Natural or Not? (Everyone's Favorite Game)

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

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It’s because of all this that you just have to ignore everyone else and concentrate on your won physique. Get educated, train hard, eat right and evaluate your own results against where you were before. If you keep doing that who gives a crap how big your buddy is.[/quote]

Totally. It’s reassuring to see older (35+) lifters at their peaks. Puts the game in perspective and lets us younger guys know that it’s good to keep on truckin’.

[quote]SavagedNatiion wrote:
Same trending topics on forums since invention of internet:

“Is XYZZ Natural?”
" How to make my ‘inner’ chest grow"
“Are cupcakes good PW?”
“Does my arms measure 18 inches?”
“Is Ahnold natural?”
“Write me a workout plan NOW!”
“How do I get a six pack?”
“How to perform a smith-machine curls.”
“Wraps R4 PUZZIES!?!¿”
“Every time I squat, My L6 disc falls off my back, Should I stop squatting?”
“How do I look like Zack Khan?”[/quote]

you forgot:

" im so muscular with a small lean waist i need help finding jeans that fit"

“help! my penis is so big i cant have sex with my girlfriend because it hurts her”

[quote]heavythrower wrote:

[quote]SavagedNatiion wrote:
Same trending topics on forums since invention of internet:

“Is XYZZ Natural?”
" How to make my ‘inner’ chest grow"
“Are cupcakes good PW?”
“Does my arms measure 18 inches?”
“Is Ahnold natural?”
“Write me a workout plan NOW!”
“How do I get a six pack?”
“How to perform a smith-machine curls.”
“Wraps R4 PUZZIES!?!Ã???Ã??Ã?¿”
“Every time I squat, My L6 disc falls off my back, Should I stop squatting?”
“How do I look like Zack Khan?”[/quote]

you forgot:

" im so muscular with a small lean waist i need help finding jeans that fit"

“help! my penis is so big i cant have sex with my girlfriend because it hurts her”[/quote]
I like squatting in jeans because of the rebound but it chafes my ass because I freeball because I can’t find underwear that doesn’t crush my nuts because and I don’t want to wear fat guy underwear like other powerlifters and my ass is so big because the jeans help build my squat because squats build my ass and my ass makes my jeans tight because my waist is too small for bigger jeans because my ass is so big because I squat so much because I like squatting because it makes me forget about my small penis because my new girlfriend isn’t a virgin like my ex and she made fun of it because she’s been with a black model that has 10 inches because she’s really hot and it makes me insecure because I only got because she knows my family is loaded but I’m scared because my old man might cut me off because I’ve never accomplished anything in my life and failed out of college three times and have never had a job at 26 and he might give it all to my little brother because he’s smarter, better looking, and more successful than me and I bet it’s because he has a bigger penis so I know she would leave me if she found out because all I get from her now is half-assed handjob and sex where she just lies there texting people for the whole two minutes and I know she’s cheating on me because she’s never tight and not just because I’m small but because she’s also told me that she was with the black dude and my brother even once at the same time because I know she hates me and will leave me for my brother when she finds out he’s the heir because so I need a bigger squat so that way I don’t kill myself but my ass is so chafed. PLEASE HELP!

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Laron “Biggest Biceps in the game” Landry. NFL safety for the Jets I believe.

What do you guys think?[/quote]

meh, his conditioning is off, oh wait, he is black, it’s just fine.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]heavythrower wrote:

[quote]SavagedNatiion wrote:
Same trending topics on forums since invention of internet:

“Is XYZZ Natural?”
" How to make my ‘inner’ chest grow"
“Are cupcakes good PW?”
“Does my arms measure 18 inches?”
“Is Ahnold natural?”
“Write me a workout plan NOW!”
“How do I get a six pack?”
“How to perform a smith-machine curls.”
“Wraps R4 PUZZIES!?!Ã???Ã???Ã??Ã?¿”
“Every time I squat, My L6 disc falls off my back, Should I stop squatting?”
“How do I look like Zack Khan?”[/quote]

you forgot:

" im so muscular with a small lean waist i need help finding jeans that fit"

“help! my penis is so big i cant have sex with my girlfriend because it hurts her”[/quote]
I like squatting in jeans because of the rebound but it chafes my ass because I freeball because I can’t find underwear that doesn’t crush my nuts because and I don’t want to wear fat guy underwear like other powerlifters and my ass is so big because the jeans help build my squat because squats build my ass and my ass makes my jeans tight because my waist is too small for bigger jeans because my ass is so big because I squat so much because I like squatting because it makes me forget about my small penis because my new girlfriend isn’t a virgin like my ex and she made fun of it because she’s been with a black model that has 10 inches because she’s really hot and it makes me insecure because I only got because she knows my family is loaded but I’m scared because my old man might cut me off because I’ve never accomplished anything in my life and failed out of college three times and have never had a job at 26 and he might give it all to my little brother because he’s smarter, better looking, and more successful than me and I bet it’s because he has a bigger penis so I know she would leave me if she found out because all I get from her now is half-assed handjob and sex where she just lies there texting people for the whole two minutes and I know she’s cheating on me because she’s never tight and not just because I’m small but because she’s also told me that she was with the black dude and my brother even once at the same time because I know she hates me and will leave me for my brother when she finds out he’s the heir because so I need a bigger squat so that way I don’t kill myself but my ass is so chafed. PLEASE HELP![/quote]

that was awesome.

