[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
firestanggt wrote:
Your stomach must be very smart because we all know that a person will not gain one ounce unless they are taking over maintenance calories and will get fat if they are going to far over maint calories.
WTF “your stomach must be smart” do you know anything about training or nutrition?
Looks like he was just goofing on mikayakas dietary practices.
I just can’t wait to see those pics. I’m more than willing to eat some words, but I’m betting that I won’t have to.
[quote]The punisher kid wrote:
Petedacook wrote:
He plans to show a pic of himself in an overcoat with the arms section of the coat stressed because of the massive size of his arms. Or, he plans to show a pic of him in an XXL shirt with his arms stressing the limits of the shirt.
Either way, the picture will reveal nothing, just like his beginning photo reveals.
if his pictures show no skin then he must realize hes going to come off as the biggest troll ever to hit T-Nation. hell have to have at least 1 shirtless pic of him with biceps the size of his head for anyone to take him seriously. personally i hope hes telling the truth and hell post some indisputiable pics of himself.[/quote]
Naw dude, we’ve had way more entertaining guys than this…as far as he goes, he falls in the mediocre to lower echelon of entertainment as his posts are too fucking long to read and way too uninteresting to evoke much response.
i think its crazy that so many people are calling bullshit on the routine, and basically everything that mykayl says, but no ones calling bullshit on the disease.
“BULLSHIT” was just running through my head when i read something about his mom taking a picture of him in like black shorts and a black t-shirt, when he was talking about something happening like a month or so later. like he had already fucking planned on having that “outfit” on. it just seems stupid as hell.
and he cant work b/c of UV rays? does he live in a house with no fucking windows? if not, i suspect he could, by some miracle, find himself even a bullshit job that exposes him to the same amount of UV rays as sitting around in his house all fucking day.
honestly, if your organs are so fucked that they cant take the UV radiation from walking across a parking lot into say, a shopping mall, maybe working a retail job or something, then i seriously fucking doubt that they are well enough to function correctly, as they would have to, to produce any amount of muscle gain.
i dont doubt that there is a handicap, imbalance, disease, etc. BUT i would say that all of it has been manifested inside the guys whacked out head. i think hes seriously fucking nuts.
BTW- i think the routine sucks. when you are at the level that you are doing 18-24 sets? fucking think about that- youre definitely in the gym for a few hours a day, just to get through the routine. i got into it with this guy sometime around thanksgiving, gave the ridiculuos program a try…i dont know, i think it seemed so ridiculous that i convinced myself it could work. it was brutal. mentally. it made me feel fucking stupid. i did the upper body week, and did not care to do the lower body. i would LOVE to see the pics of this guy that is apparently corresponding with this bat-ass-looney, as well as full-length videos chronicling his workouts, and a host of other things that would be necessary for me to believe it, even if he did get bigger. i would not put it past this crazy motherfucker to find some other crazy jackoff to lie about something or other, just to try and give this psycho some credibility. if thats even possible?
[quote]dez6485 wrote:
i think its crazy that so many people are calling bullshit on the routine, and basically everything that mykayl says, but no ones calling bullshit on the disease.
“BULLSHIT” was just running through my head when i read something about his mom taking a picture of him in like black shorts and a black t-shirt, when he was talking about something happening like a month or so later. like he had already fucking planned on having that “outfit” on. it just seems stupid as hell.
and he cant work b/c of UV rays? does he live in a house with no fucking windows? if not, i suspect he could, by some miracle, find himself even a bullshit job that exposes him to the same amount of UV rays as sitting around in his house all fucking day.
honestly, if your organs are so fucked that they cant take the UV radiation from walking across a parking lot into say, a shopping mall, maybe working a retail job or something, then i seriously fucking doubt that they are well enough to function correctly, as they would have to, to produce any amount of muscle gain.
i dont doubt that there is a handicap, imbalance, disease, etc. BUT i would say that all of it has been manifested inside the guys whacked out head. i think hes seriously fucking nuts.
BTW- i think the routine sucks. when you are at the level that you are doing 18-24 sets? fucking think about that- youre definitely in the gym for a few hours a day, just to get through the routine. i got into it with this guy sometime around thanksgiving, gave the ridiculuos program a try…i dont know, i think it seemed so ridiculous that i convinced myself it could work. it was brutal. mentally. it made me feel fucking stupid. i did the upper body week, and did not care to do the lower body. i would LOVE to see the pics of this guy that is apparently corresponding with this bat-ass-looney, as well as full-length videos chronicling his workouts, and a host of other things that would be necessary for me to believe it, even if he did get bigger. i would not put it past this crazy motherfucker to find some other crazy jackoff to lie about something or other, just to try and give this psycho some credibility. if thats even possible?[/quote]
[quote]dez6485 wrote:
i think its crazy that so many people are calling bullshit on the routine, and basically everything that mykayl says, but no ones calling bullshit on the disease.
