Hey Zap, hope you’re feeling better.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I had a girlfriend like you once.[/quote]
I hope that wasn’t the one we were talking about earlier. In that case I would see years of therapy coming up…
Makkun
[quote]TACHICK wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
And they are "Holier than thou, wanna-be christians (You know that f*in type) so you know how insane they are as people. For god’s sake, moomy through a caniption fit on Thanksgiving b/c we took a bottle of wine over for dinner. Hello, remember the verse in the Bible, “God turned the water INTO WINE?” Hippocrits of the first degree.
TACHICK wrote:
OMFG, WHY are you still talking???
Hey, I dont mean to nit-pick… but last time I checked, OMFG stood for “oh my fucking God”… way to take the lords name in vain, ms catholicism herself.
I never claimed to be a die-hard Christian…
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This is the problem I have with even associating myself with religion.
[quote]Alpha F wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
You always know how to kill me with sweetness. However, as a comic geek, I will have to insist our 1st born male child be named “Iron Man”.
Comic geeks make wonderful husbands:
Sense of humor and a rich fantasy life…your wife is a lucky superhero.
P.S. In a phonetic kind of way Princess A’ri’ ana could be translated as I’ron Ana so you got a female version of your choicest name!*
O, never mind me…I’m just making up stuff
: p
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I totally agree with alpha f, the more creative-the more unboring the sex. And, of course, the advantages dont stop there.
about her female name recommendation:
I think its a beautiful name.
Make her throw the shotput while your at it. And the hammer. And everything else.
The best way to do this is to provoke her into being angry.
Slamming doors is good for discus, launching cellphones into orbit is good for javelin, throwing milk cartons is good for shotput, and hammer? Well…throwing you? If she’s Iron Ana she’ll have to learn that last one soon enough, I mean…
[quote]makkun wrote:
Hey Zap, hope you’re feeling better.
Zap Branigan wrote:
I had a girlfriend like you once.
I hope that wasn’t the one we were talking about earlier. In that case I would see years of therapy coming up…
Makkun
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I got a full nights sleep again last night after some OTC sleep aids and seem to be getting my head on straight.
And no, it was not the same girl. But the bondage sex freak did stalk me and follow my old gf. Weird stuff.
TACHICK, you go on and vent here all you went. Hopefully it will help.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
TACHICK wrote:
Yes he is the father of my baby and I DO want what’s best for my baby–so I’ve decided that he will not be in the kid’s life whatsoever except for the monthly child support check he’ll have to write for the next 18 years. I will not subject my child to his new skank whore girlfriend/flavor of the week, his abuse of steroids, and the fact that he is a womanbeater.
This is so fucked up I don’t even know where to begin.
You’re going to take the man’s money, but you don’t think he’s good enough to see the child? Unless he’s abusive toward the child, I don’t think you get to make that call. I hope he gets a good lawyer.
Second, you lose a lot of credibility with this stalker-ish behavior of antman. He’s been a member here for awhile, you show up and start talking about him and badmouthing him… what’s the point? Even if true, it’s kind of scary that you’re trying to smear him on the internet.
I think you have some issues to work out. Please talk to someone. But not over the internet.
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Yeah, there are some issues to work out. I do talk to someone, MY ATTORNEY. And yes, Antman has been on here for a while, but I have lived with him for a while (unlike all of you) and seen firsthand what kind of a man he really is. Oh and btw, he got his “new” so-called g/f knocked up already after 3 weeks of us being split up? How would you rate that for mature behavior?
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I am 40 years old, I am deeply in love with my wife of 10 years and I have 2 kids.
My old girlfriend who I have not seen in 13 years got married two weeks ago and I swear to god that afternoon it felt like someone punched me in the stomach.
I have not had more than 2-3 hours sleep a night since.
I always loved my old girlfriend and I always will. I have had quite a few girlfriends but she is the only one from my past that I think about. For a while I thought we were going to grow old together.
I have tried to keep thoughts of her locked up as tight as possible over all these years. Her getting married was enough to break the lock and now I have all these emotions swirling around.
I had physical pain in my stomach for 2 weeks until Monday when I opened up to one of her bridesmaids who is a mutual friend.
Almost instantly the physical pain went away but I still cannot sleep I can barely eat and I cannot concentrate.
These are not feelings a man my age should have. I should be able to control this like I always have. I don’t know if it is low T levels or what it is fucking me up but I am not right.
Have any of the older guys been through this at my age? I feel like a school boy whose heart has been broken.
