[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Tell her you aren’t attracted to her and if it wasn’t for the Cialis you took the night you fucked her she never would have gotten laid.
Shit, if she’s so ugly you won’t fuck her or she’s so boring that she isn’t worth the effort you’re probably not the only one who feels/has felt this way about her, and you probably won’t be the last.
Offer her some pointers for the future and be on your way. She’s most likely going to have to get used to this sort of thing and at least you can take some sort of moral high road by telling yourself that at least you’re being honest.
Shit, if you were even a halfway compassionate human being you would aggressively reject her and point out every single thing she does that turns you off so that she can begin to become a better person/fuck.
You could be the one who dramatically changes her life for the better and if you cared at all about humanity you’d tell her to practice her fucking kegels and to chew with her goddamned mouth closed when you finally cave in to her demands and take her out to dinner in a public place after she’s been harassing you to buy a bunch of shit for her and maybe you’d even have the heart to tell her to get a motherfucking job instead of always hitting you up for some cash so she can get some Plan B pills because she needs to understand that if she is going to just lie there like a dead fucking gypsy while you fuck her then you are definitely going to blow a load in her to get some sort of cheap thrill out of the whole thing and if she doesn’t like it the least she could do is lick her own nipples or fondle your balls or do SOMETHING while you’re fucking her other than just lie there and balance her checkbook even though she doesn’t have more than 60 dollars in her account, which you should remind her is still enough to buy some Plan B again and still have enough left over for a fucking $5 burrito at the taco truck on the corner instead of demanding that you take her to goddamned Outback so she can order one of everything off the left side of the menu, which she never finishes anyways and then when you get a box for it and then fuck her again that night you don’t have to listen to her complain about how there’s never any food in your refrigerator because guess what bitch, you’ve got the whole fucking meal she ordered and just stared at while waiting for the last third of the Xanax bar you sold her to kick in, which is probably how this whole relationship started.
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
So much to work with here, nice.
I’m tempted to say that I’ll only come over if we can watch the entire twilight series, that’ll work, everyone in the UK hates twilight… /sad[/quote]
Whatever you do, do not agree to meet at her place. Or your place, for that matter. If you make it seem like there is a possibility that the two of you will have sex again, it will hurt worse for her when she finds out that no, you do not want the v. Truth is, you’re going to hurt her feelings. If there was something about her that turned you off that she can easily change, then feel free to tell her what it was. Don’t tell her if it’s something that she’s already aware of and that is close to impossible to fix. This includes things like being severely overweight or having terrible skin to the point where proactive can’t even help. The kinds of things you can tell her is flaws in her personality, general hygiene issues, and other quirks. Trust me, she’ll want to know /why/ you don’t want to have sex with her again. If she knows what it is and she can do something about it, she’ll feel like an awesome person and move on to other people. I’ve been in her position before, and it sucks. But I changed because of it and I’m very glad I did.
Tell her that you’d like to, but you just got out of a really intense relationship and you’re just not a good person to be around right now. The other night was great, but it just complicated things and you want to have some time to get your head together again.