[quote]MattyXL wrote:
that korn must be taking creatine[/quote]
Crearoidz for teh kornz brah. Its CRAZY! jhahahahaha
jason
Tell the story from the pizza place yesterday!
Jason
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
Tell the story from the pizza place yesterday!
Jason[/quote]
so jason and i go to pickup pizza. hes in the car, i go inside. theres a guy customer in there when i go in, eating an apple. he leaves. i leave, see the guy talking to a female driver, leaning in the window. he throws something over the top of the vehicle into the back of the parking lot and goes back inside. im instantly irritated beyond words. i litter sometimes, but not when i have a trashcan within a few feet. so the guy goes back inside, i get in the car and back around until i can get right out and pick up the apple core. i carried it back to the pizza shop door, opened it, poked my head inide, and said, “hey man, you forgot this.” tossed the core at him, and calmly walked away.
this guy takes a min before he followed me back outside yelling.
when i walked around my car to get back inside, he saw pegg and clotheslined himself because he saw the large angry looking pegg in the passenger seat. pegg just smirk/smiled. this is when angry guy got to the part where he said, “why you gotta throw shit on me?”
“you cant shit on the world, dumbfuck.”
“oh yeah?! well, i shit on YOU.”
“…RIIIIIGHT…”
in the middle of all of this, pegg looked at me and said, “WHAT are you doing?” because i hadnt told him what i was going to do.
so he was a little irritated with me, which is understandable. i gave him a few minutes, and told him it was ok to let loose on me. “only thing i ask is that next time, you dont do that while im wearing flipflops. tennis shoes, vibrams, anything but flipflops. that was gravel.”
pegg darling, feel free to add to or correct whatever you want.
no training tonight. made it in time for hot tub and sauna, now home and cleaning, in between getting lost in the abyss that the interwebz has become.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
Tell the story from the pizza place yesterday!
Jason[/quote]
so jason and i go to pickup pizza. hes in the car, i go inside. theres a guy customer in there when i go in, eating an apple. he leaves. i leave, see the guy talking to a female driver, leaning in the window. he throws something over the top of the vehicle into the back of the parking lot and goes back inside. im instantly irritated beyond words. i litter sometimes, but not when i have a trashcan within a few feet. so the guy goes back inside, i get in the car and back around until i can get right out and pick up the apple core. i carried it back to the pizza shop door, opened it, poked my head inide, and said, “hey man, you forgot this.” tossed the core at him, and calmly walked away.
this guy takes a min before he followed me back outside yelling.
when i walked around my car to get back inside, he saw pegg and clotheslined himself because he saw the large angry looking pegg in the passenger seat. pegg just smirk/smiled. this is when angry guy got to the part where he said, “why you gotta throw shit on me?”
“you cant shit on the world, dumbfuck.”
“oh yeah?! well, i shit on YOU.”
“…RIIIIIGHT…”
in the middle of all of this, pegg looked at me and said, “WHAT are you doing?” because i hadnt told him what i was going to do.
so he was a little irritated with me, which is understandable. i gave him a few minutes, and told him it was ok to let loose on me. “only thing i ask is that next time, you dont do that while im wearing flipflops. tennis shoes, vibrams, anything but flipflops. that was gravel.”
pegg darling, feel free to add to or correct whatever you want. [/quote]
Sounds about right to me. Like I said though…Irritated because I didnt have the proper footwear. hahahahahahahaha
I also thought it was funny, and I dont know if you noticed this or not, that he maintained about a 15 foot distance from the car and put his hands in his pockets.
Jason
Lol! This is a union of total bad-assery - Ohio better watch itself.
Littering is unacceptable! slams fist on table I call people out on it all the time and even got into a pretty heated argument over a piece of trash wish some neighborhood hoodlums. But my all time favorite thing to do is this - when someone litters in the subway car right when they’re getting out I yell “Hey! you dropped something!” and then they run back in to check it out, realize its their shitty trash, make a sheepish look (altho never pick that shit up - i mean seriously) and then have to run back out before the doors close on them. The litter is still there, but I figure, you inconvenienced my life, I shall momentarily inconvenience yours.
ps. hot tub and sauna FTW!
that he maintained about a 15 foot distance from the car and put his hands in his pockets.
Jason
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The hands in the pocket stance is a pure dont Fuck with me stance…lol, what a dolt.
mash- ohio? THE WORLD better watch out! 
glad to see someone else gets so upset about stuff like that. I can do better, and I just got motivated to do so. i would never just drop trash as im getting off the subway tho. there’s a can in about 15 more feet!
matty- i was definitely intimidated. so was pegg. surprised the guy could reach his pockets, though, as his pants were around his ass. had i noticed, i might have told him he’d be an awesome deadlifter.
training today will be house and car cleaning, along with packing to go to a wedding with pegg this weekend. one of his army buddies. so that means ive met the fam, the kidhood friends, and now the army friends. oh my god is like im MORE than just his whore! 
but seriously. its a compulsory type cleaning. i know people will be in and out to take care of the doggy while im gone, so i dont want to leave anything dirty or not picked up for them to see, and i LOVE coming home from a trip to a clean house.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
that he maintained about a 15 foot distance from the car and put his hands in his pockets.
Jason
The hands in the pocket stance is a pure dont Fuck with me stance…lol, what a dolt.
[/quote]
hahahaha seemed to be a “dont get out of thew car, im just going to run my mouth” stance. Its funny, because I didnt say one word to him.