And if any T-vixens are reading this perhaps you could give me a womans perspective on this whole thing.
My group of friends got together at a lakehouse this summer like we do every year. My old girlfriend wanted to go. It is my circle of friends. The only one that would be considered her friend is the bridesmaid.
I cannot figure out why she wanted to go there knowing I would be there without my wife.
Did she want to tell me something? Did she want a last fling?
Am I fucking insane from lack of sleep?[/quote]
Zap,
You are a good guy, but I got to say you need to quit being stupid. You are married. Why do you give a shit about a former girlfirend you haven’t seen in years? That’s just dumb. Let me tell you a story.
When I was a Senior in High School I had a pretty serious girlfriend who suddenly dumped me. I was physically sick. I remember one night crying and sobbing, thinking how horrible it was and what did I do…blah, blah, blah…
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks “WTF are you doing crying over a girl?” I remember that thought specifically. I vowed at that moment to NEVER cry or get upset over a woman again.
I’ve been dumped several times since (once by a girl I planned to marry, glad it didn’t work out. She dumped me durring boot camp). Anyway, each time I just said “Oh well” and walked away.
It’s perfectly natural to think about past girlfriends, but you need to get past this and realize you might screw up your marriage. Your wife WILL NOT understand this problem.
[quote]PGJ wrote:
Zap,
You are a good guy, but I got to say you need to quit being stupid. You are married. Why do you give a shit about a former girlfirend you haven’t seen in years? That’s just dumb. Let me tell you a story.
When I was a Senior in High School I had a pretty serious girlfriend who suddenly dumped me. I was physically sick. I remember one night crying and sobbing, thinking how horrible it was and what did I do…blah, blah, blah…
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks “WTF are you doing crying over a girl?” I remember that thought specifically. I vowed at that moment to NEVER cry or get upset over a woman again.
I’ve been dumped several times since (once by a girl I planned to marry, glad it didn’t work out. She dumped me durring boot camp). Anyway, each time I just said “Oh well” and walked away.
It’s perfectly natural to think about past girlfriends, but you need to get past this and realize you might screw up your marriage. Your wife WILL NOT understand this problem.
[/quote]
Good post!
[quote]PGJ wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I am 40 years old, I am deeply in love with my wife of 10 years and I have 2 kids.
My old girlfriend who I have not seen in 13 years got married two weeks ago and I swear to god that afternoon it felt like someone punched me in the stomach.
I have not had more than 2-3 hours sleep a night since.
I always loved my old girlfriend and I always will. I have had quite a few girlfriends but she is the only one from my past that I think about. For a while I thought we were going to grow old together.
I have tried to keep thoughts of her locked up as tight as possible over all these years. Her getting married was enough to break the lock and now I have all these emotions swirling around.
I had physical pain in my stomach for 2 weeks until Monday when I opened up to one of her bridesmaids who is a mutual friend.
Almost instantly the physical pain went away but I still cannot sleep I can barely eat and I cannot concentrate.
These are not feelings a man my age should have. I should be able to control this like I always have. I don’t know if it is low T levels or what it is fucking me up but I am not right.
Have any of the older guys been through this at my age? I feel like a school boy whose heart has been broken.
And if any T-vixens are reading this perhaps you could give me a womans perspective on this whole thing.
My group of friends got together at a lakehouse this summer like we do every year. My old girlfriend wanted to go. It is my circle of friends. The only one that would be considered her friend is the bridesmaid.
I cannot figure out why she wanted to go there knowing I would be there without my wife.
Did she want to tell me something? Did she want a last fling?
Am I fucking insane from lack of sleep?
Zap,
You are a good guy, but I got to say you need to quit being stupid. You are married. Why do you give a shit about a former girlfirend you haven’t seen in years? That’s just dumb. Let me tell you a story.
When I was a Senior in High School I had a pretty serious girlfriend who suddenly dumped me. I was physically sick. I remember one night crying and sobbing, thinking how horrible it was and what did I do…blah, blah, blah…
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks “WTF are you doing crying over a girl?” I remember that thought specifically. I vowed at that moment to NEVER cry or get upset over a woman again.
I’ve been dumped several times since (once by a girl I planned to marry, glad it didn’t work out. She dumped me durring boot camp). Anyway, each time I just said “Oh well” and walked away.
It’s perfectly natural to think about past girlfriends, but you need to get past this and realize you might screw up your marriage. Your wife WILL NOT understand this problem.
