“Nothing but a peanut” Big Ron
and my favorite:
“Im not a slut!” Paris Hilton
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
HerbertNL wrote:
“I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air” - Big Tim
Lol, is that an obscure Requiem for a Dream quote?[/quote]
not that obscure I would think… But maybe it’s me because when the guy said that and smiled his creepy-ass smile, I think I was traumatized a little 
“Hold my beer–you guys watch this shit…”
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…And I’m all out of bubble gum - Roddy Piper
its obvious we are not the same, take a look! How can you and I be on the same page if I’m in a different book.
that’s mine
“If people are judged “glass half full” or “glass half empty” than I say fuck the glass! Stick your head under the faucet because there’s a hell of allot more to drink” Dave Tate
Just read that one the other day and loved it.
Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch. He always puts skippy, in my lunch.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Doc L wrote:
My personal fav…
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
-T. Durden
Probably not quite what you were looking for though. Good luck.
Sometimes it makes you an ANGRY chicken though… sometimes. err… I gotta go
Here’s a quote: “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade”. It’s actually very good advice…[/quote]
go with powerthirst… ““When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!””
Maybe you didn’t see these earlier…
“I’ve never advocated drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
“I feel the same way about disco that I do about herpes.”
“In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”
“The Edge…there is no honest way to explain it, because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
“You better take care of me Lord. If you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.”
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
“It never got weird enough for me.”
“Too weird to live, too rare to die.”
“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile.”
“A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that, you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.”
“Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.”
“We’d be fools not to ride this strange torpedo to the end.”
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
“For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.”
“Fear is just another word for ignorance.”
“Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used.”
“The person who does not scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.”
When life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail
[quote]Tyrael wrote:
When life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail[/quote]
Beat me to it dude, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, good ol’ Kunu.
Here’s another from an Infant Sorrow tune
“Old as Ancient Skies
I’ve had these wondering eyes
But you took me by surprise when you let me inside of you”
“we never used to get baked at my old school” - the magic school bus
‘im the juggernaut bitch’
“Your girlfriend makes a great breakfast!”
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…And I’m all out of bubble gum - Roddy Piper[/quote]
Ugh, terrible.
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum - an’ i’m all out of gum.
That sounds much better ^ !
30 seconds in.
“Look for me on Dateline”
“Come visit me in jail”
[quote]Otep wrote:
I like to rely on CourageWolf; he has never failed me*
‘Bring a knife to a gunfight; kill them while they’re laughing’
‘They told me it was cancer; I called it a challenge’
‘Bite off more than you can chew; then chew it’
‘Climb the highest mountain; punch the face of God’
‘Why fear the unknown, when you can CONQUER it’
‘Fuck bitches; get money’
*He has only failed me when trying to be Starwolf.[/quote]
Starsiege: tribes or starfox?
Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”
-Jack Burton-
or
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
-Jack Burton-
Just write this link in your yearbook:
[quote]sen say wrote:
Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”
-Jack Burton-
or
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
-Jack Burton-
Just write this link in your yearbook:
[/quote]
I should bring back my Jack Burton avatar … it seemed people liked me better when they thought I was Jack Burton
Fantastic movie … Jack Burton>Snake Plisken