“Suck my dick I’m a pelican”
"You dont always get what you work for. You get what you WORK for.
“Who best can suffer, best can do” (John Milton).
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
-the immortal words of the great Colonel Sanders
“Shake it more than twice and you’re playing with it.”
How bout u rick roll everyone via highschool senior quote?
“Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down.”
Or
“LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!”.
I’m graduating this year too but don’t we have till the end of the year to pick our quotes?
“life’s a garden, dig it” Joe Dirt.
fuck that movie but i always loved that line.
or
“I found out there is more to life than just being really really really ridiculously good looking” Zoolander
I’m graduating in two months wooooo.
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
Always be yourself, unless you suck.
-Joss Whedon
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“life’s a garden, dig it” Joe Dirt.
fuck that movie but i always loved that line.
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I was thinking about using this, its pretty funny and makes some sense.
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life” Animal house
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?- Animal House
â??When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.â??
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone.
“Did you see the little mermaid on last night? Aerial, she’s so hot!” -American Pie
If you want a serious one then you could use:
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value."
Albert Einstein
I never lie because i dont fear anyone, You only lie when you are afraid - John Gotti (My favorite)
I have inside me blood of kings, I have no rival, No man can be my equal.
From my FB:
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot
Do not spend your time upset over things you have little control over when you can enjoy life. Just make sure by the time you leave it, it is a better place because you were in it.
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs and alcohol. - Lily Tomlin
“Pain is weakness leaving the body”
“Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.” Tom Fleming
Triathlon: “you can quit and they won’t care…but you will always know”- john colins
success is getting what you want… happiness is wanting what you have.
We find in life exactly what we put into it. LIVE. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Success is living up to your potential. That’s all. Wake up with a smile and go after life! Live it, enjoy it, taste it, smell it, feel it.
The physical pain you feel can’t compare to the emotional pain you feel, when you quit
You never work out and regret it. You never go for a run and when you are done say “I wish I would have just stayed home”. You never climb a mountain, get to the top and say “should have just been content to stay where I was?”
The race is long and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
If you always get what you want, maybe you’re not expecting enough.
There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man. The true
nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced
courses of action you should take - choose the bolder. -W.J. Slim
“Dream barriers look very high until someone climbs them. They are not barriers anymore.”- Lasse Viren
“Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” T.S. Eliot
The legs feed the wolf. - Herb Brooks
“There are many paths to the top of the mountain,
…but only one view”
"It is one of the strange ironies of this strange life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest men. When you see 20 or 30 men line up for a distance race in some meet, don’t pity them, don’t feel sorry for them. Better envy them instead.Brutus Hamilton
“The vision of a champion is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion, when nobody else is looking.”
“I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.”- Both by Mia Hamm
To live only for some future goal is shallow. It’s the sides of the mountains which sustain life, not the top. Here is where things grow. When you try to climb a mountain to prove how big you are, you never make it." -Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance (great book)
“Fight on and fly on to the last drop of blood and the last drop of fuel, to the last beat of the heart.”-Baron Manfred Von Richthofen
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life” Animal house
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?- Animal House
â??When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.â??
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone.
“Did you see the little mermaid on last night? Aerial, she’s so hot!” -American Pie
If you want a serious one then you could use:
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value."
Albert Einstein
I never lie because i dont fear anyone, You only lie when you are afraid - John Gotti (My favorite)
I have inside me blood of kings, I have no rival, No man can be my equal.
“ain’t nothing to it but to do it” - Big Ron
“Kiss the baby” Ochocinco
“Child Please!” Ochocinco
“No one has ever satisfied me like AverageGuy.”
– (insert name of hottest chick in school here)
Ain’t nothin’ but a peanut.
I like turtles. ~ Internet Meme
“You can’t believe everything you read on the internet. That’s how World War I got started.”
HERES WHAT I USED:
“We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.” - Baseketball
5 years later, I dont regret it.
“I’m tired of chasing my dreams, so I’m just gonna them ask where they’re going, and hook up with them later!”
-Mitch Hedberg