Old Lardass

5/23/09 5/3/1 Squat (3), 2d cycle
Box Squat:
5x 135/225
3x 265/300
340x 6

Good Mornings
225x 7
215x 10/10/7

Fatness: 292
Time: 50 minutes
Money set 1-rep equivalent: 407.9 lbs (0.10 lb below best)

Since my knee went lame, I have been dreading squats. Last squat session was short. This time, I used a box to manage my depth, and raised the box about 1 inch above parallel. I needed to use the box, because the Charming Albino made a very sage statement on my log â?? the knee hurts on quad dominant stuff, but the hip dominant stuff doesnâ??t bother it. So I had to sit WAY THE F^%# BACK in order to not engage my quads. This worked very well.

Instead of doing squats for accessories, I switched for good mornings. In order to squat sitting so far back, I need to bring the GMs back into the mix.

I am so happy I feel giddy. I still cant believe I had a decent squat session with my lame knee. Louie Simmons was right.

Now I just need to see if I can deadlift with decent form. And I need to make an appointment with the knee doctor.

Redeem Yourself Harder,
john

well redeemed indeed,

nice big box squats and big goodmornings…
looking good John…

kmc

Thanks, K.

I am currently being visited by the DOMS fairy. My posterior chain is as tender as a good steak. I hate having sore knees, but the silver lining is that I had been neglecting my posterior chain, so by changing my squat workout a little I am once again working the back end like I should. After all my bitching over the past month, I feel like a new man. or something.

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
Thanks, K.

I am currently being visited by the DOMS fairy. My posterior chain is as tender as a good steak. I hate having sore knees, but the silver lining is that I had been neglecting my posterior chain, so by changing my squat workout a little I am once again working the back end like I should. After all my bitching over the past month, I feel like a new man. or something.[/quote]

Does this mean your ass is sore instead of your knees? Just catching up on everyone here.

[quote]hel320 wrote:

Does this mean your ass is sore instead of your knees? Just catching up on everyone here.[/quote]

Nah, they both hurt. its just that by sitting back harder, my knees don’t hurt bad enough to keep me from squatting.

And no, I didnt miss the entendre regarding knees and ass. I might by kwear…

Way to go John, that was a good squat session indeed!
It sucks being banged up, hope yours is short lived.

5/30/09 5/3/1 Military (1), 2d cycle
military:
5x 45/95/125
3x 145
160x 0/1

Accessory Militaries;
115x 10/10/10/9/8

Pull Downs
180x 10/10/10/10

Reverse flies
25x 10/9
Side Raise
25x 10/10

Fatness: 292
Time: 67 minutes
Money set 1-rep equivalent: 160 lbs (22 lb below best)

Because I was late for work, I supersetted the last 2 sets of pull downs with rev. flies and side raises a1, a2, a3. brutal work, but felt good.

For some oddball reason, my 1RM equiv on military press keeps going down, even though the accessory militaries is improving. I think this proves Jim right about a comment he made on how important the accessory work is to improving strength. Ill carry on with the program with faith in the idea that my military press will take a big jump at some point. Right now, pressing 225 is my goal. As I have whined before, my shoulders have never been all that strong, and military press has always been my weakest lift. I attribute this to the myths about exercises with weight over the head being bad for the back.

I havent been sleeping well, so that might be hurting my recovery. I had a deadline to hit on Friday (hit it so hard that whoever pulls me out gets to be the next king of England), and sleep was sacrificed a couple times last week. On the other hand, maybe Im just a weak little pansy ass.

The DOMS fairy has taken up residence in my Hammz n Cheez. I will try to chase her out later this morning with some light good mornings for high reps.

I got all likkered up last night, much to the chagrin of my darling bride. A friend had us over for dinner, and he had brought lots of yummy booze home from his trip to England. After several PBRs, we had Amontillado (made famous in the Edgar Allen Poe story â??The Cask of Amontilladoâ??). Both Victor and I agreed that it tasted not very good at all. He also brought several tasters of Scotch. A taster set of vintages from both Glenlivet and Speyside, and a half bottle of Glen Morangie (which we punished mercilessly). We decided on the Glen M due to its appearance in the first Highlander movie. We decided to spare the Speyside and Glenlivet, as these should be enjoyed at the beginning of the festivities, not the end. I would expect some agreement here from the Elder Meathead Brethren.

