She was at some point. Not sure if she still is. Sadly, she can make $500k a year by winning CrossFit events. That’s become her main focus.
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Whaaaaat!? Is that really what these fools make? Or is it more so the promoting and limelight they get on social media making that money?
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So basically, she joins olympic teams for fun…
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Winner of the Games got $300k last year. They also get extra money for winning an event at the Games. I assume that there are prizes at the other CF events that occur throughout the year. She got $342k from the Games alone.
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Is CrossFit a tested sport?
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They claim they are. They just make one person not very likeable fall sometimes to pretend they are clean and are against it, but they are testing like the NFL
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To be fair, it’s like bodybuilding, if you win, you get paid. If you don’t routinely finish on top, you need to find another way to make money.
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I still think @T3hPwnisher could be a CrossFit legend.
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I’m inclined to agree, but idk if he’s a fan of kipping pullups, or worse, kipping HSPU
That MF machine doesn’t need to cheat the reps. He’d destroy those wailing willies while pumping out strict reps. He’d probably voluntarily SS things in just because he felt like what was already there wasn’t enough. They would be timed doing hand stand walks, he would simply grip the earth and turn it around, being timed for OHP carries. As the other competitors taped their whole bodies in fear of injury, he would use the tape to actually hold him back as to not damage the equipment. He would finish the event so soon that he would not only be a competitor, but he would be a commentator as well.
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do you reckon he’d need straps for that 
Highly unlikely. The earth is well below his deep water TM.
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I appreciate the sentiment. Too much skill component with the gymnastics stuff. I was originally going to go that route, but with my buggy shoulder strongman was the better fit.
Got no issue with them.
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Performance-enhancing vrugs?
Performance enhancing vegetables
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Ah. I assume you get that look by stuffing them down your bicycle shorts?
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How did you know? 
You guys dipping into the parsnips?
I thought this was a friendly competition.
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I’ve gotten weaker and not lost any weight. Y’all are not ready for the next 3 months!
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