lmao,… wow,… man sometimes I just don’t get the internet.
S
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
SSpyware?V
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Pretty much sums up T Nation. Hahaha
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
lmao,… wow,… man sometimes I just don’t get the internet.
S[/quote]
Quickly somebody post a ‘‘welcome to the internet i’ll be your guide’’ meme BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
lmao,… wow,… man sometimes I just don’t get the internet.
S[/quote]
Quickly somebody post a ‘‘welcome to the internet i’ll be your guide’’ meme BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/quote]
lmao I’m not so ill informed that I haven’t garnered that if I do things correctly I may actually ‘win the internet’ someday 
S
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Fucking Lol
Damnit ID I have been to busy to be on here and you are talking behind my back.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Fucking Lol
Damnit ID I have been to busy to be on here and you are talking behind my back.
[/quote]
When you say “play”, you mean “get raped”.
Have fun!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Fucking Lol
Damnit ID I have been to busy to be on here and you are talking behind my back.
[/quote]
When you say “play”, you mean “get raped”.
Have fun!
[/quote]
No he likes to spoon and prefers the front spoon.
Go figure
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Fucking Lol
Damnit ID I have been to busy to be on here and you are talking behind my back.
[/quote]
When you say “play”, you mean “get raped”.
Have fun!
[/quote]
No he likes to spoon and prefers the front spoon.
Go figure[/quote]
Really? ew.
That’s just gross.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Fucking Lol
Damnit ID I have been to busy to be on here and you are talking behind my back.
[/quote]
When you say “play”, you mean “get raped”.
Have fun!
[/quote]
No he likes to spoon and prefers the front spoon.
Go figure[/quote]
Really? ew.
That’s just gross.[/quote]
Wouldn’t that be the spork?
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
lmao,… wow,… man sometimes I just don’t get the internet.
S[/quote]
Quickly somebody post a ‘‘welcome to the internet i’ll be your guide’’ meme BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/quote]
lmao I’m not so ill informed that I haven’t garnered that if I do things correctly I may actually ‘win the internet’ someday
S[/quote]
Win the internet? If you play your cards right, you may even win two or three of them.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Welcome, and observe a few TN tenets.
-
Always post a photo of yourself holding a shoe when inquiring everyone’s opinion of your progress.
-
Be sure to reply to dumb questions posted with a resounding “Squats and Milk!”
-
DN and Ct Rockula are interchangeable.
-
Derek is a hillbilly, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Professor X is a dentist, so don’t trust his advice - no matter how much he waves his “medical expertise” around here.
-
Be very wary of Edgy. He’s a ginger Viking who has plans to plunder and pillage (and rape, depending if you look good) Canada.
[/quote]
Fucking Lol
Damnit ID I have been to busy to be on here and you are talking behind my back.
[/quote]
When you say “play”, you mean “get raped”.
Have fun!
[/quote]
No he likes to spoon and prefers the front spoon.
Go figure[/quote]
Really? ew.
That’s just gross.[/quote]
Wouldn’t that be the spork?
[/quote]
Thats only if you do the 69 spoon
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
This post / bot exists for a very specific purpose and it’s not for making friends. Instead, it wants to register a new account and get a few live posts on the target forum without getting the account banned. It repeats this on as many forums as possible.
Due to aidan’s status as robot, he is being forced to make posts on thousands of forums on various topics. Unfortunately, being unable to read, it is hard for aidan to make coherent posts. When you make a new account on a forums and start posting gibberish, you have a tendency to get banned.
As a solution, aidan seeks off-topic sections of forums (which tend to be less moderated) and then posts a generic “hi im new and interested in ________”, where the blank is whatever the bot decides the forum is about. For whatever reason it thought this site was about workouts and nutrition - guess he didn’t dig too deeply.
The bot then disappears, waiting for the right time to spring his sinister plan into action. In particular, he is waiting for his thread to fall off the first page so no one ever reads it again. This could be in just a few days or even some months later.
Whenever the time is right, the bot (or a person reading the bot’s original report), will return to target site, open up their old thread, and then edit their original post. In the edited post they will simply add a link to a website they are trying to promote via search engine optimization.
