[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
“ain’t nothing to it but to do it” - Big Ron[/quote]
I think thats my senior quote.
Depending on how illustrious of a high school career you’ve had, I’d suggest a real classic from J Caesar himself: Veni vidi vici.
“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
Standard Donkey wrote:
“ain’t nothing to it but to do it” - Big Ron
I think thats my senior quote.[/quote]
Winner
“I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones.”
-Mike Ditka
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”
-Shooter McGavin
[quote]riverhawk23 wrote:
“No one has ever satisfied me like AverageGuy.”
– (insert name of hottest chick in school here)
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Serious: I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. – Thoreau
How about a quote from the one and only Hunter S. Thompson:
“I’ve never advocated drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
“I feel the same way about disco that I do about herpes.”
“In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”
“The Edge…there is no honest way to explain it, because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
“You better take care of me Lord. If you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.”
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
“It never got weird enough for me.”
“Too weird to live, too rare to die.”
“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile.”
“A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that, you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.”
“Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.”
“We’d be fools not to ride this strange torpedo to the end.”
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
“For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.”
“Fear is just another word for ignorance.”
“Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used.”
“The person who does not scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.”
[quote]artw wrote:
“The Edge…there is no honest way to explain it, because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
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This
This was my yearbook quote:
“No Mini-me, we do not gnaw on our kitty.” - Dr. Evil.
I obviously didn’t take it seriously.
“Pain is temporary, chicks dig scars, but glory lasts forever.”
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Doc L wrote:
My personal fav…
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
-T. Durden
Probably not quite what you were looking for though. Good luck.
Sometimes it makes you an ANGRY chicken though… sometimes. err… I gotta go
Here’s a quote: “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade”. It’s actually very good advice…[/quote]
Or use the lemons to kill terrorists like Chuck Norris, he hates lemonade.
Suffer now, live the rest of your life a champion. - Muhammed Ali
Always been one of my favorites.
I don’t want to sound like a right cunt but did you really jot down ‘naw’, as opposed to ‘gnaw’? I think you might regret that quote, lol.
I copied homer simpsons yearbook quote
“I can’t believe i ate the whole thing”
2 years later still funny, however some other asshole did it in my class too but he also wrote “love you bb!!” beside it so fuck him
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
“Fine, be a fucking baby, mothers kiss babies; but nobody fucks them”
Basically a way to tell your buddy not to be a pussy
[quote]andypotent wrote:
I don’t want to sound like a right cunt but did you really jot down ‘naw’, as opposed to ‘gnaw’? I think you might regret that quote, lol.[/quote]
Haha no, I corrected my post just now. It’s printed correctly in the yearbook.
Theres no wrong way to eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup