Made a Stupid Comment that Made a Woman Hate Me

I was involved with a female co-worker for a little over a month. She initiated everything, but I had been crushing on her for months prior to that. She was the first person I’ve ever dated. Because of my inexperience, I made constant mistakes in dealing with her, including being timid to the point of acting disinterested. I often acted like I just wanted to be friends and made her do most of the flirting. I really liked her, but I don’t know whether she knew how I felt because I worked hard to conceal it. She’s wicked smart, so she may have still picked up on it.

Our workplace closed last month, and most workers there including me were laid off, but she was transferred to the company’s other site because she was a top performer. Seven weeks ago, while we were still seeing each other, I asked her to pull strings at the new site to get me hired there. The only reason I wanted to go there was that she was going. She agreed to do so. We never spoke of the matter again.

The following week, she suddenly went cold and started pulled away. Being a timid little bitch, I tried to play it off like it didn’t bother me and I just wanted to be friends all along. The next thing I knew I was thoroughly friendzoned. A few weeks later, she gossiped to our group of co-workers that she was having sex with someone else. I don’t know whether she thought I wouldn’t care or didn’t care how it made me feel, but it was the most excruciating pain I ever felt.

At that point I stopped communicating with her and pretty much distanced myself from her as much as possible. I asked her to remove me from our group text and stopped sending my usual nice guy texts asking her how her day was a blah blah blah. One painful morning I knee-jerked into unfriending her on Facebook, then regretted it since it’s my last connection to her, and sent her a friend request with an apology, which she accepted. The next day she invited me to drive with her to visit a mutual friend in the hospital; I sucked it up but it was torture and I was very distant the whole time.

The day after the hospital, she called me and told me she could get me a job at the new site where she works (normally laid off employees have to wait at least six month before they can re apply, but she got approval from the GM to get me around this restriction). I replied that I already had another job offer and that “I’d rather smash my nuts with a hammer for 40 hours a week than work there again.” I didn’t really mean it, and was just being a smartass, but that comment set her off and caused her to rescind the offer and tell me I shouldn’t come in to interview.

I feel really, really, shitty about this. I did it because I was in emotional pain over her rejection of me and channeled that pain into a stupid ass snarky comment that she took as me spitting in her face. I texted her an apology a few days ago and she didn’t reply. I get it. She did this for me as a friend even though I’ve pretty much stopped being one. It just hurts so fucking bad that I love this person and she’s not even cool with me anymore.

Here is my dilemma. Even though her fling with the other dude is now over, I wouldn’t even think about trying to interest her in going out again at this time because I already know the answer. I also don’t want to be friends because despite the differences between us that make us incompatible, I’m still too fucking attracted to her and in my mind she is still firmly classified as a love interest. I wonder if maybe one day I can get over my attraction to her and accept her as a friend. She’s really good to her friends, and was to me when I acted like one. Maybe if I tried to be a friend and accept the pain I would eventually get numb to it?

If I don’t do something I’m going to lose her from my life altogether forever. Maybe that’s what some people would argue needs to happen and therefore I shouldn’t try to obtain her forgiveness. Right now all I want is for her to tell me she accepts my apology and that we’re fine, and then I can somehow move on with trying to move on. Should I try to call her in a few days and talk to her directly? Should I tell her that the reason I acted that way is that I have feelings for her and don’t want to be her friend? Maybe just wait a few weeks/months and then call to catch up and act like it’s no big deal?

As you can see I’m going nuts. I just want the pain of this to go the fuck away bro.

Help.

Tl;dr: I done fucked up on every possible level with this one. how do I still get her to have sex with me?

Time to move on my friend. Chalk this one up to experience and improve for next time.

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How old are you?

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I’m going through something fairly similar right now. The roles are reversed however, with me being in her shoes and my girl being in yours, so I can tell you what I would want to hear.

Basically you just need to admit that you fucked up horribly. Apologize profusely and do something nice (not sexual) to show her that you mean it, and then stick to it. At this point, the only thing that the girl who’s been putting me through the emotional gauntlet could do is apologize, make me a priority, and be consistent. The wild curveballs like unfriending/unfollowing and spazzing out about random shit in never helps.