Jason
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?[/quote]
Papa johns. Not the best, not the worst, but bad pizza is like a bad blowjob. You’ve heard of it, and know a guy who has had it, but never experienced it for yourself.
Jason
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?[/quote]
Papa johns. Not the best, not the worst, but bad pizza is like a bad blowjob. You’ve heard of it, and know a guy who has had it, but never experienced it for yourself.
Jason[/quote]
coming from a guy who was asked by a woman, “would you rather i suck, or blow?” with all seriousness.
the commentary that i remember best from the first time i heard this story was, “i feared for my life while i was leaving. not that she was mad i was leaving, but that i was laughing so hard i wasn’t sure if i could make it down the 4 flights of stairs or not.”
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?[/quote]
Papa johns. Not the best, not the worst, but bad pizza is like a bad blowjob. You’ve heard of it, and know a guy who has had it, but never experienced it for yourself.
Jason[/quote]
I consider every a blowjob a good one!
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?[/quote]
Papa johns. Not the best, not the worst, but bad pizza is like a bad blowjob. You’ve heard of it, and know a guy who has had it, but never experienced it for yourself.
Jason[/quote]
I consider every a blowjob a good one![/quote]
I agree, however I am originaly from Brooklyn NY and have had bad pizza before.
My wife has the instant dynamite also. She seen a guy smacking his dog once stoped the car ran out screeming at the guy before I knew what was going on. It wasn’t until she calmed down I had to say “you do know If he did anything I would have been the one fighting, a little heads up would be nice”. Her response was “yeah but could we keep the Dog”
I have some dynamite I didn’t even realize I had…
long story short, I was being tailed by this dude so he cut me off and got in front of me…so I tailed him and followed him into a shopping store parking lot…we both got out of our cars and I got into a yelling match with a dude who could obviously beat my ass if he wanted. I had my two kids in the back watching the whole thing.
what was I thinking??
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?[/quote]
Papa johns. Not the best, not the worst, but bad pizza is like a bad blowjob. You’ve heard of it, and know a guy who has had it, but never experienced it for yourself.
Jason[/quote]
I consider every a blowjob a good one![/quote]
I agree, however I am originaly from Brooklyn NY and have had bad pizza before.
My wife has the instant dynamite also. She seen a guy smacking his dog once stoped the car ran out screeming at the guy before I knew what was going on. It wasn’t until she calmed down I had to say “you do know If he did anything I would have been the one fighting, a little heads up would be nice”. Her response was “yeah but could we keep the Dog”[/quote]
Awesome, response by your wife!
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I have some dynamite I didn’t even realize I had…
long story short, I was being tailed by this dude so he cut me off and got in front of me…so I tailed him and followed him into a shopping store parking lot…we both got out of our cars and I got into a yelling match with a dude who could obviously beat my ass if he wanted. I had my two kids in the back watching the whole thing.
what was I thinking?? [/quote]
LOL, Sometimes happens to me as well, I sometimes have to tell myself before getting into my super bad ass 2005 Toyota Sienna with my kids that I will NOT get any road rage!
i made it back. alive, with all of my appendages, and without alcohol poisoning.
more later.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
being from NYC and all, how is pizza out there?[/quote]
Papa johns. Not the best, not the worst, but bad pizza is like a bad blowjob. You’ve heard of it, and know a guy who has had it, but never experienced it for yourself.
Jason[/quote]
I consider every a blowjob a good one![/quote]
I agree, however I am originaly from Brooklyn NY and have had bad pizza before.
[/quote]
Comparatively, or genuinely bad pizza?
Jason
friday- got to MD just in time to check in to the hotel, change, and go to the rehearsal dinner. we weren’t in the wedding but pegg is awesome enough to have been invited, and i came along for the ride. he still says he loves me after 14 hours in the car with me (7 there and back) so that’s a testament to his patience.
rehearsal dinner went smoothly, there was much food in the form of buffet, and initial introduction to army buddies and their wives.
the afterparty was in our hotel room. we got to bed around 4, and after a wrestling match with one of em (which i thoroughly lost), i felt like we’d bonded. one of the wives was very upset the man in question would even START to fight back, but he pointed out that i was safe, and i assured her that he had been more gentle than my brothers ever were.
I suggested that he felt comfortable with the match because we were in the same weight class. this was news to him, and he bowed his head at the information.
saturday- woke up in time to shower, nookie, and change. it was a catholic wedding, so i wore a black and white floor length halter that showed enough of my chest to make me wonder if i would need some double sided tape. for the record, the seat was not singed when i got up, nor did the building crumble upon entry. pegg looked tasty, all dressed up.
reception- cute, classy, full of entertainment. mostly because i LOVE people watching. beer and white or red wine to drink, open bar. right around 730 someone opened a bottle of everclear and lemon… literally. lemon peels in some everclear, soak for 2 months, add a touch of sugar, pour by the cupful.
whoa.
bed early on saturday.
sunday- woke up and realized that if i had drank more water before bed, the sand man wouldnt have deposited his entire nights supply in my eyeballs and mouth. pegg is awesome and brought me 5 lbs of bacon, eggs, muffins, juice, and chocolate milk from the hotel buffet.
checkout at noon, drive back to ohio. pegg drove the whole way. i supervised, made sammiches, fechted snacks and drinks from the cooler, was generally awesome in between naps.
came home, unpacked, and got pizza. without incident this time.
maryland has caution, animal crossing signs pictured with deer and BEARS. i failed to get a picture, but we did NOT see a bear and are thoroughly disappointed with MDDOT for teasing us like that.
pictures later.