Tell her you are seeing someone else and that you’ve decided to make it exclusive.
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
The trouble I’m not attracted to her I just did it the first time because I was just being polite >_< …English gentleman and all that.
So, ideas?[/quote]
I don’t get this… did she tell you she hadn’t sex for 5 years and was on the edge of suicide?
And who were you thinking of as you pounded her?
You can’t go wrong with honesty. Tell her you you are not attracted to her and had to start a thread on a bodybuilding site for ideas on the best way to reject her, ultimately this guy named Andy gave the best answer.
The truth is the best in the grand scheme of things. Just say it and get it over with. Just be tactful lol. No reason to be a dick unless you are a dick and don’t give a fuck. Then it’s whatever.
Just start talking about different models of Terminators in excruciating detail. Emphasize that the T-600s were very easy to spot, but the T-800’s are different - bad breath, hair…living tissue over metal exoskeleton.
Then ask her the date. Yell “WHAT YEAR?!?” directly in her face.
This should be enough to suitably freak her out.
Have a 3 way and pay more attention to the other gitl.
Have the ugly one one her back with the new one on top of her…alternate vaginas
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
I just did it the first time because I was just being polite >_< …English gentleman and all that.
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You shouldn’t have offered her a cucumber sandwich in the first place. She’s taking advantage of your hospitality by demanding second helpings. …hur hur…
Say you have got the gayz.
Tell her you think she’s cool and all but this shit ain’t for free, …if she wants some ass she’s got to take you somewhere classy for dinner and maybe buy you some Anaconda from time to time
[quote]orion wrote:
Imagine you were me, what have I just read?
Dont ever do that IRL. [/quote]
Um…
Chill out.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
The trouble I’m not attracted to her I just did it the first time because I was just being polite >_< …English gentleman and all that.
So, ideas?[/quote]
I don’t get this… did she tell you she hadn’t sex for 5 years and was on the edge of suicide?
And who were you thinking of as you pounded her?
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Never would have guessed when you aren’t playing tennis you enjoy FISHING at the lake.
pull a mosby (see vid)
It depends on a lot of stuff. If she isn’t in your social circle, and all the girls she knows are ugly, try anti-game. Basically tell her how special she is, refuse to have sex with her because she is so pure and made of flowers and puppies and shit, offer to cuddle her, start conversations on the phone with her and encourage her to ramble on about her bullshit (you don’t have to listen, just say ‘uh huh, can you elaborate on that?’ every few minutes), and generally be an emotionally available sack of shit that put her on a pedestal. If you mix this with never, ever initiating social contact, this should kill her attraction for you dead and she will eventually stop calling. This might take some time, the younger she is and the more options she has, the faster she will move on.
If she has hot friends, or is in your social circle, this will have ugly second and third order effects (people you’re interested in thinking you’re a pussy), and you should stick to just aggressively ignoring her so she complains to her hotter friends about how aloof you are and how awesome you were in the sack, meaning that they will compete with her for your attention, and presumably win.
Tell her you aren’t attracted to her and if it wasn’t for the Cialis you took the night you fucked her she never would have gotten laid.
Shit, if she’s so ugly you won’t fuck her or she’s so boring that she isn’t worth the effort you’re probably not the only one who feels/has felt this way about her, and you probably won’t be the last.
Offer her some pointers for the future and be on your way. She’s most likely going to have to get used to this sort of thing and at least you can take some sort of moral high road by telling yourself that at least you’re being honest.
Shit, if you were even a halfway compassionate human being you would aggressively reject her and point out every single thing she does that turns you off so that she can begin to become a better person/fuck.
You could be the one who dramatically changes her life for the better and if you cared at all about humanity you’d tell her to practice her fucking kegels and to chew with her goddamned mouth closed when you finally cave in to her demands and take her out to dinner in a public place after she’s been harassing you to buy a bunch of shit for her and maybe you’d even have the heart to tell her to get a motherfucking job instead of always hitting you up for some cash so she can get some Plan B pills because she needs to understand that if she is going to just lie there like a dead fucking gypsy while you fuck her then you are definitely going to blow a load in her to get some sort of cheap thrill out of the whole thing and if she doesn’t like it the least she could do is lick her own nipples or fondle your balls or do SOMETHING while you’re fucking her other than just lie there and balance her checkbook even though she doesn’t have more than 60 dollars in her account, which you should remind her is still enough to buy some Plan B again and still have enough left over for a fucking $5 burrito at the taco truck on the corner instead of demanding that you take her to goddamned Outback so she can order one of everything off the left side of the menu, which she never finishes anyways and then when you get a box for it and then fuck her again that night you don’t have to listen to her complain about how there’s never any food in your refrigerator because guess what bitch, you’ve got the whole fucking meal she ordered and just stared at while waiting for the last third of the Xanax bar you sold her to kick in, which is probably how this whole relationship started.
Fuck, I’m losing my touch.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Just start talking about different models of Terminators in excruciating detail. Emphasize that the T-600s were very easy to spot, but the T-800’s are different - bad breath, hair…living tissue over metal exoskeleton.
Then ask her the date. Yell “WHAT YEAR?!?” directly in her face.
This should be enough to suitably freak her out.[/quote]
LMAO “WHAT YEAR?!” ← If she doesn’t have a scared rabbit look on her face after this, run for the hills. That chick is crazy.
My advice? Just be honest. I don’t know about you, but coming up with excuses and all that shit always come crashing down on me. I just tell girls the truth, “I’m not looking for a relationship, this was a one time thing”
I wouldn’t go all out and tell her she’s ugly though that’s just mean lol, just let her know that it was a one time thing only.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Or you could just blow her off altogether. I literally couldn’t tell you how many girls I’ve done this to, from legit 9’s to bonafide rock chewers. You don’t owe her anything, and it’s not like y’all have been in a serious relationship, or even dating for that matter. You put your weiner in her once, and she likes you so she embellished your sexual abilities to keep you around. She’ll get over it.[/quote]
This.
[quote]jldume wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This should be enough to suitably freak her out.[/quote]
My advice? Just be honest. I don’t know about you, but coming up with excuses and all that shit always come crashing down on me. I just tell girls the truth, “I’m not looking for a relationship, this was a one time thing”
I wouldn’t go all out and tell her she’s ugly though that’s just mean lol, just let her know that it was a one time thing only.[/quote]
Good advice. Truthfully, I have never felt good about myself after the couple of one-nighters I have had or about how I am treating another person. It wouldn’t hurt to add that you are not comfortable with it if that is how you feel. Or not.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Then ask her the date. Yell “WHAT YEAR?!?” directly in her face.
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seriously lol’d
So much to work with here, nice.
I’m tempted to say that I’ll only come over if we can watch the entire twilight series, that’ll work, everyone in the UK hates twilight… /sad
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]jldume wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This should be enough to suitably freak her out.[/quote]
My advice? Just be honest. I don’t know about you, but coming up with excuses and all that shit always come crashing down on me. I just tell girls the truth, “I’m not looking for a relationship, this was a one time thing”
I wouldn’t go all out and tell her she’s ugly though that’s just mean lol, just let her know that it was a one time thing only.[/quote]
Good advice. Truthfully, I have never felt good about myself after the couple of one-nighters I have had or about how I am treating another person. It wouldn’t hurt to add that you are not comfortable with it if that is how you feel. Or not.[/quote]
In all seriousness though, I will probably go with this.