I love making whoopee and necking
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
‘Are you Courting’ <<<LOL
My favourite old person saying however is: ‘Goin steady’ Sounds so darn halcyonic!! A helluva lot better than ‘dating’ or ‘seeing’ etc.
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Engage in “heavy petting”. [/quote]
Another good one. [/quote]
Necking was always fun.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Bluetooth for old people.[/quote]
Dude…I would do shit like that just for the sake of being different.
My guess is, Lenny did too.
The man can afford any phone he wants but he does that? It wasn’t by accident.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Bluetooth for old people.[/quote]
Dude…I would do shit like that just for the sake of being different.
My guess is, Lenny did too.
The man can afford any phone he wants but he does that? It wasn’t by accident.[/quote]
How many cellphones ring like…phones nowadays? It’s a start.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing…riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing…
Ah, good old annoying sound.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Bluetooth for old people.[/quote]
Dude…I would do shit like that just for the sake of being different.
My guess is, Lenny did too.
The man can afford any phone he wants but he does that? It wasn’t by accident.[/quote]
A lot cheaper than bluetooth
THOSE SMART PHONES ARE CRAP…ALL I NEED IS MY JITTERBUG!!!
“Faster than two shakes of a lambs tail” Best old person saying ever.
I found the perfect explanation of this phenomenon for all of you here:
watch this one first haha:
ok last ones lol:
damn old people are funny
My mom to my brother and I: “Keep it up and I’ll clunk your heads together!”
She only really had to do it once… Once.
Another:
I got busted for underage drinking at a bar by this ancient ass old cop, when I showed him my Military ID he asked: “are you on furlough or somethin?”
I vehemently denied because I thought it was a drug, along the lines of the Whacky-Tabaccy
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
When we were growing up, my brother and I would get into trouble for something. My mom would look at us and say “The older you get, the dumber you get!”
We just looked right back at her and smiled.[/quote]
I did the same exact thing when my dad called me a “Son of a bitch”.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
- Be nice, until it’s time to not be nice, and know exactly where that saying came from.
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How do we know when that is?
You won’t. I will let you know.[/quote]
You’re too stupid to have a good time
The more books I buy you the dumber you get.
The whole “walking 10 miles to and from school, uphill both ways, in the snow, in the dark, behind ox-pulled wagon…” thing.
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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?
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Nobody knows who Tupac is anymore or Wu Tang OR 50 CENT.[/quote]
I have a friend from New Jersey. He knows OF the Wu-Tang Clan, but he couldn’t name a single one of them.[/quote]
Shut up you Ol Dirty Bastard.
Talk about how you’ve been surfing the internets and using the Google. Oh wait, that’s not old people…
-Refer to teenagers as whipper snappers
-Use the phrase “young, dumb and full of cum”
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
When we were growing up, my brother and I would get into trouble for something. My mom would look at us and say “The older you get, the dumber you get!”
We just looked right back at her and smiled.[/quote]
I did the same exact thing when my dad called me a “Son of a bitch”.[/quote]
Haha! Yeah, my brother called me a son of a bitch once, and my dad said, “You go apologize to your mother”! We didn’t get it.