Who Wants To Lose Faith In Humanity

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3932

Wow… Just…wow…

I wonder what they’ll have to say if T-Nation is ever a part of this?

Nice quotes from there:

“Every day is a rainy day because God is crying.”

No shit, I wonder why…

"I think if you got really, really enormously fat - like 850 pounds - and you tried to stand up really fast, that maybe you could make your skeleton burst out of the top of your body. "

Those avatar’s and pictures make me want to throw up…

~V

Damn,now you know why I’ve already lost my faith in humanity a long time ago.

What one of 'em said about Texas is true. Texans are some of the kindest, most polite people I’ve ever met. I’ve never had a bad experience while visiting relatives there.

If only more people in the world could be like Texans.

HH

I pretty much already have. Don’t need to read the link…

Oh man I went to the link, couldn’t resist. What the fuck? She’s saying how she’s bummed because her bikini dosen’t fit. Oh man… Correct me if I’m wrong but is Texas not a place where many people are very fat? I once heard Houston is the fattest place in America.

So of course you’d seem to be less of a freak over there because it’s more of the norm. Now I’m not putting down Texans. For one I don’t want to be tracked down and killed… Second I’d love to go there someday, I’ve always heard good things about southern folks. They seem so friendly and I always wanted to to check out metroflex gym where the big man trains.

Fuck is he ever looking huge in the recent pics. Unbelievalbe he is.

[quote]Tin Can wrote:
Oh man I went to the link, couldn’t resist. What the fuck? She’s saying how she’s bummed because her bikini dosen’t fit. Oh man… Correct me if I’m wrong but is Texas not a place where many people are very fat? I once heard Houston is the fattest place in America.

So of course you’d seem to be less of a freak over there because it’s more of the norm. Now I’m not putting down Texans. For one I don’t want to be tracked down and killed… Second I’d love to go there someday, I’ve always heard good things about southern folks. They seem so friendly and I always wanted to to check out metroflex gym where the big man trains.

Fuck is he ever looking huge in the recent pics. Unbelievalbe he is.[/quote]

I wouldn’t put too much stock in “Fattest City” stats. Houston has its share of porkers, but many of those people are just “big”. There are several competitive bodybuilders who either live there now or have in the past. I have also seen some of the lagest numbers of well above average in shape people in gyms there (as in several people who look like they could compete).

It is nothing like Miami as far as being filled with fitness fanatics, but it has a few.

Either way, that link just made me lose my appetite…and that takes skill.

A few quotes from the site
Number 1

Number 2

[quote]I was thinking about this. I think it’s cool if it’s a fetish, something people like to practice on occassion

If someone says, “The thought of you getting fatter is so damned hot and it would totally get my rocks off if we went to Krispy Kreme and came home and I got to watch you eat a dozen doughnuts naked once in awhile,” I might think it’s a little odd, but what the hell? I’m a giver when it comes to me eating naked.[/quote]

Number 3

Number 4

[quote]Yum, I love stretch marks. I carry them as an indicator of my fat! They are a serious “turn on” to me. Detailed fat is beautiful in my opinion.
Gosh, I am so naughty![/quote]

I’m going to go do some cardio now.

Looking at that site, I honestly had no idea that some of the hugely obese people walking around get off on it like a fetish. That would explain a lot though…like those people who become immobilized at home yet have someone continue to feed them. They actually have terms for all of this.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Either way, that link just made me lose my appetite…and that takes skill.[/quote]

Hahahah… I didnt even read this link, but the pickle phobia didnt even do that to you?

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
What one of 'em said about Texas is true. Texans are some of the kindest, most polite people I’ve ever met. I’ve never had a bad experience while visiting relatives there.

If only more people in the world could be like Texans.

HH[/quote]

Ha, there are douchebags in Texas too. When I was in Houston last December, some jackass in a minivan nearly clipped me then flipped me the bird when I honked at him. I was in the right lane and going the same speed as the rest of traffic, mind you.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Either way, that link just made me lose my appetite…and that takes skill.

Hahahah… I didnt even read this link, but the pickle phobia didnt even do that to you?[/quote]

That wasn’t this gross nor idiotic. The pickle thing was just dumb with some really really dumb girl.

This shows posts from a forum who get turned on by rolls and crap.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
A few quotes from the site
Number 1
I fantasize about a woman who loves being big and soft and becomes aroused by the process of indulgence in food and the fact that eating so much will make her fatter. Do women like this exist and talk about their naughty gluttony?

Number 2
I was thinking about this. I think it’s cool if it’s a fetish, something people like to practice on occassion

If someone says, “The thought of you getting fatter is so damned hot and it would totally get my rocks off if we went to Krispy Kreme and came home and I got to watch you eat a dozen doughnuts naked once in awhile,” I might think it’s a little odd, but what the hell? I’m a giver when it comes to me eating naked.

Number 3
One of the guys here had one, and he writes as a woman. It’s sort of half eating, half farting, so I don’t know if it’s your thing. Don’t recall the link, sorry.

Number 4
Yum, I love stretch marks. I carry them as an indicator of my fat! They are a serious “turn on” to me. Detailed fat is beautiful in my opinion.
Gosh, I am so naughty!

I’m going to go do some cardio now.
[/quote]
Thank you very much for providing enough information to motivate me to not click on the link.

of all the delusional bollocks ive ever read ever…this takes the cake, the biscuit, the doughnut and the bucket of chicken

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Looking at that site, I honestly had no idea that some of the hugely obese people walking around get off on it like a fetish. That would explain a lot though…like those people who become immobilized at home yet have someone continue to feed them. They actually have terms for all of this.[/quote]

They do - it is weird - frikking weird. Skinny guys and hugely obese women … I’ve seen it … it ain’t pretty.

And feeders … egads …

People are crazy

Yeah, if you look in the archives of the Weekend Web, sometimes stuff gets really crazy and make you think, “Jesus, science can learn a lot from this kind of stupid”

[quote]Wayland wrote:
of all the delusional bollocks ive ever read ever…this takes the cake, the biscuit, the doughnut and the bucket of chicken

[/quote]

… and eats them all in one sitting, slathered in Crisco.

I’d hit them. With a sledgehammer.

only in America!