[/quote]
You got that right! I will always care deeply for this girl but I am not going to fuck up my life.
After nearly 3 weeks without sleep I was thinking some crazy thoughts!
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
You got that right! I will always care deeply for this girl but I am not going to fuck up my life.
After nearly 3 weeks without sleep I was thinking some crazy thoughts![/quote]
My advice is to totally quit caring for this woman. Just stop it, right now. She hasn’t been part of your life in 13 years. Get over it and realize she is a ghost from the past. Don’t think about her, don’t talk to her friends, don’t even think of contacting her. Cut all ties. You have another woman in your life and 2 kids. Don’t screw up your family over some stupid old girlfriend who probably doesn’t care about you.
I’m serious when I say your wife will not understand or have sympathy and might take your reactions as a sort of infidelity. Man-up and get that girlfriend out of your mind. Your family is the most important thing.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
makkun wrote:
Hey Zap, hope you’re feeling better.
Zap Branigan wrote:
I had a girlfriend like you once.
I hope that wasn’t the one we were talking about earlier. In that case I would see years of therapy coming up…
Makkun
I got a full nights sleep again last night after some OTC sleep aids and seem to be getting my head on straight.
And no, it was not the same girl. But the bondage sex freak did stalk me and follow my old gf. Weird stuff.
TACHICK, you go on and vent here all you went. Hopefully it will help.
[/quote]
Great news that you slept through the night. My son has a sleeping disorder. When he has a hard time sleeping if I give him something and get him to sleep three days in a row, his body adjusts and he starts sleeping again on his own.
[quote]PGJ wrote:
My advice is to totally quit caring for this woman. Just stop it, right now. She hasn’t been part of your life in 13 years. Get over it and realize she is a ghost from the past. Don’t think about her, don’t talk to her friends, don’t even think of contacting her. Cut all ties. You have another woman in your life and 2 kids. Don’t screw up your family over some stupid old girlfriend who probably doesn’t care about you.
I’m serious when I say your wife will not understand or have sympathy and might take your reactions as a sort of infidelity. Man-up and get that girlfriend out of your mind. Your family is the most important thing.
[/quote]
I appreciate the advice but it is not going to happen. Too many mutual friends and too many good memories.
As long as we live 1000 miles apart and I don’t go bat shit crazy I will be alright.
[quote]julia87 wrote:
I totally agree with alpha f, the more creative-the more unboring the sex. [/quote]
<Huffs on knuckles, rubs them against shirt>
True, but even if they did…
[quote]about her female name recommendation:
I think its a beautiful name.
Make her throw the shotput while your at it. [/quote]
Funny, I had already considered that; great minds think alike, I guess.
Technically speaking, though, the term is “putting the shot”. The “shot” being the name of the iron ball, and “putting” the term for throwing. Took me awhile to get used to saying this when I did the event back in high school. Lettered in it, in fact.
[quote]And the hammer. And everything else.
The best way to do this is to provoke her into being angry.
Slamming doors is good for discus, launching cellphones into orbit is good for javelin, throwing milk cartons is good for shotput, and hammer? Well…throwing you? If she’s Iron Ana she’ll have to learn that last one soon enough, I mean…
[/quote]
OK, my solution: From the age of 7 on, I will fly her out to spend her summers with you. Once you have trained her to her highest potential and she goes pro at something, Alpha F will be brought in to manage her career and give her an edgy public image. With you two in her corner, she can’t go wrong.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
OK, my solution: From the age of 7 on, I will fly her out to spend her summers with you. Once you have trained her to her highest potential and she goes pro at something, Alpha F will be brought in to manage her career and give her an edgy public image. With you two in her corner, she can’t go wrong.[/quote]
Absolutely!
Iron Ana aka Princess Platina.
*Platina is the quenn of metals (platinum): It is greater in strength and does not tarnish = She stands uncorrupted!
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Zap, we are not hijacking your thread. This is part of a master plan to bring you some lighthearted entertainment and soothe your heart.
This is why I live in fantasy; it beats reality into submission.
: p
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
julia87 wrote:
I totally agree with alpha f, the more creative-the more unboring the sex.
<Huffs on knuckles, rubs them against shirt>
And, of course, the advantages dont stop there.
True, but even if they did…
about her female name recommendation:
I think its a beautiful name.
Make her throw the shotput while your at it.
Funny, I had already considered that; great minds think alike, I guess.