Continue to make her a priority. Don’t try to sweep the past under the rug; that’s how it comes back and destroys your relationship in the future. Talk it out to the point of boredom and annoyance to make sure you’re both on the same page. And lastly, pray that you get another chance with this girl. Everyone has a breaking point, a finite amount of shit they’re willing to put up with before they cut someone off. Good luck

Quick edit after rereading:

If that’s all you’re concerned with, just be careful. Shit could get uglier if you win her back and then hump n dump. But again, good luck bro

I’d rather not say.

This isn’t the answer to the question you asked, but I think this is a better answer.

You’re not obligated to be her friend. You can still be civil and polite without being her friend. You have a right to your own boundaries.

I think at this point it’s just best to count your losses and move on. Just do your best to learn and keep the lessons from this experience while letting go of and working through the negative feelings from it.

It’ll be a lot easier to move on if you work on becoming a person you yourself love and respect. If you don’t love and respect yourself, it’s really hard to ask and expect other people to.

This could be done through self improvement like taking up a hobby. This is primarily a lifting site so hitting up the gym and eating/sleeping healthier could definitely be that thing. If you like training with a group, find a crossfit box. You might even meet someone special there.

This will also give you the confidence to open up your options. It’s especially important to keep your options open when you’re a guy.

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After all of that bullshit about your feelings,

This is your summarization? Sounds like you fucked her around til she went elsewhere just to make you jealous, and when you showed that you were still interested she invited you along as emotional support on a personal matter, and you responded by shitting on her efforts to get your unemployed ass a job.
Suffice it to say that out of all the emotionally unavailable dicks I’ve known (with a prior version of me being one of them), you are the worst at using it to your advantage.

Hey, there’s a thread in this very forum inquiring as to how to get women to leave you alone. Maybe you could go in there and drop some pickup lines for the OP to help him out.

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From your previous post a couple weeks ago:

From this one:

So what’s your deal?

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Is it still cool to say OHHHH SNAP?!

Fuck it, I’m going for it.

OHHHHH SNAP!!!

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So was this actually a sexual relationship at one point?

Nope. -Going to new workplace with her would be a receipe for disaster so dodged a major bullet on that one.

  1. You are playing way to many internal head games. If you like being around someone then just enjoy it. Be in the moment. ‘Be a simple kind of man’ and all that.

  2. See quote below. I could have pulled any of 5 comments out of the train wreck above. The way you talk about yourself shows me that you hate yourself. If you don’t like you, why would anyone else? This is coming from the king of self loathing btw.

You have some serious healing to do on your mindset before you before you try to make friends or find a SO. I’d recommend starting with “you’re a bad ass” as it’s the least wuwu of any self help book I’ve read. Your internal dialogue makes a huge difference in how every facet of your life works. Fix it, now.

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troll

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Stop playing games and just be open and honest with her. Explain it all to her, not us, we can try and help but you already know you have to help yourself, take a chance, who cares if you’re nervous about it.

No, this would leave you unable to move on. What I would do is see other people, try to meet other women and go on dates. You don’t have to fuck anyone else but just open yourself up to the thought of her not being the only one.

I dunno if this was meant to be funny, but it made me laugh out loud in my office.

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Me too. That final sentence totally redeemed him for all the crying in the post up until that point.

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It was also the most honest sentence of the entire post.

OP should watch Hitch and 40-Year-Old Virgin on repeat until he gets it.

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Hey guys thanks to all for the replies. I have a question: do you think she knows the reason I acted like I did last week? Did my behavior (unfriending and re-adding her on FB with no explanation, reacting like a dick when she got me a job) betray my feelings for her?

No, but it did show her that you’re essentially a 35 year old man with the maturity level of a 13 year old child.

So yeah she’s probably never going to have sex with you ever again.

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I basically agree with Yogi, but there’s one way to know for sure: call her and talk to her. “Hey, I’m sorry that I acted the way that I did. I gotta be honest: I don’t have a lot of relationship experience, and when I found out I was going to be laid off, I kind of freaked and pulled away because of my insecurity. I really like spending time with you and would love to give this another shot.”

You know, being an honest, mature adult instead of trying to figure out which game tactic will work on the girl (something else that bothers me, maybe just a personal thing, but you’re 35 and call her a girl. You’re dating women now, chief, not “girls” - would you like it if she mentioned that she just broke it off with this boy she’d been seeing? It makes you sound like a tool).

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