Nutritional Lies!

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The worst advice I got was the food pyramid.

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  1. saturated fat =BAD
  2. whole grains = GOOD
  3. SUBWAY is better than other fast food
  4. people want to actually look like JARED from SUBWAY
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[quote]Sturat wrote:
I don’t take suppliments like protein powder

Protein powder isn’t a damn suppliment, it’s food! [/quote]

yeah I view it as a food too. I see it as somewhat another kind of milk powder since whey also comes from milk (cream, caesin, whey).

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[quote]sevenmoist wrote:
7. Organic = better nutrition. Seriously, fuck off with this organic bullshit already, give me the beef that was fed Trenbolone please.

Awesome!![/quote]

I remember that Portuguese shotputter several years back who claimed his positive piss test was due to eating pork from a pig who had received Deca-Durabolin. All I could think was “where’s MY frigging deca-bacon?!”.

I think they should inject all livestock with Andreas Muntzer-esque cycles of steroids and various other growth-promoting goodies. That way, we’re not cheating…it’s “Mr. Oinky” the pig who’s at fault!

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Hell man, i want Greg Valentino to determine the amount of roids the pigs get, i bet i’d be a lot bigger eatin that shit.

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[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Hell man, i want Greg Valentino to determine the amount of roids the pigs get, i bet i’d be a lot bigger eatin that shit. [/quote]

it’d probably taste oily.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]sevenmoist wrote:
7. Organic = better nutrition. Seriously, fuck off with this organic bullshit already, give me the beef that was fed Trenbolone please.

Awesome!![/quote]

I remember that Portuguese shotputter several years back who claimed his positive piss test was due to eating pork from a pig who had received Deca-Durabolin. All I could think was “where’s MY frigging deca-bacon?!”.

I think they should inject all livestock with Andreas Muntzer-esque cycles of steroids and various other growth-promoting goodies. That way, we’re not cheating…it’s “Mr. Oinky” the pig who’s at fault! [/quote]

Get me some frigging deca-bacon!! LOL

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Carbs are bad for you

Protein is bad for you

Fats are bad for you

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since this thread was just bumped i might as well put another one.

i heard this one yesterday from my mom whose a vegetarian:

homo sapiens were not designed to eat meat!

just think about that deeply…

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[quote]deadliftgoal500 wrote:
since this thread was just bumped i might as well put another one.

i heard this one yesterday from my mom whose a vegetarian:

homo sapiens were not designed to eat meat!

just think about that deeply…

[/quote]

I guess that’s why our eyes are on the sides of our head and our teeth are flat like the rest of the herbivores on the planet. Oh wait…

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[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
This thread is fucking WIN:

  1. Protein shakes will do/have any of the following:

    B: Have/Are Steroids

  2. Creatine will give you:

    C: Watery Muscle(Any water gain is only ATP by products)

[/quote]

I don’t know about any protein powder that you can buy at the moment, but 3 years ago was a report about how many supplements are actually “enhanced” illegally.
I would not be surprised if that would exist.

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deca-bacon

deca-bacon

deca-bacon

bring me some DECA-BACON!!!

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[quote]deadliftgoal500 wrote:

i heard this one yesterday from my mom whose a vegetarian:

homo sapiens were not designed to eat meat!

[/quote]

Right, that’s why vegans who don’t supplement with B-12 will fucking die. It kills me that people will claim we were meant to be vegetarian when a strict vegetarian diet KILLS PEOPLE.

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I was just reminded of this little nugget of wisdom from Beavis and Butthead.

Butthead: If meat is bad for you, then why is it, like, a food?

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[quote]spongechris wrote:

[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
This thread is fucking WIN:

  1. Protein shakes will do/have any of the following:

    B: Have/Are Steroids

  2. Creatine will give you:

    C: Watery Muscle(Any water gain is only ATP by products)

[/quote]

I don’t know about any protein powder that you can buy at the moment, but 3 years ago was a report about how many supplements are actually “enhanced” illegally.
I would not be surprised if that would exist.[/quote]

But that doesn’t mean they ALL are.