Based on the content of the replies… his plan was working perfectly.
Aiden is actually most likely powered by Xrumer, by far the most impressive (even intelligent?) automated posting bot ever created. By examining some of aidan’s handiwork, I was able to deduce who he was working for:
http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2361421&hl=
You can see in his post, about a month old, he has now edited in a link for a site promoting “oval swimming pools”. Aidan’s employer now ranks #18 in google for “oval swimming pools”, so it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that very few people even realize Aiden is a bot and many people will actually have a conversation with his advanced logic versions. In the link I posted above, it actually looks like a manual reply, but really Aiden’s logic was to find an excerpt from the most relevant article possible and copy and paste it into the message board. The bit from the link above was actually stolen directly from a third party game review:
In all likelihood, if you have 1000 posts or more on any forum, odds are you have replied to a bot’s meaningless question or post. You may have even argued with one if it snagged a bit of information that you did not happen to agree with. Think about the next time you go to write a long-winded response to someone with under 10 posts!
Holy shit… challer1 is some sort of internet wizard.
[quote]challer1 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
This post / bot exists for a very specific purpose and it’s not for making friends. Instead, it wants to register a new account and get a few live posts on the target forum without getting the account banned. It repeats this on as many forums as possible.
Due to aidan’s status as robot, he is being forced to make posts on thousands of forums on various topics. Unfortunately, being unable to read, it is hard for aidan to make coherent posts. When you make a new account on a forums and start posting gibberish, you have a tendency to get banned.
As a solution, aidan seeks off-topic sections of forums (which tend to be less moderated) and then posts a generic “hi im new and interested in ________”, where the blank is whatever the bot decides the forum is about. For whatever reason it thought this site was about workouts and nutrition - guess he didn’t dig too deeply.
The bot then disappears, waiting for the right time to spring his sinister plan into action. In particular, he is waiting for his thread to fall off the first page so no one ever reads it again. This could be in just a few days or even some months later.
Whenever the time is right, the bot (or a person reading the bot’s original report), will return to target site, open up their old thread, and then edit their original post. In the edited post they will simply add a link to a website they are trying to promote via search engine optimization.
Based on the content of the replies… his plan was working perfectly.
Aiden is actually most likely powered by Xrumer, by far the most impressive (even intelligent?) automated posting bot ever created. By examining some of aidan’s handiwork, I was able to deduce who he was working for:
http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2361421&hl=
You can see in his post, about a month old, he has now edited in a link for a site promoting “oval swimming pools”. Aidan’s employer now ranks #18 in google for “oval swimming pools”, so it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that very few people even realize Aiden is a bot and many people will actually have a conversation with his advanced logic versions. In the link I posted above, it actually looks like a manual reply, but really Aiden’s logic was to find an excerpt from the most relevant article possible and copy and paste it into the message board. The bit from the link above was actually stolen directly from a third party game review:
In all likelihood, if you have 1000 posts or more on any forum, odds are you have replied to a bot’s meaningless question or post. You may have even argued with one if it snagged a bit of information that you did not happen to agree with. Think about the next time you go to write a long-winded response to someone with under 10 posts!
[/quote]
Holy Shit! You ARE the internet!
[quote]challer1 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
This post / bot exists for a very specific purpose and it’s not for making friends. Instead, it wants to register a new account and get a few live posts on the target forum without getting the account banned. It repeats this on as many forums as possible.
Due to aidan’s status as robot, he is being forced to make posts on thousands of forums on various topics. Unfortunately, being unable to read, it is hard for aidan to make coherent posts. When you make a new account on a forums and start posting gibberish, you have a tendency to get banned.
As a solution, aidan seeks off-topic sections of forums (which tend to be less moderated) and then posts a generic “hi im new and interested in ________”, where the blank is whatever the bot decides the forum is about. For whatever reason it thought this site was about workouts and nutrition - guess he didn’t dig too deeply.
The bot then disappears, waiting for the right time to spring his sinister plan into action. In particular, he is waiting for his thread to fall off the first page so no one ever reads it again. This could be in just a few days or even some months later.
