Older Larder Ass

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
been thinking thinking thinking about my hip, and i remember that i had stopped squatting and deadlifting before the problem. that, and some of the articles i’ve read recent-like, got me thinking that perhaps my glutes are to blame.[/quote]

Sounds like your neglected buttocks need a good thrashing!! (with the weights I mean).

Joking aside, when I get an injury, I can usually look back and pinpoint why it happened and it’s normally when I started to drop certain exercises from my routine. The wider the variety of exercises the better IMO.

Is the 292 a recent PR?

[quote]OldGoat wrote:
MJ- Im no doctor, but foam rolling my IT band daily , sometims twice and using a lacrosse ball on my glutes has helped my hips alot. [/quote]

i don’t roll my it bands because i haven’t been squatting or deadlifting. I roll the hell out of my hip flexor, adductor and rector femoris. and I ride the baseball 2-4 times per day. It all helps, but it isn’t getting me where I want to go. I will start rolling my it bands again though, so thanks for that

[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
been thinking thinking thinking about my hip, and i remember that i had stopped squatting and deadlifting before the problem. that, and some of the articles i’ve read recent-like, got me thinking that perhaps my glutes are to blame.[/quote]

Sounds like your neglected buttocks need a good thrashing!! (with the weights I mean).

Joking aside, when I get an injury, I can usually look back and pinpoint why it happened and it’s normally when I started to drop certain exercises from my routine. The wider the variety of exercises the better IMO.

Is the 292 a recent PR?[/quote]

sadly, no, I got down to 290 a few weeks ago, then came back up.

It is really hard for me not to just be a big fat guy. BUT, for all my self-pity, I have stayed away from the ice cream for awhile, so there’s that

ah, the cruelty. after 3 weeks I sneak into the Fortress of Swolitude

7/29/11 5/3/1 bench(5) cycle 17
225x 5

kerlz
55x 10/10

1 arm db bench
60x 10/10

I really love lifting. I don’t understand why its been so hard for me to lift lately.

midlife crisis. looking for a hotty half my age that likes old fat guys without lots of money. let you know when i find her.

DUDE! I was wondering where you\d gone off to.

We all have these crises. Really. Sometimes I have them regularly. I’d offer some pithy motivational stuff, but you don’t particularly strike me as the type. Regardless, say the word and the advice will flow…

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
midlife crisis. looking for a hotty half my age that likes old fat guys without lots of money. let you know when i find her.[/quote]

^ This could be a business opportunity for you. I know there’s websites for women who wan’t to date millionaires. Maybe you could set one up for women looking for older, fatter, poor men?.

Oh I googled it and it’s already been done. I found these…

www.find-an-old-penniless-fat-fuck.com

www.Im-physically-unable-to-perform-the-act-of-love-but-you-can-fetch-me-my-burgers-and-wash-under-my-fat-folds.com

www.morbidly-obese-hotties-on-welfare.com and for those looking to hook up without any commitment…

there really is something for everyone on the interweb!

[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
midlife crisis. looking for a hotty half my age that likes old fat guys without lots of money. let you know when i find her.[/quote]

^ This could be a business opportunity for you. I know there’s websites for women who wan’t to date millionaires. Maybe you could set one up for women looking for older, fatter, poor men?.

Oh I googled it and it’s already been done. I found these…

www.find-an-old-penniless-fat-fuck.com

www.Im-physically-unable-to-perform-the-act-of-love-but-you-can-fetch-me-my-burgers-and-wash-under-my-fat-folds.com

www.morbidly-obese-hotties-on-welfare.com and for those looking to hook up without any commitment…

there really is something for everyone on the interweb![/quote]

did you make these up to tease me, or are they real?
bastard

7/30, not 5/3/1 squats

5x 45/55/65/75

I think I have figured out how to rehab my hip. I’ve been scared to death to squat for the past couple months. warmed up for like 15 minutes, warmup was longer than workout.

no terrible pain afterward, just standard doms. VERY happy with this.

