Well I’d take 25 red berets, 25 marines, 25 seals, 24 MMA fighters, and Donald Brashear. More likely than not, they would have an easy time with the task, even weaponless. They’d identify weak points of the bear, break it’s legs, and then it’s neck. They’d need like 10 guys to do that, nevermind a 100.
[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
Ok, people mentioned if you could choose ANY 100 people. Well I’d take 25 red berets, 25 marines, 25 seals, 24 MMA fighters, and Donald Brashear. More likely than not, they would have an easy time with the task, even weaponless. They’d identify weak points of the bear, break it’s legs, and then it’s neck. They’d need like 10 guys to do that, nevermind a 100.[/quote]
Brashear would be too busy pouting to help.
1,500 lbs is the upper average but you can gaurantee they come bigger. Here is what a 1,600 lb grizzly looks like. I’d estimate 1 in about 10 million men would be crazy enough to hold their ground if this thing charged.
Imagine this claw slicing down your chest. One easy swipe could EASILY rip you head clean off. The only way it could be killed is if 10 or 20 guys willingly let the rest of the 80 people rip their arms and legs off, tear the flesh off their femurs, snap off the end of the bone making a sharp pointed spear and the all attack at once. Good luck finding those 20 unlucky soon to be limbless souls.
If I remember correctly they found human bones inside that 1600-pounders’ stomach. That thing looks fucking huge.
[quote]etaco wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
Ok, people mentioned if you could choose ANY 100 people. Well I’d take 25 red berets, 25 marines, 25 seals, 24 MMA fighters, and Donald Brashear. More likely than not, they would have an easy time with the task, even weaponless. They’d identify weak points of the bear, break it’s legs, and then it’s neck. They’d need like 10 guys to do that, nevermind a 100.
Brashear would be too busy pouting to help.[/quote]
I think I’d take some bodybuilders, the grizzly would have to take at least 20 minutes to finish eating Ronnie. That’s valuable killing time.
If the people were just as nuts as the bear I don’t think the bear would have a chance at surviving. It would definitely maul and/or seriously injure 10-20 people but the thing would just get stomped. That’s assuming that nobody hesitates at all, like if the people were also starving.
The caption said when that sucker was on all fours that it was eye to eye with a 6 ft tall man. Over 12.5 ft tall on it’s hind legs. Correct me if I’m wrong but I think Polar bears get even bigger. I remember reading they were the largest land carnivore.
That bear’s paw and claws were only like 2/3 the size of that guy’s chest. What if the people all came from the front and screamed at it so it would quickly turn around and accidently run into a tree as hard as it could? It would probably be stunned long enough for a person to jump on and poke out its eyes while others jump on its back and strangle it with their legs.
Where do you guys live?
Have any of you ever seen a grizzly bear? Do you have ANY idea what you’re saying? A grizzly bear makes Ronnie Coleman look like a pussy. Ronnie is 300 lbs of serious “bad” and this thing is 5 times as big and 10 times as strong. It would tear through the crowd of men like they were toilet paper!! My money is on the bear!!!
Look at its ears. Big enough to hang onto. If a guy jumped on its back, he could hang on the ears and just choke the thing. It can’t bite him back there and if it’s so strong then swiping at him will only make it injure itself. Get a man on top and the thing is toast.
My money is likely on the bear as well. Unless there was a seriously good plan, almost all of the men would get mauled, and the survivors would wisely flee. I bet a grizzly could knock down 3 0r 4 dudes with one swipe. Think of how easily a bull throw people around. Did you guys see that video where the bull lifted that car like it was a paperweight? I see the grizzly throwing a bunch of guys into the air as well as shredding them.
[quote]grew7 wrote:
They may use the torn limbs of fallen friends as weapons against the bear.[/quote]
If the humans work together they will definitely win. First have a small group (say 10 people) distract the bear. Then the strongest 70 remaining humans sacrifice the weakest remaining 20 members of the mob and improvise some weapons from their limbs/bones. This will provide some weapons similar to spears, knives, and clubs. If the humans are allowed to use their environment then they use rocks and wood instead and don’t have to take such drastic measures.
When fighting the bear the humans surround it and while yes the bear will destroy those it faces it will always be flanked by the mob and they can continually attack its weak points. Once the bear is significantly wounded the mob can go defensive and wait for it to lose a lot of blood.