Whenever the time is right, the bot (or a person reading the bot’s original report), will return to target site, open up their old thread, and then edit their original post. In the edited post they will simply add a link to a website they are trying to promote via search engine optimization.
Based on the content of the replies… his plan was working perfectly.
Aiden is actually most likely powered by Xrumer, by far the most impressive (even intelligent?) automated posting bot ever created. By examining some of aidan’s handiwork, I was able to deduce who he was working for:
http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2361421&hl=
You can see in his post, about a month old, he has now edited in a link for a site promoting “oval swimming pools”. Aidan’s employer now ranks #18 in google for “oval swimming pools”, so it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that very few people even realize Aiden is a bot and many people will actually have a conversation with his advanced logic versions. In the link I posted above, it actually looks like a manual reply, but really Aiden’s logic was to find an excerpt from the most relevant article possible and copy and paste it into the message board. The bit from the link above was actually stolen directly from a third party game review:
In all likelihood, if you have 1000 posts or more on any forum, odds are you have replied to a bot’s meaningless question or post. You may have even argued with one if it snagged a bit of information that you did not happen to agree with. Think about the next time you go to write a long-winded response to someone with under 10 posts!
[/quote]
Heh, I knew the end result was going to be something SEO/SEM related but I didn’t know how the post/account was going try to garner link juice. My experience in the field is mostly white hat so your explanation on how this particular tactic works is very interesting. Thanks.
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]challer1 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
This post / bot exists for a very specific purpose and it’s not for making friends. Instead, it wants to register a new account and get a few live posts on the target forum without getting the account banned. It repeats this on as many forums as possible.
Due to aidan’s status as robot, he is being forced to make posts on thousands of forums on various topics. Unfortunately, being unable to read, it is hard for aidan to make coherent posts. When you make a new account on a forums and start posting gibberish, you have a tendency to get banned.
As a solution, aidan seeks off-topic sections of forums (which tend to be less moderated) and then posts a generic “hi im new and interested in ________”, where the blank is whatever the bot decides the forum is about. For whatever reason it thought this site was about workouts and nutrition - guess he didn’t dig too deeply.
The bot then disappears, waiting for the right time to spring his sinister plan into action. In particular, he is waiting for his thread to fall off the first page so no one ever reads it again. This could be in just a few days or even some months later.
Whenever the time is right, the bot (or a person reading the bot’s original report), will return to target site, open up their old thread, and then edit their original post. In the edited post they will simply add a link to a website they are trying to promote via search engine optimization.
Based on the content of the replies… his plan was working perfectly.
Aiden is actually most likely powered by Xrumer, by far the most impressive (even intelligent?) automated posting bot ever created. By examining some of aidan’s handiwork, I was able to deduce who he was working for:
http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2361421&hl=
You can see in his post, about a month old, he has now edited in a link for a site promoting “oval swimming pools”. Aidan’s employer now ranks #18 in google for “oval swimming pools”, so it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that very few people even realize Aiden is a bot and many people will actually have a conversation with his advanced logic versions. In the link I posted above, it actually looks like a manual reply, but really Aiden’s logic was to find an excerpt from the most relevant article possible and copy and paste it into the message board. The bit from the link above was actually stolen directly from a third party game review:
In all likelihood, if you have 1000 posts or more on any forum, odds are you have replied to a bot’s meaningless question or post. You may have even argued with one if it snagged a bit of information that you did not happen to agree with. Think about the next time you go to write a long-winded response to someone with under 10 posts!
[/quote]
Holy Shit! You ARE the internet![/quote]
[quote]challer1 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
This post / bot exists for a very specific purpose and it’s not for making friends. Instead, it wants to register a new account and get a few live posts on the target forum without getting the account banned. It repeats this on as many forums as possible.
Due to aidan’s status as robot, he is being forced to make posts on thousands of forums on various topics. Unfortunately, being unable to read, it is hard for aidan to make coherent posts. When you make a new account on a forums and start posting gibberish, you have a tendency to get banned.