7/31 5/3/1 military(3) cycle 17
not 5/3/1 squats

military, 150x 3

atg squats, 5x 75/85/95

my plan is to squat almost every day for awhile, sets of 5, creeping the weights up. just trying to get the muscles used to squatting again.

today, more doms from lack of use, but its that good training pain as opposed to injury pain. happyhappyhappy

Glad to hear you are squatting again. I think slowly getting abck to it is the way to go.

awesome on the squats

[quote]mjnewland wrote:

[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
midlife crisis. looking for a hotty half my age that likes old fat guys without lots of money. let you know when i find her.[/quote]

^ This could be a business opportunity for you. I know there’s websites for women who wan’t to date millionaires. Maybe you could set one up for women looking for older, fatter, poor men?.

Oh I googled it and it’s already been done. I found these…

www.find-an-old-penniless-fat-fuck.com

www.Im-physically-unable-to-perform-the-act-of-love-but-you-can-fetch-me-my-burgers-and-wash-under-my-fat-folds.com

www.morbidly-obese-hotties-on-welfare.com and for those looking to hook up without any commitment…

there really is something for everyone on the interweb![/quote]

did you make these up to tease me, or are they real?
bastard
[/quote]

I made them up! I was just wondering if there were such sites what they would be called.

God!, they weren’t directed specifically “at” you, LOL. I’d be mortified if you’d taken offence, I was just messing about.

Glad the squats are working for you.

yeah, glad to hear the squats are going well. it is a happy day for me, too, when squats hurt my muscles so good rather than my joints so bad.

A return to squats…WIN! And the good pain…double win!

8/1, recovery
excrutiatingly long warm up
4x10 bw uberdeep squats

3 reps overhead squat with 75lbs, just to see if i could. I could.

just trying to get some blood through the legs, so that I can squat again. deadlift tonight, and maybe some more light skwatties

[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:

[quote]mjnewland wrote:

[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
midlife crisis. looking for a hotty half my age that likes old fat guys without lots of money. let you know when i find her.[/quote]

^ This could be a business opportunity for you. I know there’s websites for women who wan’t to date millionaires. Maybe you could set one up for women looking for older, fatter, poor men?.

Oh I googled it and it’s already been done. I found these…

www.find-an-old-penniless-fat-fuck.com

www.Im-physically-unable-to-perform-the-act-of-love-but-you-can-fetch-me-my-burgers-and-wash-under-my-fat-folds.com

www.morbidly-obese-hotties-on-welfare.com and for those looking to hook up without any commitment…

there really is something for everyone on the interweb![/quote]

did you make these up to tease me, or are they real?
bastard
[/quote]

I made them up! I was just wondering if there were such sites what they would be called.

God!, they weren’t directed specifically “at” you, LOL. I’d be mortified if you’d taken offence, I was just messing about.

Glad the squats are working for you.[/quote]

i am of course joking. seriousness is something I do elsewhere, not here.

mortified? that’s some strong language…

Mj, have you seen this site? Calculate 5/3/1 weights and workouts. No thinking needed.

http://www.strstd.com/

[quote]ecogenx wrote:
Mj, have you seen this site? Calculate 5/3/1 weights and workouts. No thinking needed.

http://www.strstd.com/[/quote]

I just checked that out. pretty cool. Beats my spreadsheet all to hell.

could not deadlift last night. my son swims for 2 teams in the summer, and one of them had their end of season banquet. Of course, it was too much trouble for them to work around my deadlift night, because they are selfish.

So, 8/2/11, not at all even close to 5/3/1 Deadlift

First time deadlifting in what feels like forever, so kept it light and double overhand
5x 135/185/185/185

oly swkatted
5x 95/105/115. Be back up to 460 in no time.

Doing the warm up and activation is making all the difference on the squats. My standard is 5x 350. as soon as I can hit that pain free, I’ll start throwing again. Most likely be next spring. looking forward to throwing. And lifting heavier. yeah.

rehab harder
old lardas

8/3/11 5/3/1 bench(3) cycle 17
235x 7

1 arm db bench
65x 10/10

bb kerlz
60x 10/10

wish i had time for more sets on the accessories, but happy to get a lift in nonetheless.

interesting thing about the hip rehab. the hip flexor was all messed up because it took over for both my glute and rectus femoris. Now, after I warm up correctly, my atrophied RF has to do work, and its complaining. try to get a couple sets of 15-20 bw full squats once or twice each day to get some blood through it.

I am hideously excited about my apparently functioning hip. yipee. Disneyland in 5 days.

heal harder
old lardass