http://www.fathead-movie.com/index.php/no-bologna-facts/
here are some that i’m sure we’ve all heard opposites of.
“You dont need all those supplements you take, you eat a good diet.”
All those supplements = 1x multivit, 500mg TR vit C, 5x fish oil and Whey Protein!
[quote]dianab wrote:
The vegetarian myth. I just spent 3 days with a girl of 23 years old, vegetarian, weighs about 75lbs, looks like her neck is about to snap from the weight of her head. She’s getting married in 2 weeks, and told everyone this morning that she would have to starve herself for the next 2 weeks to gt into her dress, which must have come from the toddlers section.
I seriously wanted to force feed her a steak.[/quote]
It would have been faster and probably more satisfying to snap her neck. I’ll take the steak. Thanks 
[quote]dianab wrote:
The vegetarian myth. I just spent 3 days with a girl of 23 years old, vegetarian, weighs about 75lbs, looks like her neck is about to snap from the weight of her head. She’s getting married in 2 weeks, and told everyone this morning that she would have to starve herself for the next 2 weeks to gt into her dress, which must have come from the toddlers section.
I seriously wanted to force feed her a steak.[/quote]
She sounds anorexic as well as vegetarian. In my experience most vegetarians are a bit on the heavy side. Not usually outright obese, but plump and soft - no doubt from too much starch and not enough protein.
Nice thing about a wedding dress from the toddlers section is it probably has a cute teddy bear pattern. And maybe the groom will wear Bob the Builder underoos LOL
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
[quote]dianab wrote:
The vegetarian myth. I just spent 3 days with a girl of 23 years old, vegetarian, weighs about 75lbs, looks like her neck is about to snap from the weight of her head. She’s getting married in 2 weeks, and told everyone this morning that she would have to starve herself for the next 2 weeks to gt into her dress, which must have come from the toddlers section.
I seriously wanted to force feed her a steak.[/quote]
It would have been faster and probably more satisfying to snap her neck. I’ll take the steak. Thanks :)[/quote]
Awesome!
I don’t take suppliments like protein powder
Protein powder isn’t a damn suppliment, it’s food!
doing protein powder is almost like taking steroids oh and it gives you cancer
[quote]ramrod63 wrote:
doing protein powder is almost like taking steroids oh and it gives you cancer[/quote]
I get this one a lot.
I had a vegetarian coworker that asked if my powder was for big muscles. I told her what it was, just protein from whey. She still didn’t get it. If anyone should know about protein and where it comes from and what it does it should be a vegetarian!
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
I didn’t listen of coarse.[/quote]
Must have been rough.[/quote]
That was funny dude.[/quote]
Must have went over my head, but I have failed to see what’s so funny. Please explain. [/quote]
http://www.beedictionary.com/common-errors/coarse_vs_course[/quote]
Aaahhh. Gotcha. I allmost spel wurse then my dadd, not quiet.[/quote]
Fixed that for ya.[/quote]
What’s the phobia for spelling incorrectly? Thanks to a select few I have a complex now 
-Organic Food
-Lifting weights will stunt your growth
-the Taco Bell Diet
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dnlcdstn wrote:
I didn’t listen of coarse.[/quote]
Must have been rough.[/quote]
That was funny dude.[/quote]
Must have went over my head, but I have failed to see what’s so funny. Please explain. [/quote]
http://www.beedictionary.com/common-errors/coarse_vs_course[/quote]
Aaahhh. Gotcha. I allmost spel wurse then my dadd, not quiet.[/quote]
Fixed that for ya.[/quote]
What’s the phobia for spelling incorrectly? Thanks to a select few I have a complex now :p[/quote]
Ortographobia
This thread is fucking WIN:
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Protein shakes will do/have any of the following:
A: Fry your Kidneys
B: Have/Are Steroids
C: Give you Cancer
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Only eat 3 times per day.
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Creatine will give you:
A: Kidney Stones
B: Cancer
C: Watery Muscle(Any water gain is only ATP by products)
D: Roid Rage
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High Carbs, Low Protein(Meaning around 60g of protein per day)
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Too many vegetables are bad for digestion, just take a fiber supplement(never followed this one)
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Vegan/Vegetarian/Greenpeace shite. For every animal you dont eat, I eat 5
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Organic = better nutrition. Seriously, fuck off with this organic bullshit already, give me the beef that was fed Trenbolone please.
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Red meat = bad
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Get fast carbs in every meal
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All fat = bad
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Only natural peanut butter is good for you.
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Anything about Chinese medecine
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Don’t eat anything until an hour after your cardio because it burns more fat
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Do cardio on an empty stomach.
must be a thread killer
- Organic = better nutrition. Seriously, fuck off with this organic bullshit already, give me the beef that was fed Trenbolone please.
Awesome!!
More vegan BS that I’m surprised hasn’t been mentioned:
ALL meat is carcinogenic. John Wayne was sited as proof.
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
More vegan BS that I’m surprised hasn’t been mentioned:
ALL meat is carcinogenic. John Wayne was sited as proof.[/quote]
And they keep pushing “saving the planet”. THEN STOP EATING ALL THE FUCKING PLANTS!
justbecause.
[quote]ramrod63 wrote:
doing protein powder is almost like taking steroids oh and it gives you cancer[/quote]
Protein powder is a gateway drug that will lead to Creatine use!
[quote]Boffin wrote:
[quote]ramrod63 wrote:
doing protein powder is almost like taking steroids oh and it gives you cancer[/quote]
Protein powder is a gateway drug that will lead to Creatine use![/quote]
OMFG!, i hear this so many times.
my high school football coach suspended our QB for taking creatine.
he’s now checking our lockers for any protein powders or creatine.
a letter was also sent home about it and my parents freaked!