Naming Rights to My Son

[quote]Hertzyscowicz wrote:

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
I remember reading a study one time that suggested giving your children a powerful and uncommon name may be linked with setting them up to be high achievers.

I say go for it, If I ever have a son, I’m going to name him something badass too.[/quote]

Funny, I remember reading somewhere it sets them up to be beaten for their lunch money. And somewhere else that it’s actually correlated with them growing up to be criminals. Although it could be that a lot of poor people read the same thing you did and named their kids creatively, and since poor people are more likely to commit crimes than well-to-do people, creative names are now correlated with criminality.[/quote]

Dude, your UPBRINGING has more to do with whether you are a criminal than your name. I hate it when people do studies to show some correlation and then they get used as if this means causation.

If your kid robs a bank, it isn’t because his name is Snake.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

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HEY!!! that is almost worth me getting pregnant for!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

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I don’t know…I’d consider this Lanky. The man does have talented little girl fingers that can draw pretty damn good!

I read the same thing as Hertz somewhere. A ridiculous name just sets the kid up to be beat up at school. Take the five grand. If the kid doesn’t like the name, he can change it himself using his own money.

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
I remember reading a study one time that suggested giving your children a powerful and uncommon name may be linked with setting them up to be high achievers.

I say go for it, If I ever have a son, I’m going to name him something badass too.[/quote]

a greek guy i know used all greek gods names for his kids middle names. it was pretty cool i thought.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

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HEY!!! that is almost worth me getting pregnant for![/quote]

Oh shit, this is about to get moved to SAMA. :slight_smile:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

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HEY!!! that is almost worth me getting pregnant for![/quote]

I’m UP for it… either way.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

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I don’t know…I’d consider this Lanky. The man does have talented little girl fingers that can draw pretty damn good![/quote]

Little girl fingers?
WTF? That’s the thanks I get for immortalizing you in avatar form?
Well,… previous avatar form.

lol

You know what’s funny? In real life, 90% of the people I talk to say take the money. Over the internet, 90% of the people seem to be saying the opposite.

My son’s first and middle name - Marcus Agrippa

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Hertzyscowicz wrote:

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
I remember reading a study one time that suggested giving your children a powerful and uncommon name may be linked with setting them up to be high achievers.

I say go for it, If I ever have a son, I’m going to name him something badass too.[/quote]

Funny, I remember reading somewhere it sets them up to be beaten for their lunch money. And somewhere else that it’s actually correlated with them growing up to be criminals. Although it could be that a lot of poor people read the same thing you did and named their kids creatively, and since poor people are more likely to commit crimes than well-to-do people, creative names are now correlated with criminality.[/quote]

Dude, your UPBRINGING has more to do with whether you are a criminal than your name. I hate it when people do studies to show some correlation and then they get used as if this means causation.

If your kid robs a bank, it isn’t because his name is Snake.[/quote]

I used to run with a straight criminal named “kevin”

I don’t think that was his real name though.

Dude left one day, and never came back. I ended up with like $1,200 worth of jeans.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
You know what’s funny? In real life, 90% of the people I talk to say take the money. Over the internet, 90% of the people seem to be saying the opposite.[/quote]

internet > real life

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Hey whats wrong with two middle names. I am from east Tennesse and its like hillbilly law to have three names. Just ask my brother Billy Joe Jim Bob.[/quote]

lol, Even the girls?[/quote]

Yep Billy Jean Jennifer Bob[/quote]

The Bob part has got to go.

Stephen Lord Humoungous LankyMOFO…your welcome and that ones for free.
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Lord Humoungous for the mofo win!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Hertzyscowicz wrote:

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
I remember reading a study one time that suggested giving your children a powerful and uncommon name may be linked with setting them up to be high achievers.

I say go for it, If I ever have a son, I’m going to name him something badass too.[/quote]

Funny, I remember reading somewhere it sets them up to be beaten for their lunch money. And somewhere else that it’s actually correlated with them growing up to be criminals. Although it could be that a lot of poor people read the same thing you did and named their kids creatively, and since poor people are more likely to commit crimes than well-to-do people, creative names are now correlated with criminality.[/quote]

Dude, your UPBRINGING has more to do with whether you are a criminal than your name. I hate it when people do studies to show some correlation and then they get used as if this means causation.

If your kid robs a bank, it isn’t because his name is Snake.[/quote]

There is a very strong correlation between name and success. There is no correlation when you adjust for upbringing. It turns out a girl named Shakuitha (sp?) from a rich family, good school, and wealthy neighborhood is as likely to succeed as a girl named Cindy in the same situation. Well to do people in solid families tend to name differently than poor broken families. The name is a result of conditions that also impact success. There is no causation between name and success.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

[/quote]

I don’t know…I’d consider this Lanky. The man does have talented little girl fingers that can draw pretty damn good![/quote]

Little girl fingers?
WTF? That’s the thanks I get for immortalizing you in avatar form?
Well,… previous avatar form.

lol[/quote]

M.C. are some pretty sweet first initials.

Is it just me, or am I the only one that thinks it’s kinda out of bounds to tell parents how to name their kids, much less, BRIBE them… Just reading that kinda got my hackles up.

On another note, I actually KNOW a guy who’s middle name is Winner. You’d think he’d be a douchebag, but he’s actually a really cool guy, very successful, and gets laid like a rockstar.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll draw you a free avatar if you name him Mark Christopher.

[/quote]

I don’t know…I’d consider this Lanky. The man does have talented little girl fingers that can draw pretty damn good![/quote]

Little girl fingers?
WTF? That’s the thanks I get for immortalizing you in avatar form?
Well,… previous avatar form.

lol[/quote]

I really can’t say shit about you negatively considering what I do for a living.

One day, I will have to find something more concrete to make fun of you for.

Damn you for not being an easy target.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Is it just me, or am I the only one that thinks it’s kinda out of bounds to tell parents how to name their kids, much less, BRIBE them… Just reading that kinda got my hackles up.

On another note, I actually KNOW a guy who’s middle name is Winner. You’d think he’d be a douchebag, but he’s actually a really cool guy, very successful, and gets laid like a rockstar.[/quote]

Well, there is “cocky” and there is “convinced”.

I am the latter.

I lost the naming rights of my first born in a bet.

I now have to name said first born “Wingd’lles”

“Have to” meaning I really really want to.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Is it just me, or am I the only one that thinks it’s kinda out of bounds to tell parents how to name their kids, much less, BRIBE them… Just reading that kinda got my hackles up.

On another note, I actually KNOW a guy who’s middle name is Winner. You’d think he’d be a douchebag, but he’s actually a really cool guy, very successful, and gets laid like a rockstar.[/quote]

Well, there is “cocky” and there is “convinced”.

I am the latter.[/quote]

Wow, that’s a sweet fucking line. I’m stealing that one. Before now I’ve just admitted I was cocky but have always backed it up.