[quote]Shaved wrote:
I imagine it would be likg being attacked by 100 Four year olds. The little bastards would get pounded for a while but then they just keep dragging your down and diving on you. After you kill 60 kids you get tired, trust me I know. The litle crotch hittin eye poking shits just keep on comin.[/quote]
That was some funny shit.
Well check out what happens when this bear gets startled … note who trained the caretaker …
Now check out the pic to see what happened when they called him in. The other 99 people can play board games and have a picnic while Fedor handles the bear.
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Actually, check it out. It wasn’t much of a fight
And a close up …
20 years from now this will probably be a new sick gameshow. “Convict Challenge : Season 2. Can 100 death row prisoners take down a 1500 pound grizzly bear? Stay tuned to find out!!”
[quote]malonetd wrote:
This thread makes me laugh. My friends and I used to make up scenarios like this all the time and debate about who would win.
Example: 3 mongooses, a pitbull, and a rhino against 2 lions and a potbelly pig?[/quote]
I’ve allays wondered who would win in a fight between a huge Great White Shark and an equally sized Salt Water Crocodile!
I’d love to see em go at at it!
There wouldn’t be anyone left by the time the bear is finished. think about it. largest and most powerful carnivore verus a species that is utterly and physically defenseless. How the hell are 15 people going to pick up a bear…tell me how the hell that is going to happen.
It wouldn’t be one guy fighting a hundred 4 year olds, it would be andre the giant fighting a hundred toddlers who could barely walk.
How big are bear butts? I imagine it hurts just as much for them as it does for us to have something put in there. After there bear has been picked up, I don’t think it would be too much trouble for a few people to just start shoving their shoes in there.
Take 100 normal men and at least 50 of them are pussys that would piss their pants and run away the entire time. So really its like 50 guys vs. the bear. Just play it like football, If 50 people tried to tackle a bear i think they could and then just strangle it buy shoving one of the pussys down its throat…
LOL!
But these could be one hundred people of any kind as long as they’re the kind of people that have actually existed. Have a few fat ones who are extremely devoted try to climb into its mouth and give their life for the swarm.
As long as everyone worked as a team the bear wouldnt stand a chance. You would have to distract it then have people dive on its back like they do with crocodiles. If the bear ends up on the ground its over, the weight of all those people if they each weigh 160lbs is 8 tons just have a big line of people jumping on and kicking its head while the rest hold him down, he will get crushed either way, though he will prob kill alot of people first.
No no, we can’t put fear into the equation. Yes I know that most people would shit their pants in the situation, but for the question to really work the men all have to be gung-ho about killing this bear. 100 men hand picked for their hardened constitution.
15 people picking up a wild furious grizzly is not a good strategy. It’s not a 1500 pound plate, its a god damn grizzly bear tearing out your throat. As soon as you stop concentrating on evading the blows, you’re deader than disco my friend.
The eye gouging idea is the best I’ve heard so far.
If people had a hive mentality, this would be not such a big deal. The men would have a shot. But, as has been said, nobody wants to be the first to die.
[quote]Shaved wrote:
20 years from now this will probably be a new sick gameshow. “Convict Challenge : Season 2. Can 100 death row prisoners take down a 1500 pound grizzly bear? Stay tuned to find out!!”[/quote]
Oh, 100 death row prisoners would definetly take a bear.
The thing is, nobody specified what kind of humans these are. Are these modern accountant-types? Or are they 100 male hunter-gatherers?
In other words, are these fit, strong, violent males who know how to be aggressive? If so, 100 humans definetly kill a bear.
The eyes are an obvious target, and a blind bear WILL be overwhelmed. Ever thought how far down someone’s sockets you can stick your fingers? How about a large bear’s eyesockets?
Humans are pussies, it would take the right kind of individual who was willing to die, bite, claw, his way to victory…now try to find another 99 like-minded individuals…good luck with that, I take the Bear via decapatation.
the midget thing:
Eyes are a little close to the mouth. Kick it in the nuts.
Only one human would have to live through this for the humans to win, but all of them would have to participate. The bear would lose pretty quickly, I think. I mean sure, with a flick of its wrist, it could decapitate you, but after a while the people should get used to dodging this and be able to get at its eyes. Dodging the claws and dodging the teeth probably isn’t that hard, anyway. You could pick a few fast people for this job.
dodging claws and teeth easy? ridiculous. bears might look slow because they’re so big and stocky, but they’re deceptively fast.
it’s also ludicrous to think that the bear would tire out. bears are known for having enormous amounts of endurance, so much so that they can run at top speed (30-35 mph) for MILES. don’t count on the bear losing because it got tired.