This thread is rad.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Put your shoes/hat/sweater/socks on or you’ll catch your death of cold[/quote]
Grandma always reminded me, “you’d be warmer with an undershirt.”
Even in the summer time…
[quote]steadfastred wrote:
This thread is rad.[/quote]
far out!
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[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?
facepalm[/quote]
Nobody knows who Tupac is anymore or Wu Tang OR 50 CENT.[/quote]
I have a friend from New Jersey. He knows OF the Wu-Tang Clan, but he couldn’t name a single one of them.[/quote]
Shut up you Ol Dirty Bastard.[/quote]
Dude, you would be shocked at how many people on here think that that’s me in my avatar. Right now there’s some total dumbfuck over in that dead-end Charlie Sheen thread called Maiden3.16 who is convinced that it’s me in my avatar. Of course, they could be fucking with me making me think that they think that I’m ODB…but maybe I’m letting them think that I think that they think that I’m ODB…[/quote]
That was deep.
I just popped in to say, “Method Man beats all”.
I woke up at 4 today for to catch the news programs on the television before I went to MacDonalds for cahfee. I didn’t have no filly latte or no god dang capporina or whatever them funny folks call it. I had mine black, no cream,no sugar…like a man.
The old bag at the register had a nice pair of melons, if I do say so myself. Boy, I had galf a mind to reach out and have a feel to get my jollies for the day.
Eh hee hee hee
I set at the table with Arthur and Earrl and went talked about our wives until they came to pick us up one by one to go get some viddle.
Oh and there was a new guy Steve, one of Earls friends. He had a crossianr. I hate his stinkin guts.
I wouldn’t hate him so much if he didn’t say crossiant like that. You know, with that fru fru accent…I won’t do. It cuz I ain’t queer.
But ya get what I’m deliverin, son?
I wanted to tell him “you ain’t no betta than me”
Ah ha ha ha
We would’ve had it out somethin awful right there. I sau, listen here boy. Ida gave hi. A 1 and w that’d knocked. His dick loose. The dough belly sombitch.
-falls aslepp-
I recently ended an anecdote at work with, “true story,” and got called out for being old.
When I am walking my dog and people drive down the street too fast I always yell, “This is a neighborhood!”
Can’t help myself.
One of my ‘old’ members taking about women…
For reference ‘fanny’ = ‘pussy’ in Americanish
(Big lady with cankles)
I bet she has a fanny on her like a stab wound on a gorillas back
(Woman about to have a baby)
When she drops that load she’ll have a fanny on her like a cow yawning
There’s a lot more lol but I’m working…
[quote]JLone wrote:
When I am walking my dog and people drive down the street too fast I always yell, “This is a neighborhood!”
Can’t help myself. [/quote]
I do too. But I yell, “Slow down, asshole”!
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Remember < $1.00 gasoline.[/quote]
Oh shit.
I also remember cigarettes for cheap, and the stop&rob clerk would sell them to me if I said they were for my mother.[/quote]
Well…you look great for your age! 
[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Remember < $1.00 gasoline.[/quote]
Oh shit.
I also remember cigarettes for cheap, and the stop&rob clerk would sell them to me if I said they were for my mother.[/quote]
Well…you look great for your age! ;)[/quote]
No shit…but Racetrack Gas in Houston had 99 cent gas back when I was in high school and was the only place in the city you could get it like that.
Now? It’s 4 bucks.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Remember < $1.00 gasoline.[/quote]
Oh shit.
I also remember cigarettes for cheap, and the stop&rob clerk would sell them to me if I said they were for my mother.[/quote]
Well…you look great for your age! ;)[/quote]
No shit…but Racetrack Gas in Houston had 99 cent gas back when I was in high school and was the only place in the city you could get it like that.
Now? It’s 4 bucks.[/quote]
4 bucks a gallon? I think a gallon is close to 4 litres, so that’s somewhere around 10 USD pr gallon for gas in my country.
Yeah I just sold my car, fuck this shit.
I always find it amusing that old people seem to think sport stars from 40 years ago were somehow much better than the ones we have now. Even though they, you know, did everything slower and with less power and precision.
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
I always find it amusing that old people seem to think sport stars from 40 years ago were somehow much better than the ones we have now. Even though they, you know, did everything slower and with less power and precision.
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We. Only used raw eggs,like men. Not sciencey steroids, like you little twats today.
Give me bart starr over tom gady any day.
OK kids, do you remember 8" floppies? programming with 80-column punched cards? backing up to a paper tape? multi-user systems with 2x96KB of main memory?
Damn, I’m old. I’ll go cough some bits.
Here’s something You’ll be saying in 15 years: “remember CDs? disk on keys? players with only 16GB?”
“but man, how can you put a 5PB TotalImmersion movie into a 16GB player?” “kid, we were still using sometimes B&W movies for artistic reasons!”. “eww, you’re OLD”.
First kisses don’t change.
What is the facebook?
That boy Tom Brady wears his hair like a ‘queer.’
Shit eating grin
Nothing beats that phrase…
Back in my day, people didn’t have RAPEAXE!!! If you got raped, you just had to fucking deal with it.
My grandfather used to lump all venereal disease into the term “the leaky penis”.
Example of usage: “Shack up with that dame down the street and she’ll give you the leaky penis!”.
He also hated all British people and referred to them as “chirpers” as he felt they would always complain (“chirp”) about life in Canada and how it was inferior to Manchester/Liverpool/wherever.