My sweet wife does not approve of my love for whiskeys, so I was scolded roundly on the drive home. Victors wife cast disapproving glances at us as well, so I am assuming he got the same treatment. But, he was the host, and how could I refuse such hospitality? In a land swamped with Mormons (nice people, generally, but definitely not drinkers), where else would my friend find someone with whom to share such Highland bounty? Who would I be, therefore, to refuse this hand of friendship? I simply did my dutyâ?¦ And on the side of my friend, with the appearance of his most likely accomplice, how could he fail to bring forth the hidden bounty of Glen and Loch?

It was swell.

Needless to say, I failed to drag my sled this morning, but I made up for it by eating donuts with my protein shake.

All is well.

Enjoy The Fine Things Harder,
john

I hate it when my thread is not on page 1

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
I hate it when my thread is not on page 1[/quote]

I understand.

We are all attention whores here.

tru dat.

Courtesy bump.

[quote]sfp wrote:
Courtesy bump.[/quote]

thanks. between the charming albino calling my out on my weakness and fatness, and my thread always slipping to page 2, my ego is taking a real beating.

6/3/09 5/3/1 Deadlift (1), 2d cycle
5x 135/225/285
3x 320
360x 4

Accessory deadlift supersetted with
225x 8/8/8/8/8
Pull Down Abz
130x 10/10/10/10/10

Shrugs
225x 15/15

Fatness: 290
Time: 72 minutes
Money set 1-rep equivalent: 408 lbs (= to current PR)

Wow, this session was great. It was the first time I was able to get all 5 sets of accessory deadlift. It was also the first time I almost puked. No PRs, but with my knee acting up, I was afraid I wouldnt be able to do anything, so I am blazingly happy. I have been trying to clean up my diet, and it appears to be slowly working. I havenâ??t trained since Saturday, and my weight went down, not up. Happy. Happy.

Train Harder,
john

I’m sorry - I didn’t mean it. Come here and let me give you a big back-thumping non-sexual man-hug.

that doesnt sound like much fun.

As Ive noted before, I outweigh you by 100 pounds, and you deadlift 100 pounds more than I do. That is just not fair. Im a great big fat guy, and I should be stronger. SFP also is deadlifting more than I. Hell, everyone outside the powerful wimmen forum deadlift more than me. actually, over half of the gerlz prolly dead more than me.

it sucks being me.

somebody call the waaaaaahmbulance

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
that doesnt sound like much fun.

As Ive noted before, I outweigh you by 100 pounds, and you deadlift 100 pounds more than I do. That is just not fair. Im a great big fat guy, and I should be stronger. SFP also is deadlifting more than I. Hell, everyone outside the powerful wimmen forum deadlift more than me. actually, over half of the gerlz prolly dead more than me.

it sucks being me.

somebody call the waaaaaahmbulance
[/quote]

It’s leverages. As you lose weight your squat to deadlift ratio may change.

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
sfp wrote:
Courtesy bump.

thanks. between the charming albino calling my out on my weakness and fatness, and my thread always slipping to page 2, my ego is taking a real beating.[/quote]

I hear you. Ever since he got that cool superhero name, and then the slick thread name, he just won’t let up on me either.

[quote]sfp wrote:
mjnewland wrote:
sfp wrote:
Courtesy bump.

thanks. between the charming albino calling my out on my weakness and fatness, and my thread always slipping to page 2, my ego is taking a real beating.

I hear you. Ever since he got that cool superhero name, and then the slick thread name, he just won’t let up on me either.[/quote]

h8rs

Are you pulling sumo?

your box squats always look pretty solid-
and your bench is always pretty solid
so the strength is there-
I am still trying to find the best way for me to pull.

ps you are a good friend to help your buddy out with the whiskeys.

kmc

Stop whinning about getting bumped off 1st page, I got bumped off the forum. Now I have to think of a new title. Maybe a new superhero name would help, too.