[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
Stars, bacon, and, um, ahem, pussy. Whats not to love?[/quote]
That is an awesome picture!
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
pegg- bacon and pussy- really, does anyone need more from life?[/quote]
Not this guy. Maybe some Beam on occasion. Thats about it really.
Jason
Tell the story from This weekend!
Jason
Yeah, I didn’t have any broken old men to listen to back then, or an Internets either. Just Flex and Musclemag. 
And yes, what is this story from the weekend?
I could do with a CBear story right about now.
Oh yes! Do tell…waits in eager anticipation
Lets just say it involves a hose, fighting, fireworks, and the police, along with 100% sobriety. The awesome in the story is in the details. hahahahaha
Jason
sobriety AND the police in the same story?? Got to hear this one…
grabs a chair I’m all eyes…
alright, here’s ONE version of the story, while we wait to to go get pizza.
according to the indianna parenting guidlines book (which is law unless otherwise stated in court), the 4th of july was the ex mrs. pegg’s holiday with the 2 nuggets. this weekend was the pegg family gathering with fireworks and cookout and hilarity, and peggs turn with the boys. not according to the ex mrs. pegg.
the boys got to come saturday afternoon, and there was muchly of the fun involved. 3 buckets of water balloons, 1 hose, and 6 squirtguns later, everyone was soaked. peggs father thinks its a good idea to have the waterfight with the sprayer on the hose ON FULL BLAST. IN YOUR FACE. so i threw a lucky shot at peggs father while getting a face full of water and landed it on his back. later, i got to wrestle the hose (heehee. but really, its his dad.) around and shoot peggs dad in the face. (ok pervs really. im laughing too but come on.) jason got video of the fight. it resembles blair witch in that he’s laughing so hard the picture is bouncing all over.
so after the waterfight, we dried off and had fireworks. real ones. huge ones. despite a mishap or two, everyone left with all of their appendages, and the pegg nuggets were THRILLED! the five year old spend most of the fireworks on my lap, and the rest of the time under a blanket and chair fort on the deck.
so midnight rolls around, and the 2 year old has been asleep for a few hours, the five year old is fighting sleep with everything he has left (not much), and pegg gets a message that the ex mrs pegg is going to come pick up the boys… at midnight… on a saturday… on jasons weekend… and to prevent trouble, she’s bringing police escorts with her. (if you have a WTF look on your face, multiply that times infinity and you’ll get to our surprise. cops? really?) so because there has never been any trouble that she didnt start, jason calmly carried the sleeping nugget out to the car and wished his 5 year old nugget good night.
the sobriety part, that you’re all waiting for?
the ex mrs pegg is so convinced that im a scumbag tramp and absolutely unacceptable to have around her children that i didnt drink a drop the entire time i was there, JUST IN CASE she stopped by. im unacceptable to have around her children because i post anonymous pictures on the internet under a fake name with no nipple or pussy exposed.
the internet is real life, people, watch out.
however, we did get an awesome pic of me standing in front of some corn. corn thats supposed to be knee high by the 4th of july. it will be posted by one of us today or tomorrow. i gotta eat.
peace out, crazy bitches!
i’m sure there are a bunch of delayed posts waiting to load up which i’m not seeing yet, so i’ll just say this:
the older i get and the more people i come across via work, family, extended family and friends, the more i realize how many of those kinda people are out there…sadly, it seems they are about ready to out number us normal folk.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-pizza…gimme! and yay for no lost appendages and a fun filled 4th.
WOW, That is some crazy azz shit right there. See you leave for a min come back to all kinds of crazy Peg-Beard-Bear stuff.
But I must say you guys sound fun as all hell. Stay sane Bear-Beard-Peg.
talena- it’s true, and i will refrain from “trash” talking about her as much as possible. She’s the mommy to two small boys of whom i am very fond, and therefore, a relatively permanent person in my life. also, squat1000b700 forwarded her the link to this log and even tho its anonymous, everything here is now admissible in court. so what i can’t say, someone else should.
four60- if it’s easier, you may refer to pegg as grizzly bear. or Pegasus.
i HAVE done some training this past week. not much, but its there.
friday- at the compound, before work, just pegg and i. squatting to foam. i felt like shit. i need to set my arch before i unrack the bar. apparently ive been unracking, then BOOP theres an arch. whoopsie.
last night- at the local. went in and did whatever i felt like doing. that meant;
light good mornings 5x12 bar, 65, 65, 85, 85
stepups with barbell- hadnt done these in awhile and i practiced a tight upper back, elbows down, pushing my head back into the bar. 4x12 bar, 65, 65, 65. it was a low box. actually the part a spotter stands on during a seated military press.
hip stretchy ab thingy that robertson taught me. kneeling in a lunge, tight butt, hip stretched, pulling on the cable machine. 2x 12
rear delt raises- 5lb plates, 2x 10.
then pizza, pegg, and bed.
peektures from the weekend to follow.
You had me at pizza 
Mmm corm…
Sounds like you had a blast. I envy your July 4th fun. Perhaps Britain should have a big July 4th “We got rid of you yank bastards” celebration, akin to a divorce party. But no, I suppose if we had to celebrate every colony we’d given up, we’d have a party every fucking week. Ah, the British Empire…
And of course the ex thinks you’re a whore. Exes don’t like being replaced. It’s human nature.
Looks like the corn is on the juice.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Mmm corm…
Sounds like you had a blast. I envy your July 4th fun. Perhaps Britain should have a big July 4th “We got rid of you yank bastards” celebration, akin to a divorce party. But no, I suppose if we had to celebrate every colony we’d given up, we’d have a party every fucking week. Ah, the British Empire…
And of course the ex thinks you’re a whore. Exes don’t like being replaced. It’s human nature. [/quote]
KORN!!!
that korn must be taking creatine