I’m very grounded within myself, in no small part thanks to excelling in academic and social contexts and picking up new stuff pretty fast, also athletic stuff, although my physical prowess, so to speak, mainly stems from being very strong whilst having good cardiovascular performance. I’m a decent athlete, alright, I might’ve even been great at oly lifting and wasn’t too shabby at track and field, but that’s about it.

With that self-aggrandizing statement out of the way:
apart from a few of my teenage years, I never had any problems with someone being better than me. In fact, having been privately tutoring during high school and university and later on students whilst being a research scientist, helping other to achieve their potentials, I learned that, although I’m pretty good at anything I pick up, there’s always someone better than me in certain disciplines. This didn’t only serve as a reality check, but I also realized I like helping people realize their potentials (professionally, I’ve been leading teams for the past 3 years).

It so happened that I’d helped some guys beat former PRs of mine, some of them having been all the rage in my training social circle. PRs, my body, whatever are just snapshots. They can be taken away anytime (injury, illness, death …).

And no, I hadn’t got much positive feedback in my formative years as a teenager to warrant my positive outlook on things, nor was it all sunshine and rainbows - I think it’s how you look at life (and, of course, how you’re hardwired).
Also, I like, savor and relish competition, and, at times, pursue it quite aggressively, but for me it’s not about crushing my competitors, but trying to broaden my own boundaries. So, no positivist hogwash, here (and I usually do crush my competition, but I’m not gloating, afterwards and usually break their weaknesses down for them - you’d be surprised at how few of them actually apply that for their next prep. I’m not afraid to lose, there’s (almost) always a next time, eh?).

That’s why I never envied ‘users’, nor downplayed their achievements, but am awestruck by some of the physiques in the amateur and pro ranks (I’m a 60s/70s aficionado concerning bodybuilding physiques).

[quote]flipcollar wrote:
natural or not?
trolololol…[/quote]
No trolling at all, more like bible belt roids.
Seriously: much respect to you, bible salesman.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
I’m very grounded within myself, in no small part thanks to excelling in academic and social contexts and picking up new stuff pretty fast, also athletic stuff, although my physical prowess, so to speak, mainly stems from being very strong whilst having good cardiovascular performance. I’m a decent athlete, alright, I might’ve even been great at oly lifting and wasn’t too shabby at track and field, but that’s about it.

With that self-aggrandizing statement out of the way:
apart from a few of my teenage years, I never had any problems with someone being better than me. In fact, having been privately tutoring during high school and university and later on students whilst being a research scientist, helping other to achieve their potentials, I learned that, although I’m pretty good at anything I pick up, there’s always someone better than me in certain disciplines. This didn’t only serve as a reality check, but I also realized I like helping people realize their potentials (professionally, I’ve been leading teams for the past 3 years).

It so happened that I’d helped some guys beat former PRs of mine, some of them having been all the rage in my training social circle. PRs, my body, whatever are just snapshots. They can be taken away anytime (injury, illness, death …).

And no, I hadn’t got much positive feedback in my formative years as a teenager to warrant my positive outlook on things, nor was it all sunshine and rainbows - I think it’s how you look at life (and, of course, how you’re hardwired).
Also, I like, savor and relish competition, and, at times, pursue it quite aggressively, but for me it’s not about crushing my competitors, but trying to broaden my own boundaries. So, no positivist hogwash, here (and I usually do crush my competition, but I’m not gloating, afterwards and usually break their weaknesses down for them - you’d be surprised at how few of them actually apply that for their next prep. I’m not afraid to lose, there’s (almost) always a next time, eh?).

That’s why I never envied ‘users’, nor downplayed their achievements, but am awestruck by some of the physiques in the amateur and pro ranks (I’m a 60s/70s aficionado concerning bodybuilding physiques).

[quote]flipcollar wrote:
natural or not?
trolololol…[/quote]
No trolling at all, more like bible belt roids.
Seriously: much respect to you, bible salesman.
[/quote]

Like nails on a chalk board

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Brool story, co[/quote]

Like nails on a chalk board[/quote]

You’ve become on of my favourite posters: your comments, summaries, snarky-yet-likeable remarks are the light of my day.

