FAT GERM!
Haha, that’s funny, but what ISN’T funny is that banner saying Paris Hilton has an IQ of 120 lawl.
Does the virus also cause laziness and cravings for trans fat and refined carbs?
I caught the virus and immediately ate 12 big macs, super sized, with fries.
To counteract the virus I did have a diet coke. And only 3 apple pies.
Fat people need to be immediately quarantined!
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I always thought that fat cells didn’t multiply. How would the virus even inject the DNA into the fat cell? It wouldn’t be able to travel through all the fat.
This was the most ridiculous cop-out I have seen recently. The last one was that is “OK” to be fat…
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
I always thought that fat cells didn’t multiply. How would the virus even inject the DNA into the fat cell? It wouldn’t be able to travel through all the fat.[/quote]
My understanding is that fat cells do multiply once you get really fat. I’m not sure about how fat you need to get, but they can multiply.
[quote]Christine wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
I always thought that fat cells didn’t multiply. How would the virus even inject the DNA into the fat cell? It wouldn’t be able to travel through all the fat.
My understanding is that fat cells do multiply once you get really fat. I’m not sure about how fat you need to get, but they can multiply.
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I’m pretty sure that’s when you get really, really fat. Too fat for the people supposedly affected by this “virus”.
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Christine wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
I always thought that fat cells didn’t multiply. How would the virus even inject the DNA into the fat cell? It wouldn’t be able to travel through all the fat.
My understanding is that fat cells do multiply once you get really fat. I’m not sure about how fat you need to get, but they can multiply.
I’m pretty sure that’s when you get really, really fat. Too fat for the people supposedly affected by this “virus”.[/quote]
I checked, and usually, the fat cells just grow larger, but when someone becomes obese, then the fat cells multiply and grow larger.
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
Christine wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
I always thought that fat cells didn’t multiply. How would the virus even inject the DNA into the fat cell? It wouldn’t be able to travel through all the fat.
My understanding is that fat cells do multiply once you get really fat. I’m not sure about how fat you need to get, but they can multiply.
I’m pretty sure that’s when you get really, really fat. Too fat for the people supposedly affected by this “virus”.
I checked, and usually, the fat cells just grow larger, but when someone becomes obese, then the fat cells multiply and grow larger.[/quote]
Well there you go… the virus causes the cells to multiply… it’s not their fault.
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I love how with fat people, its never their fault that they are fat. I bet the scientist are fat.
And yea, the funniest part is how Paris Hilton suposedly has an IQ of 120…WTF?
Who cares if it IS a virus - the cure is always diet and exercise. If it is a virus then staying fat is lack of character.
Paris prob. has an IQ of 120. … which is very low. And sadly, around average.
[quote]Christine wrote:
Fat people need to be immediately quarantined![/quote]
This to me is the most hilarious implication. We now need segregate based on obesity, so that the rest of the population doesn’t get the fat virus! No way I’m drinking from a “fat people” fountain!
It’s all quite ridiculous/hilarious.
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Who cares if it IS a virus - the cure is always diet and exercise. If it is a virus then staying fat is lack of character.
Paris prob. has an IQ of 120. … which is very low. And sadly, around average.[/quote]
Q Range Classification
70-80 Borderline deficiency
50-69 Moron
20-49 Imbecile
below 20 Idiot
http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx
Actually, 120 would be pretty good.
I would have guessed she was somewhere between imbecile and idiot.
[quote]oneforship wrote:
Christine wrote:
Fat people need to be immediately quarantined!
This to me is the most hilarious implication. We now need segregate based on obesity, so that the rest of the population doesn’t get the fat virus! No way I’m drinking from a “fat people” fountain!
It’s all quite ridiculous/hilarious.[/quote]
It was a joke.
Of course it would be impossible to find an island to accommodate them all without sinking.
[quote]Christine wrote:
oneforship wrote:
Christine wrote:
Fat people need to be immediately quarantined!
This to me is the most hilarious implication. We now need segregate based on obesity, so that the rest of the population doesn’t get the fat virus! No way I’m drinking from a “fat people” fountain!
It’s all quite ridiculous/hilarious.
It was a joke.
Of course it would be impossible to find an island to accommodate them all without sinking.[/quote]
“Boss! Dee plane! Dee plane! – Dee plane bagels are no good, load my with Cream Cheese!”
"Smiles everyone! Smiles! Welcome to FatAssy Island!
I once saw a banner that had the same person’s IQ listed twice, and each number was different (by 30 points). So Paris definitely does NOT have a 120 IQ.
And fat people need more willpower. And facemasks.
[quote]Christine wrote:
oneforship wrote:
Christine wrote:
Fat people need to be immediately quarantined!
This to me is the most hilarious implication. We now need segregate based on obesity, so that the rest of the population doesn’t get the fat virus! No way I’m drinking from a “fat people” fountain!
It’s all quite ridiculous/hilarious.
It was a joke.
Of course it would be impossible to find an island to accommodate them all without sinking.[/quote]
They already tried that - it’s called Atlantis.