No Gym for a Month

Over the past few months I have managed to gain roughly 25 pounds of mass, and to be honest, I’m super jazzed about it. I’ve been trying to get a lot bigger, but there is going to be a problem in a week or two. I’m going on a trip to the tropical island of palau, and there will be absolutely no access to any form of workout equipment. In terms of body weight exercises, all i can really think of is pushups, pullups on trees, and lunges while holding coconuts. Any tips to help me makes sure I don’t lose too much mass?

so um yea … theres this feature right ?

its called like a search function right ?

and its super duper special !!!

its like when you use it…

you find stuff…

useally you can actually find answer to some of you questions…

and if your really lucky an article have been written about it.

look what turned up when i wrote “no weights for a month”

“Combat Conditioning - Five Months Without Weights”

gee dude ? do you think that could help you ??

I don’t appreciate blunt being such a cock about it, but yeah, I think there’ve been quite a few threads about this.

Just eat above caloric maintainence and take your protein intake in account. Last year I went on vacation and didn’t train for three weeks, didn’t loose lbm… my bodyfat was 0,5% higher.

[quote]blunt wrote:
so um yea … theres this feature right ?

its called like a search function right ?

and its super duper special !!!

its like when you use it…

you find stuff…

useally you can actually find answer to some of you questions…

and if your really lucky an article have been written about it.

look what turned up when i wrote “no weights for a month”

“Combat Conditioning - Five Months Without Weights”

gee dude ? do you think that could help you ??[/quote]

How about you learn to spell and use correct grammar before you tear someone else down.

[quote]SilentBob490 wrote:

[quote]blunt wrote:
so um yea … theres this feature right ?

its called like a search function right ?

and its super duper special !!!

its like when you use it…

you find stuff…

useally you can actually find answer to some of you questions…

and if your really lucky an article have been written about it.

look what turned up when i wrote “no weights for a month”

“Combat Conditioning - Five Months Without Weights”

gee dude ? do you think that could help you ??[/quote]

How about you learn to spell and use correct grammar before you tear someone else down.[/quote]

I’m sure the only person who found blunt to be clever was blunt, himself.

(oh - and lol at lunges with coconuts)

[quote]SilentBob490 wrote:

How about you learn to spell and use correct grammar before you tear someone else down.
[/quote]

oh no its the internet grammar Nazi !!! im so freaking scared ?

what about you learn my language off the internet and lets see how you go about it !!!

fucking jerks…

[quote]SilentBob490 wrote:

[quote]blunt wrote:
so um yea … theres this feature right ?

its called like a search function right ?

and its super duper special !!!

its like when you use it…

you find stuff…

useally you can actually find answer to some of you questions…

and if your really lucky an article have been written about it.

look what turned up when i wrote “no weights for a month”

“Combat Conditioning - Five Months Without Weights”

gee dude ? do you think that could help you ??[/quote]

How about you learn to spell and use correct grammar before you tear someone else down.
[/quote]

he spells better in English than I would in Danish

[quote]blunt wrote:

[quote]SilentBob490 wrote:

How about you learn to spell and use correct grammar before you tear someone else down.
[/quote]

oh no its the internet grammar Nazi !!! im so freaking scared ?

what about you learn my language off the internet and lets see how you go about it !!!

fucking jerks…[/quote]

This isn’t a Danish forum is it? That’s what I thought.

[quote]blunt wrote:

[quote]SilentBob490 wrote:

How about you learn to spell and use correct grammar before you tear someone else down.
[/quote]

oh no its the internet grammar Nazi !!! im so freaking scared ?

what about you learn my language off the internet and lets see how you go about it !!!

fucking jerks…[/quote]

I honestly didn’t care about your spelling, just wanted you to make you feel bad for being a dick to the op.

well silent… i see your point…

but imo op was lazy

and i am still the only one to post some advice to his questions(tatsu i see you but op asked for exercise questions) so i dont really feel that bad…

hmm… search function didn’t even occur to me for some reason. Even though you were being a smug asshole, I do appreciate the help. Also, I lol’d at you being called out for being illiterate.

Speaking another language is an impressive feat regardless. You don’t have to rip on him in a childish manner though, it just looks like you are about 16, but you are right.

To the op, I got worried about this when I went to China. Just eat plenty and enjoy your holiday. If you get chance do a few pushups, but the only thing you should be curling is a beer.

Amen HiFiBoy

[quote]anonym wrote:

(oh - and lol at lunges with coconuts)[/quote]

x2… lolol

OP as long as you plan to climb the coconut tree yourself to get these coconuts you should be fine.

At about 60 ft tall, getting to the top is quite a workout ! … just make sure to drink the coconut water when you’re done.