Although I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
… I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

AHAA! I see I’m not the only one!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
… I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

AHAA! I see I’m not the only one![/quote]

Go home, Tim Belknap fanboy.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Brool story, co[/quote]

Like nails on a chalk board[/quote]

You’ve become on of my favourite posters: your comments, summaries, snarky-yet-likeable remarks are the light of my day.

Although I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

Thanks. I like to keep things light and fresh around here.

I kept reading your post waiting for it to get to the point and in a round about way it did but was completely unsatisfying in its answer. Have you ever thought about getting into politics?

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Brool story, co[/quote]

Like nails on a chalk board[/quote]

You’ve become on of my favourite posters: your comments, summaries, snarky-yet-likeable remarks are the light of my day.

Although I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

Thanks. I like to keep things light and fresh around here.

I kept reading your post waiting for it to get to the point and in a round about way it did but was completely unsatisfying in its answer. Have you ever thought about getting into politics?[/quote]
See? That’s why I love your posts.

If you need further clarification as to what I’ve written, just shoot. I’m game for that, being a likeable lad, too.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
… I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

AHAA! I see I’m not the only one![/quote]

Go home, Tim Belknap fanboy.
[/quote]

???

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
… I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

AHAA! I see I’m not the only one![/quote]

Go home, Tim Belknap fanboy.
[/quote]

???[/quote]
Come on, pops - can’t take a joke, these days? :wink:
Of course I know you hate Tim Belknap and are love Danny Padilla.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
… I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

AHAA! I see I’m not the only one![/quote]

Go home, Tim Belknap fanboy.
[/quote]

???[/quote]
Come on, pops - can’t take a joke, these days? :wink:
Of course I know you hate Tim Belknap and are love Danny Padilla.
[/quote]

'Tis true!

Good memory, FF!

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Brool story, co[/quote]

Like nails on a chalk board[/quote]

You’ve become on of my favourite posters: your comments, summaries, snarky-yet-likeable remarks are the light of my day.

Although I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

Thanks. I like to keep things light and fresh around here.

I kept reading your post waiting for it to get to the point and in a round about way it did but was completely unsatisfying in its answer. Have you ever thought about getting into politics?[/quote]
See? That’s why I love your posts.

If you need further clarification as to what I’ve written, just shoot. I’m game for that, being a likeable lad, too.
[/quote]

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Brool story, co[/quote]

Like nails on a chalk board[/quote]

You’ve become on of my favourite posters: your comments, summaries, snarky-yet-likeable remarks are the light of my day.

Although I’m sad you’re not sporting your stache, anymore. I was kinda taken with it.[/quote]

Thanks. I like to keep things light and fresh around here.

I kept reading your post waiting for it to get to the point and in a round about way it did but was completely unsatisfying in its answer. Have you ever thought about getting into politics?[/quote]
See? That’s why I love your posts.

If you need further clarification as to what I’ve written, just shoot. I’m game for that, being a likeable lad, too.
[/quote]

[/quote]

I’m not mocking you, I’m a nice guy.
Now, shoot your load of questions.

still doing those insane tabata squats with near 300lbs?

there, i just shot my load on you.

[quote]heavythrower wrote:
still doing those insane tabata squats with near 300lbs?

there, i just shot my load on you. [/quote]

It’s not gay if you didn’t see it cumin’.

No, not anymore, unfortunately. Have you tried them? By the way, you look like you’ve tightened up, some. Cool.

I suffered a pretty bad injury in 2010 that forced me to lay off all pressing exercises and only allows me so much upper body work. Got hit by a shitload of other injuries later on (you should see the other guys, but I guess in your line of work you’ve seen what blunt force trauma can do).

I like to think I’m doing ok, maintained almost all my size, leaned up some (sitting at 230 lbs at 18% bf on a 5’7 frame) and got bigger and stronger in the legs and ass (GHRs, hypex, leg curls, high training frequency). I train each muscle after its own fashion (say, explosiveness rules my lower posterior chain training whereas elbow flexors and lats get a lot of TUT stuff) and don’t shy away from incline energy systems work and long hikes with my trusty old weight vest (80 lbs). The nature of my injury prevents me from doing powerful stuff for my scapular manipulators, though - and it shows.

Anyone: working up to heavy ass loads with tabata squats is pretty cool. Everyone should try it (barring any preexisting contraindications like sandy vagina).

[quote]heavythrower wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Laron “Biggest Biceps in the game” Landry. NFL safety for the Jets I believe.

What do you guys think?[/quote]

meh, his conditioning is off, oh wait, he is black, it’s just fine. [/quote]
Wow dude…that was racist…haha jk jk. I’m happy we could all get some enjoyment out of this thread hahah that was my number one intention, number two was shitting on pretty skater/roid ha boy. I’m such a hater… I should just go ride a bicycle…