Furburger, bush, buttocks, as in ‘I bet that queer Tom Brady likes it in his buttocks.’
As a resident old fart I would like to add the following:
Use words such as:
Shenanigan
Rabble-rouser
Hooligan
No-good-nick
Use phrases such as:
Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock
Colder than a well-diggers ass
Dryer than a popcorn fart
And tell stories such as:
When I was your age I used to wake up 2 hours before I went to bed and drink a cup of poison because we didnâ??t have any food in the house!
“Looks like you’re shitting in tall cotton”
Translation: You are in a good situation.
“Sometimes chicken, sometimes feathers.”
My grandmother says “towel paper” instead of “paper towel” but that could be because she’s the daughter of Russian immigrants.
[quote]xilinx wrote:
OK kids, do you remember 8" floppies? programming with 80-column punched cards? backing up to a paper tape? multi-user systems with 2x96KB of main memory?
Damn, I’m old. I’ll go cough some bits.
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I remember using them.
Take a page out of Gus Chiggins’ playbook:
That’s no way to run a railrod.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Shit eating grin
Nothing beats that phrase…[/quote]
I can’t count the number of times I was told to “wipe that shit eating grin off your face”… lol
find a gal with crimped hair…
take her to prom.
go parking.
somehow manage to not get her pregnant during parking. (thing of the past)
In Winnipeg in the 80s when I would go trick or treating on Halloween we wouldn’t say “Trick or treat!” at the door…we’d say “Halloween Apples!”
I’m not kidding. Even then I thought it sounded like something they would’ve said in the 30s. I seem to remember the practice of saying that has died down. My generation may have been the last to say that.
The $10.00 date, circa 1970-73
Gas, 4 gallons for '63 VW van, backseat removed = $1.00
Two (2) Ribeye dinners, Bonanza Steakhouse, with salad bar and drink = $5.00
Two (2) tickets to the drive-in theater = $2.50
Bottle of Thunderbird wine = $1.50
Great?
Part time job salary = $1.05 per hour.
LOL @ “10 dollar date”.
Maybe in Vegas…but that’s just a handjob.
[quote]2busy wrote:
That’s no way to run a railrod.[/quote]
My Grandpa wore that one out lol, love it.
My Moms favorite’s were;
They got more blank than Carter’s got pills,
Jumpin’ Gee hosafat!
Hussy!
Jesus wept!
It’s not up your ass or you’d feel it!
Ah phooey,
My Dad has this annoying habit now of somehow fitting in the words “type of thing” on the end of almost all his setences.
In grade nine a case of beer cost $8.13
A pack of smokes cost 86c
Rush ticket stubb, $6.50.
Edit: note to self, never, ever post directly after PX, I’m tiny lol.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
find a gal with crimped hair…
take her to prom.
go parking.
somehow manage to not get her pregnant during parking. (thing of the past)[/quote]
Parallel parking is a complex, difficult maneuver…
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
My grandfather used to lump all venereal disease into the term “the leaky penis”.
Example of usage: “Shack up with that dame down the street and she’ll give you the leaky penis!”.
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LMFAO!!!
[quote]Stern wrote:
Just thought I’d have a gander at all the shenanigans going on in this thread!
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Shenanigans = Brouhaha
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]JLone wrote:
When I am walking my dog and people drive down the street too fast I always yell, “This is a neighborhood!”
Can’t help myself. [/quote]
I do too. But I yell, “Slow down, asshole”!
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x2
‘An good, old-fashioned donnybrook.’
The local color commentator for our Detroit Red Wings likes to use this. He’s an old-time hockey player.
[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Shit eating grin
Nothing beats that phrase…[/quote]
I can’t count the number of times I was told to “wipe that shit eating grin off your face”… lol
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Or “get your shit hooks off of that” reminding me not to touch something.
[quote]ruglayer09052000 wrote:
‘An good, old-fashioned donnybrook.’
The local color commentator for our Detroit Red Wings likes to use this. He’s an old-time hockey player.
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Bingo-Bango!