kettlebell conditioning report:
i am getting a little more consistent. last week a did a couple sessions, doing 10 half ladders of 3 (3-2-1 reps with each hand) with 1 minute rest between them. for this particular workout, you are supposed to do it for 12 minutes inclusive of rests, so that was 60 reps in 12 minutes with 9 rests. Yesterday I did 8 full ladders of 3 (1-2-3-2-1 with each hand). full 3 ladder is 9 reps, so that was 72 reps with 7 rests. today I tried to add in a 4 ladder on the 3d and 6th sets. a 4 ladder is 16 reps.
i got the first one, but pooped out on the second one only getting 13 of the 16 reps. so it was 5x 3-ladder, and 1.8 4-ladder. total reps was 74 with only 6 breaks. as soon as I can do the whole 12 minutes in 2 ladders with 1 break, I’ll increase the weight to the next kettlebell size, which is 58 lbs.
I do it fasted, first thing in the am. this has been totally toasting my hammiez and erectors, so my deadlift and squat are taking a temporary hit. in the long term tho, I expect this to boost both lifts by better developing those muscles. we’ll see…
I am still not doing getups. i have been doing this workout in the parking lot at the office, and kneeling on that surface is just too much for my whiney fat old bones. I have collected all the wood I need for my platform, so I will finish that tonight, and do my kettleshit in my garage while I’m still too groggy to realize how much it sucks. since I’ll have a better surface, I’ll start doing get ups tomorrow.
sadly, the one time I tried it with the 38lb bell, I looked much like a giraffe trying to fuck a raccoon, so i will prolly use my weight for distance weight with only 20 lbs for the get ups till I get the movement fingered out.
there is a guy selling 12’ pine logs in the 5-10" diameter range. I will buy my first caber at 11am today.
wow, another self-serving overly long post that no one will read. I just tell myself that my fans demand it.
self-delude Harder,
old lardass