As a solution, aidan seeks off-topic sections of forums (which tend to be less moderated) and then posts a generic “hi im new and interested in ________”, where the blank is whatever the bot decides the forum is about. For whatever reason it thought this site was about workouts and nutrition - guess he didn’t dig too deeply.
The bot then disappears, waiting for the right time to spring his sinister plan into action. In particular, he is waiting for his thread to fall off the first page so no one ever reads it again. This could be in just a few days or even some months later.
Whenever the time is right, the bot (or a person reading the bot’s original report), will return to target site, open up their old thread, and then edit their original post. In the edited post they will simply add a link to a website they are trying to promote via search engine optimization.
Based on the content of the replies… his plan was working perfectly.
Aiden is actually most likely powered by Xrumer, by far the most impressive (even intelligent?) automated posting bot ever created. By examining some of aidan’s handiwork, I was able to deduce who he was working for:
http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2361421&hl=
You can see in his post, about a month old, he has now edited in a link for a site promoting “oval swimming pools”. Aidan’s employer now ranks #18 in google for “oval swimming pools”, so it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that very few people even realize Aiden is a bot and many people will actually have a conversation with his advanced logic versions. In the link I posted above, it actually looks like a manual reply, but really Aiden’s logic was to find an excerpt from the most relevant article possible and copy and paste it into the message board. The bit from the link above was actually stolen directly from a third party game review:
In all likelihood, if you have 1000 posts or more on any forum, odds are you have replied to a bot’s meaningless question or post. You may have even argued with one if it snagged a bit of information that you did not happen to agree with. Think about the next time you go to write a long-winded response to someone with under 10 posts!
[/quote]
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]challer1 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
lol at the troll bot.
Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of such a troll would be? It doesn’t really seem to fit the mode of the usual troll. It’s not really fucking with anyone, and if there aren’t any follow up posts… I don’t see the point. Maybe a guy just looking for friends?[/quote]
This post / bot exists for a very specific purpose and it’s not for making friends. Instead, it wants to register a new account and get a few live posts on the target forum without getting the account banned. It repeats this on as many forums as possible.
Due to aidan’s status as robot, he is being forced to make posts on thousands of forums on various topics. Unfortunately, being unable to read, it is hard for aidan to make coherent posts. When you make a new account on a forums and start posting gibberish, you have a tendency to get banned.
As a solution, aidan seeks off-topic sections of forums (which tend to be less moderated) and then posts a generic “hi im new and interested in ________”, where the blank is whatever the bot decides the forum is about. For whatever reason it thought this site was about workouts and nutrition - guess he didn’t dig too deeply.
The bot then disappears, waiting for the right time to spring his sinister plan into action. In particular, he is waiting for his thread to fall off the first page so no one ever reads it again. This could be in just a few days or even some months later.
Whenever the time is right, the bot (or a person reading the bot’s original report), will return to target site, open up their old thread, and then edit their original post. In the edited post they will simply add a link to a website they are trying to promote via search engine optimization.
Based on the content of the replies… his plan was working perfectly.
Aiden is actually most likely powered by Xrumer, by far the most impressive (even intelligent?) automated posting bot ever created. By examining some of aidan’s handiwork, I was able to deduce who he was working for:
http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2361421&hl=
You can see in his post, about a month old, he has now edited in a link for a site promoting “oval swimming pools”. Aidan’s employer now ranks #18 in google for “oval swimming pools”, so it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off.
Perhaps the most interesting thing is that very few people even realize Aiden is a bot and many people will actually have a conversation with his advanced logic versions. In the link I posted above, it actually looks like a manual reply, but really Aiden’s logic was to find an excerpt from the most relevant article possible and copy and paste it into the message board. The bit from the link above was actually stolen directly from a third party game review:
In all likelihood, if you have 1000 posts or more on any forum, odds are you have replied to a bot’s meaningless question or post. You may have even argued with one if it snagged a bit of information that you did not happen to agree with. Think about the next time you go to write a long-winded response to someone with under 10 posts!
[/quote]
Holy Shit! You ARE the internet![/quote]
[/quote]
Great post IH![/quote]
The gif I tried posting didn’t show up, so I just said “fuck it”.
So there! 