[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]overstand wrote:
RV isn’t ripped, but he’s just as lean as PX was before he trimmed down. [/quote]
Wow. Really?
It hurt to type that…for many reasons.
Dude’s about 30%. I wasn’t carrying that much even at near 300lbs.
There…I contributed…with one hand no less.[/quote]
How are you feeling, doc? You alright? Surgery yesterday if I recall correctly? Hope all went/is well.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Dude. Where is your pic? Why you keep avoiding the subject? I won’t point our your adam’s apple promise!
If you can’t post a pic, I’m going to have to stick to asian ladyboys. I’m not sure I could overlook them weathered catcher’s mitts at the end of your arms. [/quote]
DUDE, where’s my face pic? Unlike you I don’t need my ego stroked. Yours is as fragile as your collapsed sphincter. You posted that ugly mug to seek reassurance from women. Lol. Loser.
Please DO stick to Asian Ladyboys. They’re the only ones you can force to look at that abomination you call your face. And yes, fear my mighty mitts. You really wouldn’t like them to perforate your fucking asshole.
I feel like shit. People acting like I was 30+% body fat even at my heaviest on here make me feel worse.
If I’m posting here though, I must be doing better.
I almost lost my eye…and apparently the rest of me…but apparently muscle mass is functional.
Getting that size to stay when you can’t lift after the accident is the hard part.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I feel like shit. People acting like I was 30+% body fat even at my heaviest on here make me feel worse.
If I’m posting here though, I must be doing better.
I almost lost my eye…and apparently the rest of me…but apparently muscle mass is functional.
Getting that size to stay when you can’t lift after the accident is the hard part.[/quote]
Shit man. That’s what your other avatar was about.
Sorry to hear about that, Prof.
Keep positive, man. Don’t feel worse about the shit that some people post. It’s only the INTERWEBZ!
Focus on getting better. That is what counts right now. You’ll be back to lifting monstrous amount of weights in no time.
Glad to see you around.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I feel like shit. People acting like I was 30+% body fat even at my heaviest on here make me feel worse.
If I’m posting here though, I must be doing better.
I almost lost my eye…and apparently the rest of me…but apparently muscle mass is functional.
Getting that size to stay when you can’t lift after the accident is the hard part.[/quote]
Wow. I didn’t know about the accident. I thought you just disappeared because you were sick of the bullshit around here.
You really did rise from the dead.
Good luck.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I feel like shit. People acting like I was 30+% body fat even at my heaviest on here make me feel worse.[/quote]
You must have some brain swelling too if you would “feel” bad based on internet posts.
Don’t listen to the BS and rest up so you get better.
When they were sewing you up, did the doctors figure out if your muscle was the funcitional kind?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I feel like shit. People acting like I was 30+% body fat even at my heaviest on here make me feel worse.
If I’m posting here though, I must be doing better.
I almost lost my eye…and apparently the rest of me…but apparently muscle mass is functional.
Getting that size to stay when you can’t lift after the accident is the hard part.[/quote]
Glad you are still in the land of the two eyes…the Dread Pirate X just doesn’t seem right.
[quote]Christine wrote:
When they were sewing you up, did the doctors figure out if your muscle was the funcitional kind?
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They said it was 100% “sarcoplasmic hypertrophy”…which is the best kind to cushion you during automobile accidents.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I feel like shit. People acting like I was 30+% body fat even at my heaviest on here make me feel worse.
If I’m posting here though, I must be doing better.
I almost lost my eye…and apparently the rest of me…but apparently muscle mass is functional.
Getting that size to stay when you can’t lift after the accident is the hard part.[/quote]
Damn! What happened?
If you lost that eye, you’d probably have to wear a patch.
Then you’d have to change your name to…
Professor ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Glad you’re OK (read: alive) and recovering.
How’s the bike?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]overstand wrote:
RV isn’t ripped, but he’s just as lean as PX was before he trimmed down. [/quote]
Wow. Really?
It hurt to type that…for many reasons.
Dude’s about 30%. I wasn’t carrying that much even at near 300lbs.
There…I contributed…with one hand no less.[/quote]
Professor X, with all due respect. You honestly don’t know what your talking about. I am the same BF% as in the first pic. And, i am pretty close to 300lbs myself. Id say 285-290. But, when you can’t see my body much at all. and I know i sound like a broken record, but, when your up close like that, with terrible lighting, it does make a huge difference in how you look in pic or on a cam. notices the difference in lighting between my 1st and 2nd pic. big big difference. I never said i was lean, like a contest bodybuilder. Am i fat compared to those guys, of course. but am i fat compared to an offseason bodybuilder or a guy trying to get bigger and strong, I’d say no. Plus, you are not going to find anyone, anywhere, my height, and my weight that is super lean. not a one. Aside from maybe lee priest in the offseason. lol.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
When they were sewing you up, did the doctors figure out if your muscle was the funcitional kind?
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They said it was 100% “sarcoplasmic hypertrophy”…which is the best kind to cushion you during automobile accidents.[/quote]
At which point you told them to get out and you sewed yourself up.
I saved Professor Xs life pretty much.
Dude was out…til showed up with my special absinthe.
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]overstand wrote:
RV isn’t ripped, but he’s just as lean as PX was before he trimmed down. [/quote]
Wow. Really?
It hurt to type that…for many reasons.
Dude’s about 30%. I wasn’t carrying that much even at near 300lbs.
There…I contributed…with one hand no less.[/quote]
Professor X, with all due respect. You honestly don’t know what your talking about. I am the same BF% as in the first pic. And, i am pretty close to 300lbs myself. Id say 285-290. But, when you can’t see my body much at all. and I know i sound like a broken record, but, when your up close like that, with terrible lighting, it does make a huge difference in how you look in pic or on a cam. notices the difference in lighting between my 1st and 2nd pic. big big difference. I never said i was lean, like a contest bodybuilder. Am i fat compared to those guys, of course. but am i fat compared to an offseason bodybuilder or a guy trying to get bigger and strong, I’d say no. Plus, you are not going to find anyone, anywhere, my height, and my weight that is super lean. not a one. Aside from maybe lee priest in the offseason. lol.
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Just keep blithering El Roguester
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Professor X, with all due respect. You honestly don’t know what your talking about…
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Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave…
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Professor X, with all due respect. You honestly don’t know what your talking about.[/quote]
I am picturing Prof paging the nurse to type out a post.
Prof - Nurse please start, "Dear Mther Fcker…
