[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
What is best in life?: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
- Conan the Barbarian
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Thats actually Ghengis Khan’s quote
[quote]spyoptic wrote:
Theres no wrong way to eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup[/quote]
LOL dude I so wish I had thought of this back in highschool. Genius.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Doc L wrote:
My personal fav…
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
-T. Durden
Probably not quite what you were looking for though. Good luck.
Sometimes it makes you an ANGRY chicken though… sometimes. err… I gotta go
Here’s a quote: “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade”. It’s actually very good advice…[/quote]
I always liked “When life hands you lemons, squirt citrus in someones eye”.
“It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.”
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
spyoptic wrote:
Theres no wrong way to eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
LOL dude I so wish I had thought of this back in highschool. Genius.
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Reese? For breakfast?
Steve Holt!
[quote]WhiteTiger711 wrote:
I copied homer simpsons yearbook quote
“I can’t believe i ate the whole thing”
2 years later still funny, however some other asshole did it in my class too but he also wrote “love you bb!!” beside it so fuck him[/quote]
you still post here? i thought you left or changed your name after you got sodomized in your rmp thread a year ago.
â??If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s gettingâ??
â??It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.â??
â??I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.â??
â??What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
I can’t believe no one said it:
Squats and milk!
Or
PIIHP
â??If youâ??re a cowboy and youâ??re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.â??
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.”
Say something like, “I am not who you thought I was”…this will be enigmatic and people can read all kinds of stuff into it, including the fact that you were gay, or at least open to being gay with the right guy(s).
“Because I would not stop for Death he kindly stopped for me” : If you want to sound badass and fairly well-versed in poetry.
Or
“Can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I am getting the feeling of cumming at home. I am cumming day and night.”
Or
“Shit’s about to get real”
Or
“DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!”
“Live as a king, make your life the kingdom”
“Do work son” - Chris “Big Black” Boykin
“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed” - Michael Jordan
“absorb what is useful, reject what is not”
bruce lee
Tis better to be the pooper putter inner, than the pooper putter in-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Sphincocles-
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“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed” - Michael Jordan[/quote]
Awesome.
I like to rely on CourageWolf; he has never failed me*
‘Bring a knife to a gunfight; kill them while they’re laughing’
‘They told me it was cancer; I called it a challenge’
‘Bite off more than you can chew; then chew it’
‘Climb the highest mountain; punch the face of God’
‘Why fear the unknown, when you can CONQUER it’
‘Fuck bitches; get money’
*He has only failed me when trying to be Starwolf.
“I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air” - Big Tim
[quote]HerbertNL wrote:
“I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air” - Big Tim[/quote]
Lol, is that an obscure Requiem for a Dream quote?
“A moment of weakness is a moment of clarity.”