“BULLSHIT” was just running through my head when i read something about his mom taking a picture of him in like black shorts and a black t-shirt, when he was talking about something happening like a month or so later. like he had already fucking planned on having that “outfit” on. it just seems stupid as hell.
and he cant work b/c of UV rays? does he live in a house with no fucking windows? if not, i suspect he could, by some miracle, find himself even a bullshit job that exposes him to the same amount of UV rays as sitting around in his house all fucking day.
honestly, if your organs are so fucked that they cant take the UV radiation from walking across a parking lot into say, a shopping mall, maybe working a retail job or something, then i seriously fucking doubt that they are well enough to function correctly, as they would have to, to produce any amount of muscle gain.
i dont doubt that there is a handicap, imbalance, disease, etc. BUT i would say that all of it has been manifested inside the guys whacked out head. i think hes seriously fucking nuts.
BTW- i think the routine sucks. when you are at the level that you are doing 18-24 sets? fucking think about that- youre definitely in the gym for a few hours a day, just to get through the routine. i got into it with this guy sometime around thanksgiving, gave the ridiculuos program a try…i dont know, i think it seemed so ridiculous that i convinced myself it could work. it was brutal. mentally. it made me feel fucking stupid. i did the upper body week, and did not care to do the lower body. i would LOVE to see the pics of this guy that is apparently corresponding with this bat-ass-looney, as well as full-length videos chronicling his workouts, and a host of other things that would be necessary for me to believe it, even if he did get bigger. i would not put it past this crazy motherfucker to find some other crazy jackoff to lie about something or other, just to try and give this psycho some credibility. if thats even possible?[/quote]
You are cracking me up Dez. I saw that post where you said you would give his program a shot. I wondered what the outcome was.
Oh yea, and as for the disease, I looked it up. I also have to question the impact it has on his life. But don’t get me wrong, if the guy has a serious disorder, I feel bad for him, but at the same time I have to question the validity of the claims.
Here is the stymptoms of the disorder:
“Many people with this disorder never experience symptoms. When symptoms occur, they can include acute attacks (similar to acute intermittent porphyria), skin damage, or both. Acute attacks usually begin in adulthood and cause abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea and constipation. During an attack, a person may also experience muscle weakness, seizures, and mental changes such as anxiety and hallucinations. These signs and symptoms are triggered by nongenetic factors such as certain drugs, dieting or fasting, certain hormones and stress.”
Gave it a try, what can i say?
Couldn’t keep it up. At the end of the week my bench had dropped so much that 70kgs was difficult. So immediatly i went back to what i KNEW worked. I’ll keep focusing on strength, and size will keep coming. I’ve started jogging in the morning to work on fat loss.
Mikayl you must be one extremely tough bastard, or you play around with plastic 5 kg dumbells so volume and frequency can be high. Seriously what weight do you use for your lifts?
[quote]big balls wrote:
Gave it a try, what can i say?
Couldn’t keep it up. At the end of the week my bench had dropped so much that 70kgs was difficult. So immediatly i went back to what i KNEW worked. I’ll keep focusing on strength, and size will keep coming. I’ve started jogging in the morning to work on fat loss.
Mikayl you must be one extremely tough bastard, or you play around with plastic 5 kg dumbells so volume and frequency can be high. Seriously what weight do you use for your lifts?[/quote]
you must be crazy. mykayl has no time to answer such ridiculous questions. hes on the road to more than doubling his bodyweight. sub-150lbs to 300lbs isnt easy folks, he cant just be sitting on the computer all day. i mean do you have any idea how hard it is to go from sub-150lbs to 300lbs, while only working out in the shadows of your own home, with a shitty weight set at that?
[quote]roninternational wrote:
Me either. I only just joined this site but i notice this guy is every where.
By the way, have you seen his pics? His cat looks more beef than he does.
How long has this joker been talking shit for?[/quote]
his pics fucking freak me out, no joke. he honestly looks like a 15-17yr old pervert. and im saying pervert because of the freak ass grin on his face. the fact that he claims hes 36 or whatever blows my fucking mind.
i cant wait to see these fucking pics. i was thinking about it lastnight, him posting this awkward as hell photo in which he looks like hes got tennis balls taped to his arm under his t-shirt, trying to give the appearance of biceps or something. fucking classic, i cant wait!
I remember seeing some specials on the History channel around Halloween discussing the origins of the myths of vampires, and porphyria was discussed quite extensively I believe…
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Well, there’s only a couple more hours till the big day!
Can’t wait for the fantabulous results of this mega program.
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Yea, but somehow I feel like I am waiting for a Shamrock vs. Tito fight…it could be really good, but deep down you know it is going to be a big let down.
we are all putty in mykayls weird ass hands right now, just waiting for these pics to drop. he could drop them at any moment within the next ~16.5 hours, and we are all anxiously waiting.
