When I was about 11 or 12, my mom was in a particularly bad mood one day. I just wanted to get the hell outta there before she started in on me, so I hopped on my bike and left. Around the corner a gang of 3 or 4 older boys started threatening me, calling me names. I figured I’d avoid the abuse and just go home. When I walked into the kitchen, I complained to my mom, “Mom, some kids were teasing me. They called me a faggot!” She looked at me for a second and said, “You ARE a faggot!”
LOL!!
Shaking like a dog passing a peach seed.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
When I was about 11 or 12, my mom was in a particularly bad mood one day. I just wanted to get the hell outta there before she started in on me, so I hopped on my bike and left. Around the corner a gang of 3 or 4 older boys started threatening me, calling me names. I figured I’d avoid the abuse and just go home. When I walked into the kitchen, I complained to my mom, “Mom, some kids were teasing me. They called me a faggot!” She looked at me for a second and said, “You ARE a faggot!”
LOL!![/quote]
dude…that must’ve cut you deeply.
c’mere…give Edgy a hug~
My Grampa used to call me a big dummy. I think he meant that affectionately.
Let me put my teeth back in before i take a pic.
French toast don’t never make it to pancake
from my own grandfather when talking about race and relationships in his younger years.
“Pussy ain’t eva called me no nigga”
I pooped
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
from my own grandfather when talking about race and relationships in his younger years.
“Pussy ain’t eva called me no nigga”[/quote]
LOL…but it has called me slave.
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[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
‘Are you Courting’ <<<LOL
My favourite old person saying however is: ‘Goin steady’ Sounds so darn halcyonic!! A helluva lot better than ‘dating’ or ‘seeing’ etc.
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Engage in “heavy petting”. [/quote]
Another good one. [/quote]
Necking was always fun.[/quote]
It is not necking, it’s Neck’n.
“tough titty little kitty, but the milk tastes good” was one I used to hear.
Anytime anyone ever says “well?” my dad will respond “deep subject for such a shallow mind”.
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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?
facepalm[/quote]
Nobody knows who Tupac is anymore or Wu Tang OR 50 CENT.[/quote]
I have a friend from New Jersey. He knows OF the Wu-Tang Clan, but he couldn’t name a single one of them.[/quote]
Shut up you Ol Dirty Bastard.[/quote]
Remember when Wu Tang was absolutely ridiculous…
to counter all of this, though, you guys are most certainly underestimating the younger generation… if a kid listens to any rap at all, he most certainly knows of Wu Tang and probably a whole plethora of “underground” rappers… thanks to the internet and all
Start a coin collection. Maybe a stamp collection, too.
Always complain about being too cold.
Always go under 5ish under the speed limit.
Bird watching.
Extravagant travel, sans drinking. Preferably with other old people.
Remember < $1.00 gasoline.
“Back in my day all we did were Zercher squats and we never complained about biceps tension.”
[quote]angus_beef wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?
facepalm[/quote]
Nobody knows who Tupac is anymore or Wu Tang OR 50 CENT.[/quote]
I have a friend from New Jersey. He knows OF the Wu-Tang Clan, but he couldn’t name a single one of them.[/quote]
Shut up you Ol Dirty Bastard.[/quote]
Dude, you would be shocked at how many people on here think that that’s me in my avatar. Right now there’s some total dumbfuck over in that dead-end Charlie Sheen thread called Maiden3.16 who is convinced that it’s me in my avatar. Of course, they could be fucking with me making me think that they think that I’m ODB…but maybe I’m letting them think that I think that they think that I’m ODB…
you get your AARP card in the mail yet?
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I love making whoopee and necking[/quote]
Is that the same as ‘going all the way?’
Reefer, grass, smack, junk, greenies, reds, marijuana cigarettes, lsd, high, posted, holding, prophylactics, the hokey pokey, jacking off, stoned, cool-out, say what?, for real, headlights, hooters, jump street, butthole.
Scallywag
Ruffians
My grandmother used to say, “Wether on the battlefield or in the bedroom, never get outflanked.”
She was a real pig, but you’re welcome to use it.