NFL Workouts 'Give an Ugly Physique'

[quote]Professor X wrote:
TheBigV wrote:
What the hell is this… it’s totally fucking absurd.

The Greeks had this shit down ages ago. Strong, sculpted lower body with a thick torso. Shove it up your ass skinny man!

Apparently, all of those sculptures looked like women to this guy.

I guess if they keep telling themselves that women hate muscles, eventually they might believe it. I just have a hard time believing there are enough women running around to push this idea this much.

Reggie Bush = female

Got it.[/quote]

Michael Strahan = Uber girl.

[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Professor X wrote:
TheBigV wrote:
What the hell is this… it’s totally fucking absurd.

The Greeks had this shit down ages ago. Strong, sculpted lower body with a thick torso. Shove it up your ass skinny man!

Apparently, all of those sculptures looked like women to this guy.

I guess if they keep telling themselves that women hate muscles, eventually they might believe it. I just have a hard time believing there are enough women running around to push this idea this much.

Reggie Bush = female

Got it.

Michael Strahan = Uber girl.[/quote]

True. Look at those horrific arms. No girl is gonna want that.


Oops.

hahaha that made my night!!!
What a tool box. Lol

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Look at those horrific arms. No girl is gonna want that. [/quote]

I do. I want to slice off that left bicep and sear it on a hot charcoal grill until perfectly done (medium rare) and eat it with my fingers, sinking my teeth into its hot, juicy, meaty… eh… bicepiness.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
the_savage wrote:
My roommate’s a football player… he’s about 5’ 9,", 175, low bodyfat (cornerback). At least once a weekend, I come back to our room and he’s got a shoe on the doorknob, and he stays in there til the morning. Plus he’s always getting texts and calls from girls from our college, other colleges, and girls at home. And I’m at one of those small liberal arts college’s with smart artsy girls… (I’m assuming these would be the most likely to NOT like bulky guys).

Before someone says something… I don’t do badly myself, but I don’t party much, I’m a nerd who takes 5 courses, and I’ve got a job on Friday nights. At least… those are the excuses I tell people… :stuck_out_tongue:

wow.

after everyone started giving me comments like oh, do you play football? i thought itd be a good idea to just say yes, i do and tell them i play for Northeastern as a idk Runningback or something. but i never did, even though i changed my school in facebook to N.E. lol but yea i think thats the new route i have to take. [/quote]

oh god, I hope you change that, the mere thought of you being associated with my school gives me the creeps.

I remember this website has been commented on before. A picture of the author was found and after being called out he admitted to lipo and pec implants, or something like that.

Short story, he has something to sell, and that’s the internet.

[quote] Do you consider a 5’9", 175 pound man bulky?

Those are exactly my stats, and I’m a woman.
Maybe I should try out for the NFL. [/quote]

haha its not huge, but for a 17 year old, I’d say 5’9" 175 with about 6% bodyfat isnt sooo bad. He definitely doesn’t a have an Abercrombie model looking physique, though. He’s more squat and thick.

Sorry… I’m still one of those little guys who has low standards about what constitutes “big.”

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
the_savage wrote:
My roommate’s a football player… he’s about 5’ 9,", 175, low bodyfat (cornerback). At least once a weekend, I come back to our room and he’s got a shoe on the doorknob, and he stays in there til the morning. Plus he’s always getting texts and calls from girls from our college, other colleges, and girls at home. And I’m at one of those small liberal arts college’s with smart artsy girls… (I’m assuming these would be the most likely to NOT like bulky guys).

Before someone says something… I don’t do badly myself, but I don’t party much, I’m a nerd who takes 5 courses, and I’ve got a job on Friday nights. At least… those are the excuses I tell people… :stuck_out_tongue:

wow.

after everyone started giving me comments like oh, do you play football? i thought itd be a good idea to just say yes, i do and tell them i play for Northeastern as a idk Runningback or something. but i never did, even though i changed my school in facebook to N.E. lol but yea i think thats the new route i have to take.

oh god, I hope you change that, the mere thought of you being associated with my school gives me the creeps.[/quote]

then move to U of NH

i aint changing my ploys to give you peace of mind, maybe ill go to “your” gym too.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

Do you consider a 5’9", 175 pound man bulky?

Those are exactly my stats, and I’m a woman.
Maybe I should try out for the NFL.

[/quote]

nice, made my night

Ive seen that fuckers site before.

He looks like shit.

Hes skinny and bald and looks like a starving child from Africa.

The two rugby players at the bottom he says are completely ripped… lol!

Sad thing is unknowledgeable people will take his advice and opinions as truth.

What a tool, makes me sick to my stomach. I guess he’s one of those losers who has the menatility of, “if I can’t do it, you can’t and if you do your just some freaky no good loser.” I’ll be sure to punch him in the face if I ever see him walking around, he sure does practice what he preaches. Pussy.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I have not found these women who hate muscles. I keep running into the ones who want to feel them.

Where are these muscle hating women at who want flat asses and small physiques on their men?[/quote]

College, apparently.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oops.[/quote]

Holy shit O_O

Go Big Blue!

My left eye started twitching half way through that “article”.

women find it attractive when a guy doesn’t obsess over what he thinks women find attractive, and just does whatever the alpha fuck he wants to.

The only thing I can think of is he wants guys to be small so it’s easier for him to dominate them in the sack. Gay.

[quote]shoo wrote:
That’s weird. I seriously though being muscular was a masculine thing. Lucky thing I found this article before I become all big and bulky… like a woman…[/quote]

laughs

It’s ok, really, because this crap gives all the people that don’t know how to train a built in reason why they can’t build any muscle. It also keeps more of these idiots out of the squat rack.