I think u should post a monthly contest for the oddest, creepiest message u get and they win an autographed pic of u sans pasties for cardio material
And whenenever they post no flirt it means the opposite
Just like when people post no homo…and then go on to post a ghey message
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
most people dont understand that i have the ability to separate sex from emotion. [/quote]
Oh, I’d love to hear moar about this, having often wondered how men do it. Did you develop this ability over time, or is it innate? There is lots of stuff written how women are in thrall to bonding hormones released during sex and men really aren’t. Which, frankly, seems wildly unfair and a recipe for quite alot of needless female suffering.
Apparently, I’m hellbent on avoiding my work this AM…
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
most people dont understand that i have the ability to separate sex from emotion. [/quote]
Oh, I’d love to hear moar about this, having often wondered how men do it. Did you develop this ability over time, or is it innate? There is lots of stuff written how women are in thrall to bonding hormones released during sex and men really aren’t. Which, frankly, seems wildly unfair and a recipe for quite alot of needless female suffering.
Apparently, I’m hellbent on avoiding my work this AM… [/quote]
it might be innate, but, much of the first sex i had was for practice, and without someone i “cared” about. the idea was that later, when i did like someone, it wouldnt be so awkward. that backfired. now it was awkward BECAUSE i liked the guy.
in the middle of our first big fight he yells, “what the fuck is your problem?!” and i said, “You’re being an asshole and I really dont want to stand in the same fucking room as you but im still so unbelievably horny i cant stand being around myself, either. Can we fuck and not talk?”
so, yeah, there’s a story for everything.
MIM- sorry, got a little distracted by someone doin the repeater.
blue- yes but as an accessory. i had company in the tub. and my vision is -5.25
matty- i think the idea of rewarding someone with a pic of me sans pasties is overkill for a creepy pm. also, im still looking around the corner at the good lordy thread… fuckin weirdos.
lanche- honestly im attracted to most weirdos myself. normal people bore/scare me. its a matter or batshit/straight jacket crazy, or girls who talk about masturbation and the men we let overhear crazy.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
MIM- sorry, got a little distracted by someone doin the repeater.
[/quote]
sorry I got excited…
She LIKES me…she really LIKES ME!!
Is it my new deodorant? 
no you still smell like a foot soldiers old boot after PT.
Ya’ll are way too cheery in the morning. How do you do it?
Imagine a room full of 85 girls smelling like that at once? not cool.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ya’ll are way too cheery in the morning. How do you do it?[/quote]
wake up being awesome.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
matty- i think the idea of rewarding someone with a pic of me sans pasties is overkill for a creepy pm. also, im still looking around the corner at the good lordy thread… fuckin weirdos. [/quote]
I posted in that thread.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
lanche- honestly im attracted to most weirdos myself. normal people bore/scare me. its a matter or batshit/straight jacket crazy, or girls who talk about masturbation and the men we let overhear crazy. [/quote]
oh hai. hahahaha
Jason
I’d tell you to use the actual bathtub faucet (mucho pressure) instead of a shower head, but you don’t have a bathtub. Let me use this moment to say you can drop by my house anytime and try mine. I’ll even scrub the tub beforehand.
My posts in your thread are also long to poste - everyone who posts here is being filtered.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ya’ll are way too cheery in the morning. How do you do it?[/quote]
They’re talking about SEX… shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Don’t interrupt.
there’s something really awesome about having a heavily filtered thread… i like it.
no training today, just work from 1-945. weeeheeeew!!
also, a PM:
[quote]
subject: My apologies
message: 04/08/10
02:15 PM
Thank you for not including my name or login when you posted the pm I sent you. I apologize if it at all seemed ‘creepy’. I didn’t realize you had the creepy fan club sending you messages all the time. I deffinately won’t bother you again.[/quote]
while your message definitely wasnt the creepiest, it did deserve to be posted. or, were you hoping to start some sort of witty banter, maybe even a pseudo e-relationship by sending me a PM instead of posting in my log?
what’s goin on in here?
Hai!
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ya’ll are way too cheery in the morning. How do you do it?[/quote]
wake up being awesome. [/quote]
Besides that. We can’t all be CBear-ish.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
I’d tell you to use the actual bathtub faucet (mucho pressure) instead of a shower head, but you don’t have a bathtub. Let me use this moment to say you can drop by my house anytime and try mine. I’ll even scrub the tub beforehand.
[/quote]
I used to know someone who did that…she was a nympho…claimed to orgasm 100 times a day.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ya’ll are way too cheery in the morning. How do you do it?[/quote]
wake up being awesome. [/quote]
Besides that. We can’t all be CBear-ish.[/quote]
sure you can. it’s less about accomplishments and more about state of mind. mb to cb comparisons just dont work. mb to mb comparisons, well, you’re in charge of that.
and thats the closest thing you bitches get to a pep talk.
its 2 am and im drunk. thank god i dont have to work till 1 tomorrow. today. whatever.