Technically speaking, though, the term is “putting the shot”. The “shot” being the name of the iron ball, and “putting” the term for throwing. Took me awhile to get used to saying this when I did the event back in high school. Lettered in it, in fact.
And the hammer. And everything else.
The best way to do this is to provoke her into being angry.
Slamming doors is good for discus, launching cellphones into orbit is good for javelin, throwing milk cartons is good for shotput, and hammer?
Well…throwing you? If she’s Iron Ana she’ll have to learn that last one soon enough, I mean…
OK, my solution: From the age of 7 on, I will fly her out to spend her summers with you. Once you have trained her to her highest potential and she goes pro at something, Alpha F will be brought in to manage her career and give her an edgy public image. With you two in her corner, she can’t go wrong.[/quote]
Thank you for the correction, though I must say Im probly never going to correct it because of my loss of short term memory loss. You never told me that you lettered in it! My gawd! We are like cousins now!
Anyways, I think it is a magnificent plan. With Alpha F and me, she would most definitely be the very best of all alpha females…like…Alphalpha female. You cant go wrong with that, unless she becomes like that lady in the last x-men movie. Dont let that happen.
Well, Zap, I think youll do the right thing-and everything will be fine. Maybe join a painting class with her might help, painting helps your brain a lot. I think.
[quote]julia87 wrote:
Thank you for the correction, though I must say Im probly never going to correct it because of my loss of short term memory loss.[/quote]
This is classic. You meant to write this, right?
Weeellll… Just by virtue of being on the track team and being one of two guys that did the event (we both sucked), I got a varsity letter. I never said I was any good at it. The closest thing we came to a victory was rolling the other team’s shot in dried dog poop that was nearby while they were throwing the discus. We got to watch them, one by one, seat that thing under their chin before throwing it. Wheeee! Big fun!
I hope this doesn’t ruin your image of me as a noble young field athlete. Damn, why can’t I seem to bring myself to lie to you?
[quote]julia87 wrote:
…Alphalpha female.
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This is the best!
: p
Julia, I thought I was creative but you win!
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
julia87 wrote:
Thank you for the correction, though I must say Im probly never going to correct it because of my loss of short term memory loss.
This is classic. You meant to write this, right?[/quote]
: p
… I don’t think she did - She’s a natural! [quote]
I hope this doesn’t ruin your image of me as a noble young field athlete. Damn, why can’t I seem to bring myself to lie to you?
[/quote]
Because to lie is not noble.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
julia87 wrote:
Thank you for the correction, though I must say Im probly never going to correct it because of my loss of short term memory loss.
This is classic. You meant to write this, right?
You never told me that you lettered in it! My gawd! We are like cousins now!
Weeellll… Just by virtue of being on the track team and being one of two guys that did the event (we both sucked), I got a varsity letter. I never said I was any good at it. The closest thing we came to a victory was rolling the other team’s shot in dried dog poop that was nearby while they were throwing the discus. We got to watch them, one by one, seat that thing under their chin before throwing it. Wheeee! Big fun!
I hope this doesn’t ruin your image of me as a noble young field athlete. Damn, why can’t I seem to bring myself to lie to you?
[/quote]
Actually, I really didnt mean to write that. I think I was about to put “my loss of memory retention” and ended up adding “memory loss” after the “my loss” because I forget what I was going to write before “a memory loss”
If that makes any sense to you…
Oh so you were one of the guys that wore their dirty tennis shoes to the meets lolol!! Those guys were always really hilarious to watch though!! They’d go and make the ring soo muddy and then a good thrower would go after them and be all huffy/pissed off. Dont worry, Im sure that if you had a better program you wouldve done better.
Your not alone, some people really find it hard to lie to me…I dont know why, but I think its because Im extremely gullible and believe in what they say so much that it makes them feel guilty.
Your wife may be suffering from this too Zap! So take her to cake decorating classes
(you see, if I add that last bit in, nobody can get mad at me for hijacking, pretty clever huh)
[quote]Alpha F wrote:
I hope this doesn’t ruin your image of me as a noble young field athlete. Damn, why can’t I seem to bring myself to lie to you?
Because to lie is not noble.
[/quote]
Yup, its not. Alpha F, we agree on a lot of things it seems. Im glad your my friend
In addition, I need Zap to be my friend too.
[quote]julia87 wrote:
Im extremely gullible and believe in what they say
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Hmm.
~licks chops~
I hope I don’t loose that little tidbit to short term memory loss.